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Hedonism II |
HEDO 3 TRIP REPORT / APRIL 2008
21st Wedding
anniversary today. Start of
the trip, surprised joan with a limo picking us up at our house.
Arrived just about on time, friendly driver, very nice ride to
airport, gave joan small box of chocolates and card in the Limo.
Check in at the airport was quick, used the 1st class
check in. Saw Peter and
Joanne who had just checked in.
Security was the normal for us, I got pulled aside, apparently
this time my badge in my wallet set the alarm off and the guy went the
full extra mile to make sure I didn’t have anything I shouldn’t have.
Flight left on time, P + J sat just behind 1st class.
They served fresh fruit on real plates, a lot more leg room,
little better meal. All in
all it was very nice, but probably not worth the extra money.
One of the good things is that you get off the plane first and it
too us no more than 15 – 20 minutes to get thru customs, baggage, and
immigration before we were at superclubs.
A few minutes later we were having our bags loaded, trying to get
a beer at the Margarita Ville outside where the bus was.
Trip was good, road is completely done and nice from airport to
H3. We made our one stop
because someone on the bus needed a bathroom break more than anything.
Arrival and check in was
smooth, room would be ready in a ½ hour.
So we went to the Reggae Café and had some lunch, stopped at the
dive shop on the way back and signed up for diving Saturday, went back
and the room was ready. We
had requested a prude side, ocean front suite on the 1st
floor. We got a nude view,
oceanfront suite on the 3rd floor.
No problem mon. 700
Bldg, overlooking the ocean and nude pool.
Dropped the luggage and
clothes and off we go. Met
some people we knew from the yahoo site, asked about Fred and angel, but
no one had seen them. (Turns
out several had seen them the night before in toga’s, but had been
drinking just enough not to remember, lol).
We thought maybe they had flight problems and were starting to
worry they had not made it.
Eventually they showed up and we recognized them right away.
A few dirty banana’s and everything was alright.
Played some volley ball,
had a crab salad from the nude grill (which is still awesome), met some
more people from online, sun was shining and we were home.
Went to get dressed for our
alternate theme night, naughty nurse night.
My sexy kitten (joan) looked damn good in her naughty nurse
outfit. Fred and angel met
us at the main bar, and her outfit was so good it made me tongue tied.
The two of them together, wow, what a sexy pair.
Dinner in main dining room, good as usual. Piano Bar is again the
place to go in between dinner and the night club.
I had a surprise for my sexy kitten, I wrote her a poem for our
anniversary (see the end of trip report), and was going to read it in
the Main Dining Room on stage, but it was packed, loud and noisy and
just didn’t seem right or romantic.
So I told the few couples that knew about it that it was being
moved to the Piano Bar.
After a few songs I was called up and I made a little speech and read
her the poem. I thought it
was pretty good and went well.
You can judge for yourself.
Water slide for the first
time in almost a year, was just as fun as remembered.
Little late night action at the hot tub and then turn in for our
first night. We were truly
home.
Up early and had a quick
breakfast, got my first of many omelets (man I am gonna gain a lot of
weight again this trip). Off
to the dive shop and out we went.
This year they do it a little different, instead of a
Nice afternoon at the nude
pool, playing volley ball, meeting people and just relaxing.
We thought we would stay up late tonight so tried to hit a nap
time around
Dressed for dinner, it was
“Glitter and Gala night” but since we both had matching tux thongs for
dinner, we had to change after dinner, lol,
Time to hit the hot tub and
get things started. Saw a
couple there that the wife had participated in the feeling of the ring
in her mouth earlier at the pool.
Only fair that the husband gets his due return, so sexy joan slid
over and repaid my debt so to speak, lol.
Ended up with joan and I on the edge and those two sexy people
between our legs. I
suggested we take this party to our room, which we did, and had an
amazing time.
Didn’t dive today, was kind
of a late night and figured we would be sleeping in.
We got up and breakfast, good as always, they even had mushrooms
for the omelets today.
Nude pool for a while then
off for our couples massage at 2p x 3p.
Amazing as always and 1 hour goes by in a blink.
Back to the nude pool after for some more volley ball and games.
(Not sure of some of the days as they kind of blend together and
I didn’t get a chance to write this at the resort like I usually do, so
the next thing I think was Sunday, but could have been another day).
They had a biggest
boobs contest, and I had sexy joan enter.
She did not have the biggest boobs by the time everyone went up
(and one girl was so awesome I Almost voted for her, but I
didn’t). But as all contests
go its by cheers from the group so who ever has more friends there
usually wins. Well today it
went by who ever had the husband with the biggest mouth, and yes, sexy
joan won. She got a few
poker chips which convert to Hedo bucks.
(Seems every time we enter and win a contest you get a few Hedo
bucks, but when they do the same thing a day or two later they give out
bottles of rum to the winner, wtf).
Got a phone call from angel
that she needed pigtail holders, so ran down two floors to drop them off
and didn’t realize that they had a sprinkler outside their door, and the
tiles were wet, after flying thru the air and landing on my butt, ouch.
Shower and change for dinner at Munasan.
I put my nerd outfit on, complete with boxer shorts with Nerd on
them, T shirt with Nerd on it, thick nerd glasses, beanie hat with glow
in the dark propeller, and socks with my sandals.
Sexy joan looked amazing in her school girl outfit, as usual.
Fred and angel came, decked to the walls in outfits as usual
(coming to expect it now), and angel once again had a knockout outfit,
and pigtails in of course today (thanks for that).
Went to Munasan and somehow
they overbooked. Kurt and
Sherry were going to dinner with us and someone 4 out of 6 of us were
not on the list, even though we had the little slip.
They were shooting the “tease um calendar” that week, and they
were all going to dinner.
Looked to us like the “special group” got their spots and the “regular
paying guests” got screwed.
They said that is not what happened, and even came back and talked to
Fred a day or two later and said something about two sign up sheets, but
the end result is none of the “special” group was sitting outside, but 4
of our group, paying guests, were.
Major disappointment.
I was tired of hearing excuses and went to the bar for a drink and one
of the Tease um Group was there and tried to say they had their
reservations over 2 days in advance.
(amazing since us paying guests can only get them the day before
at the earliest). I didn’t
want to talk to him and said so, and that was the end of that.
The 6 of us went to the
main dining room and ate and cooled down and after a while, we just let
it go, went to piano bar and checked out the disco again.
Ended up turning in because we had scheduled a jeep ride trip
Monday morning.
Fred, angel, sexy joan
and myself were up early for jeep ride that they normally do not do on
Mondays but Stacy hooked us up, but were being picked up at
Back at the resort not too
late, had lunch at the Reggae Café, amazing as always.
The jerk chicken is awesome and joan had the jerk pork which she
said was great also. They
had Conch Soup, which was also fantastic.
Dressing for Pirate Night
was a lot of fun, and again Fred, angel, joan and I, were all done up to
the max. I think this was
the only night that I may have gone all out to their extreme, lol.
Piano bar was jumpin again, and the disco was fun as well.
A little late night Nude Hot Tub and then off to bed, was a long
and fun day.
Up and went diving.
Fred and angel went to finish angel’s diving certificate at
Breezes, so went with another group of people.
Dove a reef area and then shallow area, it was nice but missed my
friends. Breakfast with my
sexy kitten, who was waiting for me when I got back, then off to the
nude pool. Played a bunch of
volleyball, had some drinks, then we sat in the nude hot tub for a bit,
was not as warm out today and hot tub felt great.
Jeremy and Allikat didn’t arrive when we thought they would and
sitting with my sexy wife was getting me real horny, and since it was
not
Dinner was great, the
duck was amazing. Again over
to the piano bar and then disco for a short visit.
Back to the nude hot tub again with friends.
Some PDA’s were around (including us), and a good time was had by
all.
We had the nude cruise
moved up to this day, as some of our group were leaving tomorrow, and
had planned to dive since angel now was fully certified, but the weather
was getting bad and for the first time waves were building up pretty
high. So diving
cancelled and the cruise cancelled. So
breakfast and then off to the nude pool.
Jim and dawn arrived (hmmmm
and so did the rain, lol), and we all hung out at the nude bar and hot
tub, cold rain, cold drinks, hot tub.
We made due. During
one of the breaks, we had a nice exchange of B.J.’s with another couple,
and the sex police came over and told us to stop, looked at the four of
us and said to me “Oh you are a trouble maker”.
Hey, there were 4 of us doing it, lol.
Dinner at Munasan with
friends, excellent again.
Everyone’s outfit for fetish night was amazing.
Sexy joan looked hot as she always does, and angel looked as good
as I expected to her too.
Piano bar was jumping tonight with excellent singers again, some
professionals from shows were at the resort.
After a break in the rain we stopped at the Disco for some pics
in the cage and some of the girls danced a little.
Jeremy and myself decided to do the water slide.
Jeremy was hooked, and we couldn’t get him off of it for the rest
of his stay, lol. Off to the
nude hot tub for a few more drinks, some PDA’s and swapping around a
little. Started raining
again so we went to the room.
No diving, No Nude
Cruise, high winds, high waves, and rain all day.
Saw our friends Fred and angel off, what a sad face on angel,
seen in on joan twice now on our last days, and ours will be here soon
enough.
Hung at the nude pool
after breakfast for a while, but the wind and rain got too bad, so 6 of
us went to our room and played some liars dice in the room.
The good sport that Jeremy is, after he was out first went down
to the nude bar and got refills for everyone’s drinks, even using a tray
to carry them.
Dinner at Pastafari was
excellent again, everyone in our group was in Toga’s.
A visit to the piano bar ended up being a long one as it was
pouring out, worse than we have even seen.
Stupid Tropical Storm.
Visited the disco during a rain break.
Lousy weather, but we made the best of it.
Just made an early night of it.
Better weather is on the way.
Up for breakfast, but
still no diving, clearing up but high waves still around.
Another great omelet for breakfast.
Then we waited for our sexy friend f~ to arrive.
Took her bags to our room, showed her around the resort, then off
for some time at the nude pool.
I played some more
volleyball, got Jim to play while kitten, dawn, and f~ chatted.
Jim was a pretty good
volleyball player, had a lot of fun.
We all went to lunch at
the Reggae Café and it was amazing again.
Then back to the nude pool for some more games, volley ball, and
fun.
Dinner at Pastafari, in
costume for Naughty Nurse Night, man the women looked good.
And I had my Dr. Hedo outfit on.
Dinner was again very good.
Off to the piano bar, where the naughty nurses ended up dancing
on the bar. People actually
saw them from the disco and came back to the piano bar.
Unfortunately for them by the time they came back over, the
nurses were down and a nameless Dr (not me) was on the bar with his
pants down shaking his “junk”.
Not quite what they expected, but pretty funny.
Off to the Disco, dawn
and f~ were dancing the night away.
Few of us went on the water slide, Jeremy, myself and my kitten.
Of course Jeremy and myself went down many times.
We were all going to the nude hot tub, but f~ had a long 1st
day and we dropped her off at the room.
A few drinks and some playing around at the nude hot tub and
kitten gave me an awesome BJ.
Few more drinks then off to bed.
Woke up, looked at the
seas, still pretty rough, so I went back to bed.
Of course the dive boat did go out.
We all got up, and went to breakfast, I had another omelet of
course.
Met friends at the nude
pool for some drinks and sun.
We all went to Reggae Café for lunch, excellent service and food
once again. Where else but
back to the nude pool for some more fun and games.
Volleyball was fun as always.
Left to escort f~ to get her hair braided, back to the pool until
she was done. Back to pick
her up, hair looked great.
The sun was out strong
this afternoon, we hung out at the pool and hot tub, then back to our
room for some adult fun.
Went back to the room and tried to make a video, but stupid camera
didn’t work right. Oh well,
just have to try again, lol.
Was still fun trying.
Met friends at the main
bar before dinner, had a few drinks, took some pics.
Ate dinner at the Tropical Terrace, nice variety and was pretty
good. Piano bar, as is our
routine, a lot of fun as usual.
After a brief stay at the disco I went down the slide six times.
Jeremy tried to stop himself in the clear tube area in the disco,
as well as dawn doing her first water slide.
Jim seemed to like it was well.
We all went to the nude
hot tub and relaxed.
Up for diving early.
1st dive 60’, second dive 30’.
George and Jen were diving with me, great couple, at the end of
the 1st dive I saw in the murky distance a sea turtle
swimming away. I had been
wanting to see a sea turtle since I started diving, so I was happy.
On the second dive we saw two sea turtles playing and actually
got to swim right in with them.
Hopefully the pics on the underwater disposable camera come out.
The boat came back late so we missed breakfast, so we stopped at
the Reggae Café for lunch.
Rusty joined us before he had to leave, and we enjoyed his company.
Man I can’t get enough of that place, shame we can’t eat there
naked.
Nude pool for some more
fun and drinks. Saw a semi
movie star there C.F., along with 3 women, who we hear were playboy
models. Of course out of the
3 girls, one kept her bottoms on, one kept her top on, and the 3rd
was naked but got a camera out and starting taking pics.
Of course no security then.
And when someone finally said something to security the girl with
her top on said she just had surgery (boob job) and could not take her
top off. But she sure jumped
around dancing and having fun with them bouncing all over with no
problem. So for the second
time, “special” people got “special” treatment.
If you can’t take your clothes off, there is always the quad.
And no one checked their camera to see what pics were taken, like
I know mine would have been checked.
Bunch of us went on the
glass bottom boat ride, they wanted to see something like I see on my
dives, and we saw a lot of fish on shallow reefs, nice trip.
I had a night dive set
up, George and I were the only divers, and 2 people snorkeled with
lights above us. Since I had
dived with George I knew he was a capable diver and felt comfortable
going down on my first night dive with him.
A lot of lobster were out, saw a few stingrays that didn’t seem
to be in any hurry to swim away from us.
Also saw a stonefish, a red shrimp, and a fast moving starfish,
which I didn’t know moved that fast.
Dinner at Munasan, for
the first time we didn’t have Natalie as our chef, but it was still
good. The chef actually had
me get behind the grill and do some cooking which was pretty cool.
Once again though my “nerd” outfit didn’t have sleeves and I had
to wear my light fish shirt over it to eat in the restaurants.
The girls in their school girl outfits were fine.
We went to piano bar
again, but it seemed that a lot of the good singers had either left or
were not singing. It was
fun, but we had been spoiled our whole trip with the amazing talent.
So we went to the disco, some more pics of the school girls in
the cage. Water slide for
dawn and myself. Nude hot
tub for some late night fun and back to the room, where we successfully
made our video this time.
Up for an early morning
last dive, dove the “Spanish anchor”, and an overhanging reef.
Dove with George again, my late Hedo stay Dive Buddy.
Made it back in time for breakfast, just in time.
Found a sand dollar, saw an eel, swam under reefs.
Saw Jim and dawn off, more sad faces and we will be there soon.
We went to the horseback riding in the ocean tour.
It was an awesome trip.
Took most of the day but was very nice.
Came back and stopped right at the nude pool.
After some time we went back to the room for some fun and then
dressed for dinner on the beach on our last day.
Full pirate night outfits
and off to the main bar for a drink.
Found a table on the beach and had dinner, very good as it was
every other night. The EC’s
had people get on stage and dance in their pirate outfits, and f~ went
up, very hot.
Went to the piano bar for
a while, then the disco.
Some good pics again, f~ danced with one of the EC’s and even joan
danced a little with another one.
We stopped at the Tropical Terrace for a late night snack.
Back at the room, started packing
L.
Up for breakfast, had my
last omelet. Back to the
room to finish packing, put the bags out and headed to the nude pool.
A few last dirty banana’s, a last snack of my own concoction of
nacho’s with cheese and added crab salad on top of it.
One last game of volleyball.
Went to the front desk and said goodbye to Stacy and got on our
bus. We arrived at the
airport and checked into first class.
No problems getting thru customs or immigration.
Stopped at Margarita Ville for a some snacks and drinks.
Went to our plane and the gates were changed, and then the flight
was delayed. Back to the bar
for a few drinks and then finally boarded the plane.
No problems on the flight back.
Plane landed, got bags with no problems and thru pretty quick.
Our Limo driver was waiting with a sign with our name, D decided
to pick f~ up at the airport, he missed her ;).
The Limo driver was friendly and after getting on the highway he
closed the privacy glass. My
sexy kitten leaned over started rubbing me, unzipped me, took her pants
off and we enjoyed the Limo ride home greatly.
Honorable Mention’s
Fred and angel – can not
find a more amazing couple, dressed for every theme (to the extreme),
great conversation, good friends, could not have hand picked better
people to spend time at Hedo with.
Jim and dawn – So sorry
about the weather when you first got here, hope you guys really enjoyed
it anyway.
Junior and Dawn – what a
fun couple, and Dawn’s pictures do not do her justice, beautiful smiling
face (and quite a sexy ass).
Hope you enjoyed your last night at H3 ;).
Jeremy and Allikat –
everything we expected, and more.
Allikat is as sexy and energetic as you will find, and Jeremy was
my late night water slide companion every night we did it.
Kurt + Sherry – great
couple in love having a great time.
A lot of fun all over the resort.
Sherry was a ball of energy bouncing around everywhere and hot as
hell to boot.
Rusty – OMG what a voice
this man has. Fun guy to
hang out with at the pool, have dinner with, and what an amazing singer.
Barry + Susan – as hot
and sexy as their pics and more, and very laid back, and fun people, was
great seeing you guys and hope to see you next year.
Peter and Joanne – Nice
flying with you guys. So
glad Peter was on my team most of the time for volley ball, us tall guys
gota stick together, lol.
Jason and Teri –
Shortnsweetone4u is their yahoo ID, should have been
Shortnfreakingsuperhotandsexyone, as Teri is a knockout.
Jason participated in everything, full of energy and loads of
fun. Pretty good with the
one liners also.
Peter + Joanna – Peter
was in person as he was online, pleasure meeting you both.
Frank and Deborah – so
glad Deborah jumped in for the school girl night, very cute in her
outfit.
Heather and Kathy – if
you look up sexy women online, their pictures should show up.
Saw them in passing most of the week, because they were always
heading somewhere having fun.
Way to jump in and enjoy yourselves ladies, great job.
Mike + Lisa – for not
having talked to Lisa online because Mike is always hogging the computer
at home, very nice lady.
George + Jen – Great
diving with you guys, and doing the night dive with an experienced diver
that I can count on as my dive buddy made it so much more relaxing, and
Jen is smokin hot too.
Everyone Else – in no way
was leaving anyone specific meant as a slight, we met a lot of great
people this trip as we always do.
Hard to get all the names and faces lined up (it is all inclusive
with all you can drink you know).
Anyone that was there and we met it was truly a pleasure.
Amazing Staff
Stacy at the tour desk –
was super helpful all week, even for things that were not her
department.
John at the nude grill –
Friendly and amazing as usual, even though when I asked for the nacho’s
and cheese and them put crab salad on top of that he looked at me like I
was crazy, he still did it with a smile.
Joseph and Alroy at the
dive shop, amazing guys, showed me some amazing sites and were always
helpful and friendly.
Likes
1.
The diving this trip far surpassed all other dives I have made,
combined.
2.
Dinner at all the places, Munasan, Pastafari, and Tropical
Terrace, were all good, never bad.
3.
Dressing for theme nights.
Dislikes
1.
Bartender at the piano bar was extremely slow, got drinks wrong
many times. Piano Bar sound
system still not working right.
When doing sing along night, someone had to jiggle the cord to
keep it working. And karaoke
night the sound when a CD played was like helicopters landing.
2.
Getting bumped out of dinner at Munasan for a so called clerical
error, yet the “tease em group” shooting a calendar that week all got in
just fine.
3.
Seeing the head chef at Pastafari ask the semi movie star C.F. if
he needed dinner reservations tonight he could arrange it, which to me
means there might be another “clerical” error and someone would be
getting bumped.
4.
Others not dressing for theme nights.
Come one people jump in here.
The poem I wrote my
sexy joan and read at the Piano Bar on Friday April 11th,
2008
A Moment In Time
Time passes by at many
speeds
Most times, in just a
heart beat, or blink of an eye
And you can miss it, a
moment in time
But there are rare
precious moments
Heart beats slow, and
time seems to almost stop
These are the moments you
cherish
A moment in time
A day on the beach with
our son
Troubled times, but then
he smiles
And you laugh
A moment in time
Our wedding day, your
dress, your smile
The way we felt, and
looked at each other
With people around, but
yet we were still alone
A moment in time
In the hospital, and the
doctor saying it’s a boy
Knowing my name will be
carried on
Seeing his first smile,
and your happiness
A moment in time
The day our oldest was
playing with friends
And he referred to me as
his Dad
The pride, the happiness
A moment in time
Not all moments are happy
Some bad times go by
slowly as well
And we must not forget
them
But today we celebrate
the others
Those special moments in
time
Even after all these
years
You still make these
moments for me
Here in paradise, a walk
on the beach
Watching a sunset,
holding hands
A look, a touch, a kiss
You still give me the
most amazing,
Moments in time.
Love,