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Moe & Mo Trip Report
August 4-12, 2007
The Quick & Dirty Trip Report
For those who know me, I tend to be a bit wordy, so my trip reports end up
being like mini-novels. If you
want the quick and dirty, here it is:
Comparison to Grand Lido Braco
The Long Hedo/Lido Novel- Day by Day Trip Report
If you like your reports with a lot more detail, read on:
Saturday, August 4
We arrived at MBJ airport bright and early, only 10 minutes behind schedule.
We had flown from Vegas to Los Angeles on Friday night,
then taken the red-eye from LAX to MBJ on Air
Jam. The ride was fine, and we
met a bunch of Hedo people in the bar in the LAX airport while waiting for
our flight. At first, we
weren't quite sure, but we lingered by their table until I finally got up
the nerve to approach them.
"Um...are you...?" I said,
tentatively. "Mo and Moe?!"
they exclaimed. We all hugged
and introduced ourselves, excited to have met some fellow Hedonites- E&D,
C&K, and L, a Hedo newbie. The
plane ride to Jamaica was pretty bad, to tell the truth.
The flight itself was fine, but of course, we were seated in front of
a screaming baby and kids who decided that it would be fun to kick our seats
for the entire 6 hour flight.
We made it all in one piece, however, and proceeded quickly through customs.
Three of our four bags came out of baggage claim quickly, but one of
my bags did not make it. After
filling out all of the lost baggage paperwork, we grudgingly went to the
Superclubs lounge to wait for our bus.
To our surprise, all of our new friends from the plane waited for us.
To top it off, as we walked to the bus, Warren, from the Superclubs lounge,
came up to us with my bag! Now
the trip can truly begin!
The bus ride was pretty smooth after we got out of Mo Bay, and we spent most
of the time talking and educating L about the Hedo way of life.
We made the obligatory rest stop and L and I purchased some of the
Jamaican product. We arrived at
the resort at about 9:30am, and of course our rooms weren't ready (big
surprise.) We stored our bags in Rick & Ivy's suite and enjoyed some Ting
and beer from their refrigerator and met their next door neighbors, a fun
couple from Georgia. Since we
were supposed to be on the lookout for a number of people, we made some
makeshift signs and walked around the resort looking for them.
Our pitiful signs got some laughs, but also got some confused looks.
Nonetheless, we met up with our young single guy friends R&F from DC,
and M&J from Maryland.
Actually, M found us- she recognized me from a picture I had sent her (she
said I sent a picture of my backside, but I swear I didn't send that one!).
She had us peep into her bathroom window, where her husband, J, was
standing there naked while shaving his head.
J was built like a Mack Truck, with tattoos on his arms and chest.
We decided to call him "The Tank" because he looked like he could run
through walls!
After checking back several times at
the front desk, we were finally given the "definitive" word that our room
would be ready at 1:30. We
decided to go ahead and take a quick shower in Rick & Ivy's room (thanks,
guys for being so generous!), get undressed and head over to the nude pool
until our room was ready. To
our surprise, the room actually was ready at 1:30, so we rounded up our bags
and one of the maintenance people helped us carry them to our 2nd floor quad
room. It was in good condition,
very clean and well stocked. We
dropped off our belongings then went back downstairs to explore things a
little more. The quad was
definitely jumping! We met a
lot of people, had some drinks, and chatted the afternoon away.
R&F, even though they were "dreaded single guys" seemed to be fitting
in well, and definitely appeared to be having plenty of fun! I remember
looking over at them at the quad bar, where one was playing with boobs and
the other was playing with buns.
I'd say they acclimated to H3 pretty well!
After a few hours, I was getting a bit tired, so we went to the
Scotch Bonnet and had lunch, then I went back to
the room for an afternoon nap.
Moe stayed out and socialized for awhile longer before coming back to the
room to nap as well.
Rick and Ivy made reservations for 8 of us to dine at Mussan that evening,
so we dragged ourselves out of bed and downstairs.
I wore my favorite slutty red dress- I can only wear it at Hedo, and
it always gets a lot of compliments.
At dinner, we found out that due to overbooking, a lot of our friends
who were scheduled to arrive had been bumped to other resorts.
We ran into Ray & Cindy at the Gala Buffet, and they were pretty sad
because, despite their 25+ trips to H3, they had been bumped to Grand Bahia,
a (gasp) family resort! They
were pretty dispirited, but had been promised that a room would be ready the
following night. Four of our
other friends suffered a similar fate.
Upon arriving at the airport, Superclubs refused to even take them to
H3, instead saying that they would take them to a resort in Ocho Rios.
They refused, and took a cab to H3, where they raised holy hell, but
still were unable to get a room and were also promised that a room would be
ready the next day. Instead of
leaving, they decided to shack up with some other friends for the night.
After dinner, we socialized at the bar.
We met another couple we had seen at the LAX airport, but were unsure
if they were Hedonites as well.
I remember seeing them, because Moe pointed them out at the airport, saying,
"Look, that lady is TALL! She's
like 7'6"." Of course, she was
not that tall (she said she was 5'11, but always wears heels), but it was
funny that we ended up running into them at Hedo too!
They decided to take a private car instead of the airport shuttle, so
they ended up getting to the resort at about 8:30am.
Anyway, after a few drinks, E&D offered to share some of their
Jamaican product with us, so we headed to their room for a bit.
Moe doesn't smoke, but we listened to some music and got a nice high.
Then it was off to the disco!
Almost as soon as we got there and started dancing, I felt a tap on
my shoulder. A cute girl and
her boyfriend came up to us.
The girl asked if she could touch my boobs because she thought they were
pretty. She was with the Wild
Women and really nice, so I let her get a quick feel, but that was it.
The music in the disco was good, but we were pretty tired. I was sad
to see that the pole was gone.
I guess someone finally fell off the bar while doing tricks.
We called it a night at around 1am.
Sunday, August 5
I woke up at around 7:00 and headed down to the gym.
I was pleasantly surprised to see that the cardio equipment had been
updated- new treadmills, stationary bikes, and a new eliptical.
I worked out for about an hour.
Unlike H2, a number of other guests were also up at that hour
exercising. After finishing my
workout, I went back to the room to shower and wake up Moe.
Breakfast time, my favorite meal of the day! Omelettes and
french toast and bacon, oh my!
We wandered around a bit before finding a table, but finally did.
One thing that H2 has over H3 in my opinion is the friendliness of
the guests. At H2, people
freely invite you to join them at their tables whether they know you or not,
while H3 guests tend to be less inclusive of strangers.
Regardless, we found somewhere to sit, and were later joined by a few
friends.
After breakfast, we headed back to the room for our morning nap.
I love getting full from breakfast, then taking a nap before heading
down to the pool. I was
expecting my friend "A" to come visit for the day and I was excited to show
her around. She was staying at
H2 for the week with some other friends.
At around 11:20, the airport desk called and said that she was on her
way. We blew up some balloons
and went down to the lobby to meet her at around 12:30.
She trudged in, happy to be at Hedo, but even happier to be off the
bus! She said that the ride was
fine, but she had to wait for 2 HOURS at the airport before being allowed to
get onto the bus to H3.
We gave her a quick tour and took her to the room, where she changed out of
her travel clothes and dropped off her bags.
On first impression, she remarked that H3 felt a lot "tighter" than
H2- the pathways were more narrow and everything was so close together.
We went to Scotch Bonnet and got a quick lunch, then off to the nude
pool for a bit, where things were pretty tame.
We heard that A's friends R&F (the single guys) were at the main bar,
so we swung by there, but couldn't find them.
Finally, we decided to just settle down at the quad pool and figured
that they would eventually find us.
Sure enough, they showed up in a few minutes in good spirits.
We introduced "A" to people, smoked a bit, and laughed a lot.
Before I knew it, "A" was seated on one of the pool tabletops with
some guy's head between her legs!
Although there was a lot of cheering and clapping, A didn't look
entirely comfortable with the situation.
I found out a little later that the guy hadn't even asked her
permission- he just asked if he could see her piercing.
When she said ok, he dove in and started munching.
Although she took it in stride, I definitely didn't think that his
behavior followed the Hedo credo of "respect."
A few hours passed, during which time, I was asked to "play" by a very
persistent girl. She was
pretty, but also pretty aggressive.
I thought she was going to push me into the pool.
She finally gave up, and I watched her suck another woman's breasts.
To my left, I saw two girls giving a guy a BJ.
He looked like he was in heaven.
That's Hedo for you! Moe
and I decided to get some lunch at the Scotch Bonnet (our favorite lunchtime
spot), then headed back to the room for naptime.
I must say, having a quad room is fun, but when it comes to napping,
it is LOUD! We managed to get a
few zzz's in, however. "A" came
back to the room a little later and went to dinner at Pastafari with R&F.
When she returned, we got ready for Pimps and Ho's night.
We put on our sluttiest outfits and headed down to the bar. Our young
single guy friends had embraced the theme and were dressed up in their
pimp-a-licious best! Their
costumes were hilarious! We met
up with our friends who had initially gotten bumped, and thankfully, they
all finally had rooms. We
smoked a bit, then hit the disco and watched the contests.
I was wiped out at about 1:30, so I called it a night, while Moe and
"A" roamed around a little more.
Eventually, they trickled into bed.
"A" apparently poked me for awhile before
I finally woke up and scooted over enough for her to have room in the bed.
Monday, August 6
I woke up at about 7:30, ready to hit the gym, but "A" woke up and told me
that she and R&F had to leave at 10am to go back to H2.
We talked about how to make sure she didn't have any problems getting
back there. I finally made it
down to the gym at about 8:20.
Only 25 minutes into my workout, who should show up but my homegirl R from
Oakland! I almost flew off the treadmill, I was so happy to see her.
I told her to go up to the room and wake Moe up.
A few minutes later Moe and R came down to the
gym to wait for me. A
brief downpour and about 15 minutes later, I finished my workout and went
back to the room to shower. We
put "A," R&F
on the bus after making sure that they wouldn't have any trouble changing
buses at the airport. Of
course, R's room wasn't ready, so we let her store her stuff in our room and
get ready to hit the pool. She
showed us a big" tree branch" that she had purchased with a guy who rode
with her on the bus and we giggled like schoolgirls.
We set out to find her co-purchaser and give him his share, but to no
avail. When
we walked past the waterslide, one of the watersports guys came up to us.
"It's a good day for waterslide," he said.
"Hottest part of the day...probably would be good."
When we first walked past, we weren't thinking about sliding, but
that was a
damn good sales pitch!
All of a sudden, we started feeling hot and sticky- and the waterslide
looked pretty great. If we weren't looking for R's co-purchaser, we
definitely would have jumped in.
After awhile, we gave up and settled down at the nude pool.
Who should come along but her co-purchaser, J.
He was none to pleased with her, thinking
that she had run off with his share of the branch.
In fact, he said that if they were in LA, he would, "ooooh...."(said
while balling up his fist). A
little scary!
After our incident with J, we hung out for a bit, meeting people and just
chit-chatting. I saw some old friends, from the Wild Women, and was happy to
see that sexy M & D had decided to come this year.
Of course, Moe was out campaigning and meeting people left and right.
Afternoon came, and with it, time for my afternoon meal and siesta.
I got a big plate of food to go and went back to the room to eat and
sleep. After a nap, we were
ready to go out and hit the Hedo nightlife.
We had a light late dinner and watched the end of showtime, then hung
out by the bar until time to go to the disco.
Luckily, R's room was just down the hall from ours!
We went down to the main bar and met up with a good Hedo friend from
years past, who gave us a couple of happy pills, so we were set.
Pirate night at the disco was hilarious. I was getting pretty horny, so Moe
and I left. We tried to have
some fun at the quad, but it was pretty distracting because people kept
walking by. We finally just
decided to go to the room and do our thing.
I guess it was pretty good, because Moe was wiped out for the night.
I headed back to the disco and hung out with R, Ray & Cindy and our
good friend Ruben. We were
having a great time, feeling really high and happy, when all of a sudden, we
heard yelling. We looked toward
the bar and saw a local guy and a guest pushing and shoving each other while
yelling curses at each other.
The guest's girlfriend was trying to hold them apart, but not doing a very
good job of it. All of the
noise was killing our high, so we left and decided to go down to the
midnight buffet. We had just
settled down with our plates when out of nowhere, we saw the local guy
striding across the dining room from the direction of the omelette bar.
He was carrying a bottle by the neck and looked like he was ready to
kick some a$$. In the other
direction, we saw the guest and his girlfriend coming toward the local guy,
hollering and cursing. I
got up to leave, with R right behind me.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the local guy grab something
silver off the buffet. Thinking
it was a knife,
I put some extra speed in my step and hustled over to the main
bar. On the way over there, we
heard a loud low voice scream, "Noooooo."
A few seconds later, we saw 4 security guards come to the disco from
the lobby. They surrounded the
local guy, grabbed his arms and began walking him out.
He said something to him and they walked back into the dining room.
They came back out in a minute, but the local guy was carrying a
plate of food! I still can't
believe that he asked to get a “to-go” plate and the guards let him get it!
Ruben, Ray & Cindy came to the bar a moment later.
They had stayed for the whole thing.
Ruben said that the silver object that the local guy grabbed from the
buffet was actually a pizza spatula.
What he was going to do with it, I still don't know.
Cut the guy in a perfect triangle?
Spread him thin? Anyway,
Cindy was the one who screamed.
Apparently her substance of choice made her very sensitive, and she said she
had started crying and just didn't want to see them fight.
Well, that was enough drama for the evening.
R & I waked back to the room, looking forward to our next day of fun
in paradise.
Tuesday, August 7
I woke up and hit the gym, a little later than the day before.
It was definitely becoming a struggle to make it.
Moe and I went to breakfast with R, and we got our good 'n' greasy
fix. We had a morning nap and
hit the nude pool, where we told people about the fight from the night
before. That was the first time
I had ever seen a fight at either Hedo resort, so I was still shocked about
it. We alternated between the
quad and the nude side, Moe continued the campaign trail, and R and I stayed
sky-high. We met a lot of great
people and had a lot of laughs.
Afternoon came, as did time for a plate from Scotch Bonnet and a nap. While
I was chowing down in the room, there was a knock at the door.
Half-naked, I answered, and it was a delivery of a fruit/cheese plate
and champagne! I was really
appreciative, but kind of embarrassed. Not because of the nakedness, but
because I probably had ketchup all over my face.
I was able to sleep after my meal, though.
I think I got used to the noise at the quad pool, because it got
easier to fall asleep each day.
We went down for dinner, then headed back to the
room to change for PJ night. I
wore a skimpy 2 piece set, while Moe put on his Homer Simpson PJ bottoms and
his Curious George fuzzy slippers.
R wore a hot see through catsuit.
We made our way to the disco, which was in full effect.
Our friend only had 1 happy pill for R & me to split, but we were
thankful for his generosity. We
saw the winners of the contests and I bumped and grinded with Moe on the
dance floor. Compared to the
previous night, it was pretty uneventful- but just as fun.
We met a guy wearing blue speedo bottoms, a white hat, and white
dress shoes- and wore the outfit in complete seriousness.
It was his first time to Hedo, and he was having a ball.
Those white shoes cracked us up, though.
To top it off, he jumped into the disco cage and did a little dance,
including hanging upside down.
R said that she even saw him smack his own ass while on the dance floor!
Moe said that the guy smacked his ass, which made him a little
uncomfortable. Hilarious!
After leaving the disco, Moe and I headed to the quad, where things were
really hopping. We joined the
festivities, which included singing our rendition of "New York, New York."
I guess we got a little too loud, because the security guard came by
to tell us to keep it down or move it to the nude pool.
We moved to the pool, but the water just looked way too uninviting to
me- yucky and murky. Some
people didn't care and hopped in anyway (including Moe), but I decided to
just go back to the room. Moe
must have been having an awesome time, because an hour later, he wasn't
back. I had to go to the nude
pool to round him up like a naughty child.
Wednesday, August 8- Wedding Day
Wedding day! We were scheduled
to renew our vows at 2pm. Even
though we had our "official" ceremony just 4 months ago, we wanted to have a
ceremony at Hedo III, because that's where we met two years ago.
Besides that, a lot of our Hedo friends couldn't make it to our
traditional ceremony and we wanted to share it with them.
We went to breakfast, then back to the room for a nap.
We took an extra-long nap, and when we woke up, it was time to start
getting ready. Moe got dressed
and went down to the gazebo. R and
Cindy, my bridesmaids, came to the room to help me get ready.
I was starting to worry when the coordinator still hadn't shown up at
2. I called down to the desk
and was told that she was on her way.
She finally showed up at 2:15 (truly that soon com attitude), and we
walked down to the gazebo.
Cindy's husband Ray, who introduced me to Moe, walked me down the aisle.
My heart was beating just as hard this time as it did 4 months ago!
To my surprise, I saw a TON of people by the gazebo waiting for the
ceremony. I was really shocked-
I expected about 10 people to come- just our close friends- but instead, it
looked like 40-50 people were there.
I won't bore you with the details, but it was beautiful.
The sound of the water, looking into Moe's eyes, seeing our
friends...it was magical.
Afterwards, we had a champagne toasts and a delicious chocolate cake with
white icing. The cake was
probably the best dessert I've ever had in Jamaica- moist, rich, and the
icing was to die for. I
probably could have eaten the whole thing.
To my disappointment, Shirleen took away the cake when there was
still 1/3 left! I know we
didn’t have anywhere to store it, but still....
I found out later that two of our friends had passed out during the
wedding- too much sun, too little food, and too much booze.
After eating, rehydrating, and laying down
for awhile, they were ok, thank goodness.
Anyway, after the wedding, we decided it was time for a naked waterslide
run. Moe had only been down the
slide once in all of his visits to H3, and he said it was terrifying.
But, we insisted on it, and everyone said that he had to do it.
We walked over, stripped out of our wedding clothes and headed up the
stairs. Moe was really scared,
and to tell the truth, I was too.
That slide is high and I'm not crazy about heights.
I didn't let on that I was scared, though.
We got to the top, and Moe was still trying to get out of it.
"I would never make you do anything like this!" he said.
He promised to do it, finally, and R went down, then I did.
That waterslide is FAST!
It was fun, though. After
going, we looked up, and Moe still hadn't gone.
A bunch of people went after him, and still no go.
We had to send Spike up there- and that got him down the slide!
After the slide, we went back to the quad pool to have some more fun with
our friends. Afternoon Scotch
Bonnet and nap came late that day, but we didn't mind.
We got dressed for Pastafari and had an ok meal. The service was
SUPER slow. I'm not one to
complain about service, especially in Jamaica, but everything took forever.
We finally gave up on waiting for coffee and dessert and just left.
R & I tried to find some happy pills, cause we
didn't want to bother our friend again. We found someone hanging out at the
Scotch Bonnet and asked. He
said yes and we got some money.
It was some wack a$$ sh*t!
But, that's the risk you take, and at least it wasn't anything that
made us feel bad.
We got ready for fetish night at the disco and Moe had the scariest "black
vulcan" gimp outfit ever- a hood with no eye, nose, or mouth holes, a spiked
collar (borrowed from D, thanks!), and a leather kilt (with only a g-string
in the back). He wouldn't say
anything, just walked up into your personal space like a zombie and stroked
your face. He was really
terrifying! Unfortunately, the
disco's AC had conked out, and it was really hot in there and a lot of
people were leaving by the time we got there.
There were a lot of great outfits, though.
One naughty woman, who always had something sexual to say, had a whip
and used it liberally on anyone who wanted a spank.
She'd first caress your legs and buns with the whip, then give a firm
"thwak" and caress it once again.
It was very sexy.
Moe and I stayed for awhile and danced, then
he went out to the deck to scare people with his costume, but decided to
call it a night after a couple of hours.
Moe was pretty hot, though.
Thursday, August 9
We were bummed, because we were scheduled to leave the next day and go to
Grand Lido Braco for 2 days. We
wanted to stay at Hedo!!! I
went and spoke with Donna Grant, who said she'd see what she could do, and
to come check with her the next morning.
We were optimistic that they'd let us stay, so we went about our
usual routine. R wanted to take
another waterslide run, so I walked over with her along with some other
friends. I didn't feel like
sliding, so I just watched and held the stuff.
While we were there, K was trying to break the record for waterslide
runs- 32 in 30 minutes. We
watched until he got to 17. It
looked HARD! Those stairs had
to be murder, over and over again.
He was moving, too. He
started with sneakers, but kicked them off after #10 or so.
We went back to the quad, but found out later that he had broken the
record- 34 slides in 30 minutes.
I got something from the nude grill
for lunch instead of Scotch Bonnet, and had the nicest conversation with
John, the grill chef. He made a
delicious chicken burger and fries with cheese on them.
Yum-O!
Toga & talent night! The talent
was AWESOME- singing, dancing, drums, harmonica,;
everyone was really good. The
food seemed special, too. R
decided to nap, so she missed it, but we filled her in.
Moe wanted to lay down for a bit, so me and R
went to the disco and said we'd get him if he didn't show up soon. Ray &
Cindy let me and R split their last happy pill. That was some great stuff!
I was so horny and feeling really sexy. Luckily, Moe showed up just
in the knick of time. I grinded
up on him, kissed him, and let him feel all over me in the disco.
Finally, we couldn't take it anymore.
We ended up in the wedding gazebo, where we wore ourselves out.
We stopped at the midnight buffet for some fries, and back to the
room.
Friday, August 10- Leaving to go to Grand Lido
We were pretty nervous getting up this morning, because we weren't sure
whether we would be able to stay or if we'd have to go ahead on to Braco as
scheduled. We went to the front
desk, but apparently Donna Grant hadn't informed anyone of our conversation,
because the clerk had no idea what we were talking about.
I was able to see Donna, who told me to check back with her in about
1/2 hour. We went ahead to
breakfast, and returned in 40 minutes (allowing for "Jamaican time").
I went to Donna's office- and there was a sign on the door saying
she'd be back at 11! I was a
little annoyed, but figured she would have let someone at the front know
what was going on one way or the other.
I went back to the front, where the clerk again said that she didn't
know what I was talking about, and very snootily said, "Well, I think you
should go ahead and pack your room and go to Braco."
I wasn't going to do that, especially without getting the official
word from Donna. I knew that
once we left the room, it would be all over and there would be no way that
we could stay.
Moe and I packed our stuff just in case and went to the nude pool to say
some tentative goodbyes. We
were both pretty bummed. When
we returned to the front desk, Donna finally saw me at about 11:30, and
sadly said that she tried, but they were still overbooked, so there was no
way that we could stay. She
said that since they were still bumping people to Braco, if we wanted, we
could take the shuttle back to Hedo for daytime and nighttime activities for
no charge. Moe said that we
probably wouldn't do that. "Once we're gone, we're gone."
We sadly went back to tell everyone and get our bags to the front.
I put on some skimpy shorts and a tank top.
"You're wearing THAT to Braco?" he asked.
"Yep," I said. "Your
butt cheeks are hanging out.
You're gonna scare the people over there."
Oh well, they'll definitely know we're from Hedo.
We said our sad goodbyes and it was off to Braco.
The bus picked up folks from Breezes, and dropped us off at Braco.
Well, we weren’t at Hedo anymore, that's for sure.
The grounds were really pretty- golf course, manicured lawns.
We went into the reception area, which was like a sitting room.
We were offered cool, damp towels to wipe off,
and check in was perfectly smooth.
We walked behind the bellman, marveling at the property.
Everything was set up like a Victorian village, with cobblestone
streets and Victorian houses.
The beach was gorgeous. Even
though the waves were choppy, the sand was soft, there were lots of lounge
chairs (with soft cushions!) and beach umbrellas set up for shade.
We got to our room, and I was really disappointed.
I felt like I was in my grandma's basement.
It was dim (very little lighting), damp, and just looked run down.
The decor was the old-fashioned Victorian (lots of dark wood), and
the bedspread was an ugly plaid.
There was a ceiling fan, which was nice, but surprisingly- no clock!
The TV had a lot more stations than the ones at H3.
The bathroom was just old looking.
It was clean, although the toilet was a bit rusty on the inside, but
there were a few ants, and the fixtures looked like they were on their last
legs. The one good thing about
the room was the patio. We had
a ground floor oceanfront room, which meant that we could just open the back
door and walk straight to the beach in less than a minute.
Nice.
We put down our belongings and walked across the property.
The beach was beautiful- soft looking sand, lounge chairs with
cushions, big umbrellas to shade from the sun.
The gym was big, with lots of equipment, but the cardio equipment
looked a little dated. It was a
little warm in there, too, like the AC wasn't quite working.
We walked over to the nude side, and were amazed.
Before even getting to the nude side, we saw a sign that said, "You
are now entering the Au Natural area.
No Photography. Please
respect individual's privacy."
"Even the sign is nicer here," Moe said.
At the pool area,
more cushioned lounge chairs and umbrellas, a gazebo, a
beautiful, CLEAN, clear, large pool, huge hot tub, bar and grill with cafe
seating- and a chef grilling lamb chops!
And towels- a seemingly never- ending supply in a large box near the
pool. Our mouths dropped open.
"If they had this at Hedo, it would be incredible" Moe said.
"If they had this at Hedo, people wouldn't know how to act.
I don't know how long it would stay this pretty." I said.
Since we weren't naked, we didn't stay long, and
instead walked back to the room.
Since I hadn't worked out that morning, I decided to hit the gym for
a little bit while Moe took a nap.
I just used the eliptical and the treadmill.
The eliptical was fine, but the calorie counter on the treadmill was
WAY off. I was jogging at a
reasonable pace, but there was no way that I burned 2000 calories in an
hour. Besides that, it was
really warm in there and I had to ask the spa to use a towel because there
were none available n the gym.
After working out, I went back to the room and took a shower.
Even though the bathroom was old and run down, I will say that there
was hot water and good water pressure in the shower.
In fact, that water got so hot that I thought the top layer of my
skin would be burned off! We
decided to go to La Pasta, the casual Italian restaurant for a late
lunch/early dinner, which was pretty good Dining was outside, cafe style,
and you went inside to fix your salad from the antipasta bar.
It
was well stocked and clean and tasty.
All of the food was great and very filling.
It was definitely not Pastafari- which is more about presentation.
We were tired after our meal, and it had started to rain, so we went to the
room and back to sleep. Even
though it was only 5:30, we slept through the night.
Oh well, it rained all night anyway.
Saturday, August 11
I woke up refreshed, and went to the gym in the morning for my workout.
After exercising and showering, I smoked, and we headed to the main
dining room, Victoria's Market, for breakfast. I was pretty high and ready
for a good, hearty breakfast.
We were able to find a seat right away, and our waitress came to take our
drink orders. Moe tried to joke
with her, and she got flustered and did not want to joke around.
While she got our drinks, we headed to the buffet.
It was clean, and beautifully presented.
There seemed to be fewer items on the buffet than at H3, but the food
looked to be of better quality.
Moe got a bunch of bacon in honor of R, and we both got omelettes.
When we returned to our table, we saw that the waitress had forgotten
a couple of our juices. We
tried to see if we could locate her, but she never looked our way.
Finally, we were able to flag down another waitress who got our
drinks. No one came by to
refill our water during out meal.
The food, however, was great!
I don't know what the difference was in those eggs or in the
technique, but the omelettes were the most delicious I've had in Jamaica-
and that includes H2 (sorry, Charlie!).
We went straight from breakfast to the nude pool, where we found comfortable
loungers right away. I
alternated between reading my book and dozing off, as did Moe.
When the bar opened at 10am, he got drinks, and I got into the pool
for a dip. There were a good
number of people out there, but it wasn't crowded at all.
Moe came in and joined me, and we got a float and paddled around the
pool. It was very relaxing.
The EC came out at about 11 and convinced a group to play water
volleyball for Braco points. We
didn't play, and instead chatted with a few people.
It turns out that a lot of people at Braco secretly wanted to try out
H3, but seemed to think that it was a dump in comparison to Braco.
We tried to dispel the myths, but they pretty much had their minds
made up.
We got into the hot tub after awhile and met a few more couples.
The water was the right temperature and very clear.
One couple was celebrating their anniversary and got a few bottles of
champagne for everyone in the hot tub to share.
We had some laughs, but then it started to rain.
We stuck it out for awhile, but then the rain started coming down a
little harder. I hate being
outside in the rain, so I told Moe that it was time to head inside.
While we were walking, the EC tried to get us to participate in pool
trivia games, but I was ready to go.
We went back to the room and ordered room service. It came in about 40
minutes and was delicious- bacon cheeseburgers, fries, a small personal
pizza and a slice of cheesecake.
We discovered the refrigerator in the room and the sodas and had a
great meal, then promptly fell asleep.
When we woke up, it was time to get ready for our dinner reservations
at Piacerce, the French restaurant.
We got all dolled up, opened the door, and - it was pouring down
rain! We weren't sure what to
do. Finally, Moe called the
reservations desk and asked if the reservation would be cancelled because we
couldn't get to the restaurant while it was raining so hard.
They said that our reservation would be held, and they were trying to
get umbrellas to everyone as soon as possible.
We waited for some time, but then decided to just brave the rain.
I wrapped myself in beach towels, put on flip flops, and carried my
heels in my hands. We got to
the restaurant in one piece and stood out front while I changed my shoes and
ditched the flip flops.
The restaurant was small and dark, but very romantic.
Service was attentive, but they forgot a few items.
The food was delicious, but very small portions- definitely
presentation over quantity here.
After dinner, we went to the main dining room for Showtime.
There was a live band, and lots of people (including us), got up to
dance. We had a great time!
We stopped by the Piano Bar, but it was pretty dead and there was no
piano player. At about 10:30,
we decided to just call it a night.
Moe woke up hungry at 2am, and ordered room service.
24 hr room service is amazing, I must say.
I didn't partake, but Moe said it was pretty good, although the fries
were a little cold.
Sunday, August 12- Time to Leave
I got up for my last workout, smoked, and we went to Victoria's Market for
our last meal. We ate really
heartily and enjoyed those great omelettes once again. Moe was scheduled for
a manicure & pedicure, so I dropped him off and went to the front desk to
confirm our bus time. I headed
back to the room, and smoked, then drifted off to sleep.
When Moe returned from his mani/pedi, he decided to go walk around
the resort and take pictures. I
stayed n the room and ordered more room service.
I was quite pleased.
When Moe returned, it was time for the bags to be picked up.
We waited and waited, but no one came, so we lugged our stuff to the
front so we wouldn't miss our bus.
The clerk was quite unapologetic about the bellman's absence saying,
"Well, your bus isn't until 1, and it's only 12:35, so he had time to get
your bags." Um, you told us
they'd be picked up at 12- not between 12 and 1.
Regardless, check out was smooth, and we headed to the airport.
MBJ was better than it has been in years past, and we checked in and made it
through security with plenty of time to spare.
We saw lots of Hedo people in the airport, including M&J, who filled
us in on the Hedo events that we missed after leaving.
Definitely lots of drama!
We saw Pink Cocktail on our flight to LAX (which was on time), and
she said that she had a great time at H2.
No screaming babies on this flight, and we were able to sleep until
our return to the states.
All in All
A great trip! We met so many
fabulous people, reunited with old friends, had a beautiful ceremony, and
lots of sexy fun. We can't wait
to do it again. Our thoughts
and prayers are with all of the residents and visitors in Jamaica at this
time- we just missed Hurricane Dean by a week.
Hedo3 is the best!
Famous Lines
“Great day for a waterslide. Hottest part of the day.”
“Pretty Ricky is what they call him”
“If I see you in LA…ooooh!”
“Monica, who dis woman?”