3/10/05 – 3/15/05
Richard and I had been talking about taking a trip to a tropical destination for a long time. In January, we decided to book something. We had heard of Hedonism, and were intrigued by the idea. Of course, when Rich booked the trip, I had a little melt down. How would I get naked and be comfortable with it? Richard found the DennyP site, and we read everything we could, posted questions and started to contact couples who would be there at the same time as us. Thank you to all of you who answered our posts, and were so helpful. Our excitement was overwhelming!
We left behind 12 degree temp in RI, had a hugely annoying 3 hour delay in PA, and finally arrived in Montego Bay at 6pm. We flew through immigration and customs in 10 minutes, and found the Superclubs Lounge. Yipee!!! We spent about 2 minutes there, and were brought to our bus. We thought the ride was great, had a very entertaining driver, who kept us laughing and talking the whole trip.
Finally, we passed through the gates of Hedonism III to begin our virgin trip!! Check-in was smooth, put our things in our room (garden view nude, with a perfect view of the massage table) and headed to the bar and the buffet. It was toga night, in full swing. We participated in couples toga, the only couple with leopard print costumes!!!!! After two or ten cocktails, we went to change for the disco. WOW! The place was jammed, and everyone looked so great. The EC’s were amazing, and so HOT! Spent a few hours there, and went to bed.
Friday was cloudy, but we went to the quad pool to get “acclimated”. It was pretty quiet there, so we went over to the nude pool, found 2 chairs towards the back, and got nekkid. Took a walk to get our first drink at the nude bar, and presto…lost our virginity! Later on, before dinner, we were lucky enough to meet Audrey and Jason, and Megan and Daniel at the main bar. We made plans to meet at the beach the next day. Went off to dress for “fetish night”…another great night at the disco.
On Saturday, the sun came out in full force, hit the beach for a few hours, then went with our new friends to sit at the nude pool bar. We were introduced to Woo Woo’s and bodyshots!!! Life will never be the same! Richard participated in the “Manly man Beer Chug” contest and won….Ralph you have a killer bod, but you can’t chug, man!!!! After uncountable Woo Woo’s and numerous other drinks, an afternoon nap was needed. It took Richard about 2 hours, and a pitcher of water to get me going again, but we made it to the buffet with 5 minutes to spare. Hit the piano bar, where Richard sang all of his favorites, and a memorable version of “Copacabana”!
The rest of our days were spent similarly….Peter and Camille arrived and joined the afternoon Woo Woo parties…which grew to massive amounts of people in the pool bar by our last day, we even rubbed elbows with Elvis!!!!! You who were there remember!!!!!
Our last night, we had dinner at Munahan with our new Hedo pals. Had a great night, with Audrey’s last performance of Proud Mary on top of the piano. Sadly and tearfully said our goodbyes that night, since we had to be on our bus at 9am to leave.
We came to Hedonism with certain expectations, and we exceeded them all. We had the time of our life, and we were planning our next trip before we left. There was absolutely nothing to complain about, the food was incredible, the staff were like members of the family, and the guests were all friendly and fun. Life is wonderful, but finding paradise with the one you love is heavenly!
A few shout outs:
Ivy and Anika (nude pool bartenders) – you girls are the BEST, thank you for the wonderful service!!!
Peter and Camille – We became friends online, it was so great to meet you, we had so much fun with you! Can’t wait for the next trip. Thanks for sharing the rum cream!!!!
Jason and Audrey – you guys are wild!!! Thanks for everything, our first woo woo, our first bodyshot, none of us would have ever made it to dinner without Audrey’s organization! The song Proud Mary will always bring a twinkle to our eye!
Daniel and Megan – you are such wonderful people…we are so glad we met you! I’ll save you anyday, Megan! Daniel, you sure can hold your breath for a LONG time!
Ralph and Mishele – woooo wooooooooo!! Just don’t “chug” them! I think the funniest thing I heard was Ralph doing his “<cough>skank”……..hilarious! Maybe next time, we can join the boob shaking contest, Mishele!
Keep in touch with us, guys!!! Love you!