Tim - April, 2009

April 2009
Rookie Trip
We are a happily married monogamus couple who are first timers at the Hedo resorts. First of, we initially booked our trip and then received some very negative feedback from an aquaintance of ours, who was totally shocked at what had happened on their trip to H2. They ran into some very agressive swingers and they we made to feel very uncomfortable during their stay.
We consulted DennyP's site and the Yahoo April Group and we did a lot of research. We had a good idea of what it would be like and we decided to give it a try and make the best of it.

Off we went to Jamaica. The flight was uneventful and the trip to Runaway Bay took just over an hour, with stops at Starfish and Breezes. No beer and bathroom stop.
We arrived at about 4:30pm and went right to our room, quad poolfront. Were told that a resort tour started at 5:pm so we left our bags and went right to the lobby to meet the tour and have a drink.

We started the tour with one other couple and it was pretty uneventful until we reached the nude pool. The place was packed and we were greeted with chants of "Take it off, Take it off". Then the ladies in our tour were surrounded by several naked women who stripped the ladies of most of their clothes all to the loud approving cheers of dozens of drunken naked people. That was our official welcome to Hedo 3! It was all in good fun and we couldn't stop laughing about it.

The rest of our stay consisted of relaxing around the nude pool all day, reading, drinking cocktails,eating jerk chicken and nachos, playing vollyeball and talking with the most friendly people anywhere. We did this everyday. We ate at all the restaurants with Pastafari being our favorite. We saw a few shows  but, being an old married couple we just could'nt stay up late enough to make to the disco or the late night waterslide and hot tub activities.

Here are some observations about the resort during our stay;

The rooms definitely need some updating, they are showing their age.
The nude area is small compared to the prude area, especially the beach, which is tiny.
The new towel policy works well.
The quad pool is nice, but the bar closes at 7pm
The quad rooms can be noisey, you have to keep the bathroom door closed to muffle the sounds.
The staff was very helpful and friendly.
The electricity went out for a few hours one day and the TV went out a few times, hardly noticed by anyone.
Every other person we met was Canadian
They was very little smoking (Both Kinds) at the resort, which was a pleasant surprise.


We met so many friendly people during our stay we felt right at home.
We caught the first couple days of the WWW group but didn't make any of the events, we were too busy doing nothing.
 
During our stay someone made an observation which we now believe to be 100% true and sums up our first experience at Hedo. They said that once you go to Hedo, it ruins every vacation after that. Nothing else compares with the experience of Hedo.

We will return.

Tim