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DennyP Travel | |
Hedonism II |
We spent 10
days at N-Resort during the first week in August.
I will
get all of the negatives out of the way first. The resort is showing its
age. There is a lot of faded paint and chipped concrete. They are only
using about half of their buildings and they seem to be focusing their
maintenance and repair efforts on the buildings that they're using and
ignoring the others. The ignored buildings create a peripheral ambiance
of neglect that is amplified by the vegetation. Their landscaping is
more varied than most places, which I appreciate.
It’s a nice change from the “tailored” look at other resorts.
But, it tends to be a little overgrown. The palm leaves overhang the
sidewalks and you have to duck and dodge as you walk to and from your
room.
Here’s a
tip for those who are not quite able to “unplug”.
The wi-fi only works in the lobby.
There are wi-fi signals at other places around the resort,
including poolside. However, I
was only able to connect to the net using the one in the lobby.
The
biggest negative of N-Resort was the low occupancy. At peak, there were
14-15 couples present. On our last day, there were only five other
couples there. The social
atmosphere is an important component in a nekkid vacation. We had a few
volleyball games that were 3-on-3 and 4-on-4. There were a couple of
days where there was no volleyball at all.
I’m not the biggest volleyball enthusiast, but I played just
because there were so few players available.
Pardon a
slight tangent, but I also noticed that of the 20-25 couples that we
encountered during the trip, we had met more than half of them before.
I've noticed that on our last 4-5 trips, including Braco, Desire, and
Hidden Beach. I keep reading about the growth in the market for nude
vacations, but I can't help but noticing that (a) there are fewer
choices for nude vacations and (b) we keep running into the same people.
Something doesn't add up here.
It’s great to see old friends, though.
The
General Manager was almost always present. He asked our opinions several
times during the trip. We talked about the problems, and he's aware of
them. However, he is waiting for the increase in cash flow that will
coincide with an increase in occupancy before they start spiffing up the
place. That's sounds good, but I think there is a chicken-and-egg
relationship here. They may need to do some more speculative spiffing-up
to get the occupancy to increase.
One evening, our room did not have hot water.
We mentioned it to the GM the next morning and he whipped his
cell phone out of his pocket and calls the maintenance man and tells him
to check it. No Caribbean resort
is going to be without its problems, especially a resort in our price
range. But, little problems don’t
become big problems when they are addressed in that fashion.
Okay,
now for the positives about N. N gets the basics correct. First, and
most surprising, was the food. The head chef used to run the Italian
cafe at Braco. He and his staff performed minor miracles given what they
had to work with. Very few meals were buffet. About half of the lunches
and dinners had a WOW factor to them. I had fish for lunch most days and
it was always perfectly grilled. They mixed in enough Jamaican dishes
that I was able to get my ackee and codfish fix for another year. By the
end of the trip, we were getting a little spoiled by the late afternoon
popcorn. They made a fresh batch
about 4-4:30 and passed it around the pool.
N-Resort won’t be mistaken for a 4-star restaurant, but the food
was fresh, well-prepared, and there was a sufficient variety to keep it
from being boring during a 10-day stay.
The pool
is large, well situated (a good ocean view), and very well maintained.
The maintenance became important during the week because the wind blew
in from the beach on several days and it blew a lot of sand and leaves
into the pool. The pool staff dealt with it promptly.
The water slide was a fun diversion.
If the occupancy increases, they are going to need more umbrellas
for shade during the summer. The
August sun can be pretty intense.
The
rooms are wood paneled and floored.
It contributes to the impression of obsolescence, but after a
couple of days, I realized that even though the rooms are on the
waterfront, there was no mildewy sheetrock or moldy, sand-filled carpet
underfoot. So, the wood motif has
its advantages. The housekeeping
staff kept the room spotless during our stay.
The balconies have a little settee on them and it’s a great place
to sit and watch the sunset before dinner.
I watched a few sunrises there, too, but the absence of a breeze
and the hot August sun made the balcony an uncomfortable location
shortly after sunrise and I was soon searching for some shade.
The
N-Resort has Location, Location, Location in its favor.
It is a beach resort. The
Oceanfront rooms have the waves lapping up underneath the balconies.
There is sand everywhere.
I say that only to stress the point to people who will find that be a
negative. It is a beach resort,
so yes, there is sand. The sand
fleas were a problem for some guests, so take the insect repellant of
your choice. We received a few
bites. But, we didn’t find the
bugs to be any worse here than at any other resorts we’ve visited.
The beach is wadeable offshore.
It’s about 50/50 rocks and sand. I was able to wade out to the
barrier without shoes, but you have to pick your path.
They have a wide pier extending out into the ocean with some
tables and chairs on it. In the
winter months, when shade is not mandatory, that would likely be a good
place to spend part of the day.
Another
thing N-Resort has going for it is the fact that it is a nude resort.
You don’t have to get dressed in the evening.
You could easily pack for the week by packing a half-dozen wraps
and a couple of pairs of shorts and t-shirts.
We didn’t, of course, but we could have.
The
service from the staff was prompt, friendly, and professional.
The staff seems to be glad you’re there.
That has not always been the case in some of our trips in the
past few years. The entertainment
staff seemed to recognize that the crowd (ha!) was a sedate crew and did
not annoy us by trying to raise the energy level by trying to create the
college frat party atmosphere.
The
evening entertainment was definitely not a professional dinner show
every evening. This might
disappoint some, but we were able have a good time every evening.
We did a little dancing and listened to live music some nights
and a DJ some nights. I would
rather listen to live amateur music perform with enthusiasm than hear a
DJ play “Hot, Hot, Hot” anytime.
There was a young lady singing one night that has a pretty impressive
set of pipes. A couple of the
staff have are part of small bands that played a couple of nights.
They aren’t about to land major recording contracts, but they
didn’t suck, either. The party
pretty much wound down by 10:00 PM, so if you’re looking for a “party
until the sun comes up” place, N-Resort is not it.
We floated in the pool and hot-tub a couple of nights with other
couples after the show, but most nights, we wondered back to the room.
It’s curious to me how lazing around the pool all day drains so
much energy.
I will
attempt to compare and contrast to other resorts we’ve visited.
N-Resort compares well with Braco.
It is not as nice as Braco was at its peak, but it is definitely
an improvement over Braco at its nadir.
During our last two trips to Braco, the problems that they were
having were getting hard to ignore.
The most glaring example of this happened one morning when I saw
a bartender carrying a blender from one bar to another and then I
realized why I had not been able to get a frozen drink at the piano bar
the night before. The staff was
sharing one blender amongst three bars.
There is no excuse for a resort’s management to handicap its
staff in such a manner. So
Braco’s demise came as no real surprise to me.
N-Resort’s food, beach, and service are on par with Desire.
The facilities at Desire have a bit more shine on them.
I will confess that we miss the more sensual atmosphere at Desire
and the beach palapas are one of our favorite things about the place.
However, Desire is doing quite well with their niche market and
they are well aware of it, which shows in their rate increases and in
the number of weeks in which there are no rooms available.
N-Resort’s food, service, and rooms are definitely a notch or two below
Hidden Beach. But, N-Resort’s
pool, beach, and price tilt the balance a bit more in its favor to the
point where the airfare and schedule would probably be the deciding
factor between Hidden Beach and N-Resort.
In
summary, we would definitely return to N-Resort.
It has everything we’re looking for:
good pool, good beach, good food, good company, good service, and
we get to be naked. The price was
very pleasing, in that it was the lowest rate per night we’ve paid in a
while. The final decision about
whether or not we will visit there next year will be determined by the
complicated equation of price, airfare, available flights, and schedule.