Pre-trip planning is half the fun,
Shopping, visiting, chatting, and emailing everyone.
Unplanned activities one, two, three, four,
I must remember to attend Boomer's Magical Mystery Tour.
Purple togas, PJ night, and Friday Bare As You Dare,
Wear Black and Glow with gold glitter in my hair.
Hanging from Delroy's for all to see,
No charge for this one, Buddy. This one's on me!
Arriving at Hedo before my room is ready,
Grab a drink from the bar and head straight for the jetty,
Go the hot tub instead, shedding clothes on the way,
In search of old friends and new ones ready to play.
Grab a drink from the bar and head towards the
beach,
In search of the boatman with ganja in reach,
Then float to the dive shack, C-card in hand,
Say hello to the dive staff. They're the best in the land!
Take the Cat. to the Pickled Parrot, stop to snorkel
on the way,
Laugh, party, drink, and dance to reggae all day.
Sexy silly string bikinis in both pink and green,
Something to talk about when people ask where I've been.
Find some friends, hop in a taxi to Rick's Café,
Stopping in town, purchasing souvenirs on the way.
Hurry back for dinner before we miss all the fun,
Reservations at Pastafari's with that special someone.
Veronica's for karaoke or the Piano Bar to sing,
Leave all inhibitions behind. Don't worry about a ting.
Wander back to the hot tub, stopping first for my toys,
Green waterproof dildos and the inevitable trip to Delroy's.
Too soon it's time to leave, time to pack up and go,
Goodbye to friends who say, "Thanks, Smiling, for the Show!"
Catch the shuttle to Mo-Bay. I'll miss everyone for sure.
Glad I remembered to attend Boomer's Magical Mystery Tour.