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DennyP Travel | |
DennyP Travel | |
Hedonism II |
August 2-9, 2009
Before I start, I’d better get all of the logistics out of the way.
The resort was pretty full, with a number of groups, most
prevalent being the AWOL group, who really kept the resort rocking!
The food was pretty good- shout out to Chef John at the nude
pool! I think I ate
more than my fair share of deep fried nachos with cheese sauce and
chicken, crab nachos, and fries!
His assistant was also very sweet and was a quick study.
Unfortunately, the service in pretty much all of the dining
areas was quite slow, and the omelette line, even to get scrambled
eggs, was pretty ridiculous.
I gave up on more than a few days and just ate hard-boiled
eggs. The rooms are
definitely showing their age, but are kept clean enough, and we had
hot water every day except for one day.
The towel program worked smoothly with no complaints, and the
GM, Mr. Parrish sought us out on our last day to check in and make
sure that we had no complaints.
For those who are interested, all of the gym equipment worked
except for one treadmill, and in the mornings, things actually got
pretty crowded. I was
the guest aerobics instructor for the week, and my water aerobics
class was VERY well attended every day.
Anyway, all that being said, onto the
trip report!
Our trip started uneventfully enough, with smooth flights and an
on-time arrival.
However, when we arrived at MBJ and went to the Superclubs desk, we
were told that we had been bumped to Starfish Trelawny (the family
resort). We were quite
upset, but no amount of arguing or negotiating could get them to
reconsider or at least bump us to Breezes or GL Braco.
I decided that we should get a cab and just go ahead to Hedo3
to see if we could work it out when we arrived.
After talking to a taxi driver, another Superclubs rep said
that he could get us to H3 and checked in for $100.
He took us back to the desk...and it was all a practical
joke! Our friends from
AWOL (Another Week of Lunacy) had arranged for the joke to be played
on us! We were too
relieved too even be mad about it.
Anyway, they were there waiting for us in the lobby, and we
tried to pretend like nothing had even happened, but they busted us
and knew we were lying.
We all shared a few laughs over it, though.
For the most part, I relaxed for most of the week. I worked out in
the morning for about 45 minutes, ate breakfast, then went and
taught water aerobics- which was a BIG hit.
About 15 people participated every day.
On Friday, the pool was closed for cleaning, and people were
bothering me all day about the class.
“Monica, when are you teaching?” “Aren’t you teaching today?”
It was crazy how popular the class had become.
After class, for the first few days, I'd usually relax around
the pool, read, talk to people, have a few drinks, smoke, then get
lunch at the nude grill at about 3, take a nap till 6 or 7, then
find my husband, Moe, and get ready for dinner at about 9, then do
the piano bar and disco.
We took it easy on a couple of nights and didn’t go out at
all. A few nights, we'd
go to the nude pool after the disco, although Moe went on to the
nude pool on his own a couple of nights.
On the first night, Moe passed out after dinner, so I went to
the disco on my own.
After Wed or so, I switched the routine so I ate lunch at
about 4, then didn't take a nap until about 6 when Moe came in.
We'd stay in bed till about 10, then get dressed, get a
drink, then go to either the piano bar or disco until the midnight
buffet opened then eat, head back to the disco for a little bit,
then maybe to the nude pool for awhile or off to bed.
There were a good number of groups there, so the resort was pretty
busy. The AWOL group, who adopted us as members, was the most
prevalent. They were
almost 100 members deep and really livened up the resort.
They were friendly, loud, crazy, and “adopted” anyone who
expressed interest in joining them.
They had all kinds of goodies for their group members, and
really made sure that everyone was having a good time, whether they
were part of their group or not.
There was another group called "One Love" there as well.
A few of their members ventured to the nude side, but most of
them stayed in the quad, although some of them got naked from time
to time. They were friendly enough, and definitely seemed to be
having a good time, but they tended to only socialize with each
other rather than making too much of an effort to get to know any of
the other guests very well.
Their group leader, however, was awesome!
He was a big guy from DC, and he seemed to evenly split his
time between hanging with his group in the quad and meeting other
people on the nude side and throughout the resort.
He always had a smile on his face and was really friendly and
welcoming.
We did see one rather ugly incident there, however.
During the “Booty Shaking Contest” at the quad, a bigger
sized girl from the AWOL group won.
We know her, and she can really dance- she might as well be
Jamaican, because she knows all the moves and can even do splits.
Anyway, all of the AWOL people cheered for her, and she won.
Afterwards, a few girls rather loudly began complaining about
it, saying that people only cheered for her because they felt sorry
for her, and she got really upset and stormed off, crying.
Moe went and talked to her and calmed her down.
It was really uncalled for, and definitely not what the Hedo
spirit is all about.
The Wild Women were there too, and always very nice, but also stayed
to themselves for the most part.
One day they had a bonfire party on the beach complete with
fire dancers. Their group leader is also a friend of ours, and she
was such a sweetie and invited us to their events.
My friend Mitzy came with her man, and they seemed to have a
good time as well. Mitzy got wild and crazy on a few days after
drinking a little too much.
She was definitely a hoot!
I didn't get to socialize with them as much as I would have
liked, though.
The JA Booze Crew group began arriving on Friday, and we’re friends
with some of their members as well, who are equally wild and crazy.
I’m not sure what their total numbers were, but they looked
like they were well on their way to the beginnings of a good time by
the time we left. One
of their members caused quite a ruckus after he was asked to stop
having sex in public by one of the security guards.
Not only did he complain to the GM, but he made a big,
booming announcement at breakfast that “The rule is, NO SEX IN
PUBLIC!! I just spoke
to the GM, and he said that’s the rule, so all of y’all, stop having
sex in public!” Of
course, everyone kind of laughed him off, but he was quite upset
about the “selective enforcement” of the security guards and felt
like he had been discriminated against because he was older.
I'm sure you want to know if there were any interesting stories.
Of course! First- a really scary
experience. On Tuesday, I was taking my afternoon nap and Moe
went to the Scotch Bonnet/Reggae Cafe with some folks.
He apparently started choking on a piece of jerk pork and was
choking for a little while before someone realized what was
happening and one of the guests, a very sweet guy from AWOL, gave
him the heimlech maneuver.
Moe was really shaken up for the rest of the day.
When he came back to the room, I was still sleeping and he
sort of told me what happened but then didn’t want to talk about it,
so I didn’t get the full story until later that day.
Thank you SO much “D” for saving my Pookie’s life!
Another medical story- I broke out in a rash starting on Wed.
At first, I thought it was just from the heat/sun, but it
started spreading, and by Friday, it was all over my body from my
neck to my feet! The
nurse on property just gave me Benadryl, which didn’t really help
matters, and by Saturday, I was feeling quite ugly.
On Saturday, some friends who are a doctor/nurse couple
arrived and looked at me and said immediately that it was some sort
of allergic reaction.
Between them and Michelle LaPorte, before I knew it, they had called
the pharmacy, and we all took a bus there and picked up an
injectable steroid.
They marched into the nurse's station at Hedo and gave me a shot of
it- all before they had even gotten their room! That is Hedo
hospitality at it’s finest!
They gave me some Zertec and hydrocortisone and even came to
check on me that evening.
It had improved by that night and while it is still not 100%
better, it is much improved.
There were definitely lots of hot women and men on the resort, so
lots of eye candy was to be found! There weren’t many singles, but
there were a few (both guys and girls), and toward the end of the
week, more singles seemed to trickle in.
There was even a family- mom, dad, 18 year-old, son, and
son’s best friend!
We made lots of new friends,
from everywhere from England, to Australia, to Chile, to Madrid!
We had so many laughs, and got lots of compliments.
One guy at the nude hot tub told us that when he and his wife
saw me and Moe earlier that day, they were convinced that we had to
be porn stars! I didn't
know whether to take that as a compliment at first- I’ve seen some
pretty janky porn stars. We decided to take it as a compliment and
assume that he meant high- end porn, lol.
Then the guy started calling Moe "Five Dollar Foot Long" like
in the Subway commercials.
This was overall a much more relaxing Hedo trip (aside from those
little bumps in the road) than others, but definitely a good time.
We were able to reconnect with old friends, meet lots of new
friends, party, eat, drink, dance, and even rest and relax.
For all of our talk of perhaps taking next year off, we both
know that there is no vacation like a Hedo vacation!