Paul & Annie - March, 2005

March 5th through 12th

After 18 years of marriage and raising 2 teenage boys we decided to take our first trip together since we got married. We never had a honeymoon and all of our vacations have been family vacations. We did alot of research online and and decided on Hedo 3. My wife was very apprehensive about the nudity, and said "she was not taking her clothes off". That was fine with me, I just wanted to eat, drink, and relax in the sunshine.
 
We spent a month tanning in a salon at home before we left, we both tanned nude, so I thought she was getting into the idea. Finally the day arrived for us to leave. My wife is not a good plane person and the flight into MoBay was very rough, sitting in the back of the plane and 2 hours of turbulence. At last on the ground in Jamaica...let the fun begin....WRONG!!! Jamaican imigration was a complete zoo, alot of spring break kids, we forgot about that. So after about 45 minutes in immigration, we went through customs, and found the Super Clubs reservation area. This is where we met Dave and Lisa, great people, we discovered they were also going to Hedo 3. We shared the bus ride with them and another couple who were going to Grand Lido. In our conversation with Dave and Lisa we discovered they had been to Hedo 2 twice, so my wife and I had a million questions to ask and they were gracious enough to answer everything. I asked about body piercings, which we both have, and Lisa told us no problem the resort was cool with all types of piercings. Then my wife, and Lisa decided to compare nipple jewelry...I was totally blown away...this is my wife who isn't getting naked at the resort...she didnt say anything about the bus ride to the resort!!!
 
Once we got to the resort, after the official stop for red stripe, and the locals tried to sell us some of their prize cash crop, we checked in, recieved our keys, and went to our room. We made plans to eat dinner with Dave and Lisa. Once in our room we were amazed at how nice it was. Our room was on the third floor on the quad side, great view of the pool. We showered and cleaned up, and went over to the Scotch Bonnet for dinner. Dave and Lisa arrived shortly after, and we ordered and ate, the jerk pork was wonderful. We all had a few drinks, compared nipple jewelry again, and decided to retire for the evening. When we went back to our room I wanted to do something, we decided to go to the hottub on the nude side, remember..my wife wasnt taking her clothes off. It was very quiet at the hottub..just us and another man..we talked briefly and he left shortly after. It was really relaxing in the hottub. We stayed there about 45 minutes and went to bed for the night. My wife decided we were going to the nude beach the next day...WOW....I was still amazed...she really wanted to do this.
 
The next morning we went to the beach..met Dave and Lisa there and pretty much stayed there all day. Sunning ourselves..a little swimming..back to the pool bar for a dirty bananna..the breakfast of champions!!! We ate at the nudi-grill...good food....the nude pool and beach seems to be where all the fun is..so we decided we would spend most of our vacation there. Dinner in the Terrace dining room, good food..great service..nice atmosphere..these people that work here are amazing...you really want for nothing. after dinner..more drinks at the main bar...try a Jamaica Delight..its a great drink. Back to the hottub about 10 pm relaxed there for about an hour..then off to bed. We decided this day, that we were coming back next year...my wife decided this...WOW again!!!
 
Monday, pretty much the same as Sunday, I really had a hard time keeping track of the days there, breakfast at the Terrace...try the omlettes they are wonderful. Back to the pool, alot of sunning..ALOT of drinking...this is the best vacation ever!!! Met Phil and Terri today...they are awesome people, they really made us feel welcome. It truely wouldn't have been as much fun if we hadn't met the people we met there. We truely feel that we have made frienships for life. Can't wait to do it again next year!!!
 
Tuesday, again pretty much the same..there are more people at the pool today...we drank more today...3:00.....BODY SHOTS!!!! I was completely dumbfounded at this...my wife...naked on the bar...me licking rum creme off of her body....then it was MY TURN!!!! She kept say..."I can't believe I did that". Lisa introduced us to "Purple Mother Fuckers"...great drink...kept telling the girls "put that purple mother fucker in you mouth". Dinner on the beach that night...the show was great..but the food was cold...we ate with Phil and Terri, Lisa, ( Dave was sleepy), Rich and Debbie (another great couple).  (Dave if you read this...thanks for being sleepy that night!!! LOL)...(Lisa....hunny...We Love YOU!!! LOL)
 
Wednesday...pretty much the same..nude pool and beach...we decided that clothing was very overrated...we also decided that we overpacked our suitcases by a long shot. Diner at Munahanna...the food was good, but my wife isn't an exotic eater...turns out Dave isnt either. Went to the Terrace for dessert..the cheesecake is awesome. Back to the hottub afterwards...another great day in paradise.
 
Thursday...again the same...more body shots today...still totally amazed at this expierence. I drank a few too many Absolute and rum cremes, and I was too sleepy for dinner. Annie and Dave and Lisa ate at Pastafari..I was told the dinner was good...can't offer any more than that. (Dave..if your reading this...your welcome, and Annie wants me to learn that thing you did!!! LOL)
 
Friday...WHAT day is it??? This was our first bad weather day..kinda cloudy..a little rain...didnt stop us from getting naked though!!! Not too much sun..kinda cold actually...time for some indoor entertainment...got our "eviction notice" today..this SUCKS!!! Dinner at the Terrace again..Lobster tail on the buffet...mmmmmm. Drinks at the main bar afterwards...back to the hottub to end the evening...(Dave...tell "Maybe Daisy" I said hi and thanks for the memories...LOL)
 
Saturday.....what??? We gotta go home??? no way...it couldn't have been a week since we arrived. It was such a wonderful trip..we had the time of our lives. Dave and Lisa...thanks soooo much for helping us out of our clothes!!! Who knew?? My wife is a nudist!!! You two truely made our first trip to Hedo such a wonderful expierence and we can't thank you enough. We luv you guys!!! Phil and Terri, thank you as well..as I said above, you made us feel soo welcome and we really look foreward to spending more time with you two....Terri, I owe you a Chocolate Martini when I see you again. Rich and Debbie..luv you guys..had soooo much fun at the pool and beach with you two. The entertainment staff was wonderful..especially FLEX...Annie loved his "buns of steel"( I have the pictures to prove this)
 
The ride home sucked..Annie had tears when the bus left...thanks everyone for all the fun...hope we get to do it again next March.
Anyone looking for some fun without the kids..we definately recomend Hedo 3....everything about the trip was a plus..except the bus ride back to the airport. We didn't make it to the disco one time..but theres always next year..hope to make it a few times..the Piano bar is nice..quiet..us "older" folks liked it. Thanks one and all.
 
Paul and Annie