Chris & Angie - August, 2005

Chris aka (Sugar Daddy) and Angie aka (Mounds)

2nd trip Aug 13th – 18th

Hedo Candy Store Group 

Okay flight from Miami, uneventful, we flew AA.  Took about a ˝ hour to get through immigration.  Customs was a breeze, waited in Superclubs lounge about 15 min. then on our way to Hedo III!!!!!!!!!!

We arrive at about 1 pm and the room is not ready, no problem just go to the Quad to see if Sunshine is working, she wasn’t so straight to the nude pool.  Get naked in under 10 min. of arriving and spot Jagerman and Bea in the pool.  (I started a yahoo group so we knew a lot of people before we got there).  Jump in and introduce ourselves then straight to the bar for cocktails!  Soon Jeff (Chiquita) and Renee (bubbalicious) show up then Mr. Wiggly and Mimi, Danny and Lisa, Emilio (lik a stik) and Erika (pop rocks), and finally Chuck (gobstopper) and Richelle (chunky monkey) then the shots start coming!!  So we passed out by 5 pm and never got back up.  Next year I will try to take it easy the first day.

Next day up at the crack of dawn after sleeping 12 hours and go to breakfast.  Omelette’s are still good and fresh fruit rocks.  Meet up with everyone at the nude pool and find out we weren’t the only ones who missed dinner the night before.  Start drinking again, love the dirty banana’s and pina colada’s.  Everyone is there today so it’s a party!!  We upgraded our room to a quad swim up room, so did a few other couple’s in our group.  We had a great time sitting in the pool drinking all day then we met up for dinner a Munasan.  Reservations for 16 people and everyone showed up!!!  Got to know all my new friends a little better.  We were still waiting for a few people to arrive but they had a delay in Orlando for like 8 hours so they didn’t get in till like 1 am.  I was asleep by then.  After dinner we started the Jager party at the quad pool.  Everyone in our group brought a bottle of Jagermeister and Jagerman brought the real deal from Germany!  Go Jagerman.  Many shots of Jager and lots of red bull and it was quite a party!  Thanks to Danny and Lisa for showing us the ropes, we miss you guys so much.  Went to the midnight buffet and then off to bed!!!

Next day started hanging out at the quad pool a little more, there was enough of us to make it a party.  We just relaxed and floated and drank (thank you Sunshine) we finally me up with Paul (big hunk) and Margaret (Mon Cheri) and met some new friends who we adopted into the group, Joe and Karrie (hedo virgins) so we helped deflower them.  We had a meet and greet on top of the Scotch Bonnet for our group and they did a nice job of putting out some food and opening the bar for drinks!!  Ate at the buffet for dinner, it was quite good, they have a new chef so everything isn’t sooooo spicy.  Then to Quad hot tub for the nightly Jager party.  The girls went for drinks at the nude bar and were followed back by a creepy guy who sat right on the side of the hot tub so we scattered to one side.  I’m not going to say what happened next but we called him Butt Plug man for the rest of the trip!  SCARY!  But it made for some good jokes so we laughed about him for the rest of the trip.  More Jager, Rumplemintz and Red Bull.

Tuesday we’re supposed to go to Margaritaville’s but I’m not felling well, but everyone else goes I think like 15 people, I rested.  Boring day for me but it’s my own fault.  Dinner at Pastafari for 16 people again.  Food was good love the antipasto bar.  Back to the hot tub for yet another Jager party.  I feel sorry for the people who booked Quad rooms, we didn’t mean to keep you up but we were having so much fun.  Drank until god knows what time then crashed.

Wednesday, chilled at Quad and Nude pools, everyone was quiet that day,  it was our last night so we were sad.  Took it easy all day then went to the buffet for dinner, Chris won tons of Hedo bucks playing music trivia.  The soup was awesome at the buffet.  Back to the Quad for more Jager and red bull and champagne and rum punch and rumplemintz.  Took some cool pics of the group in the hot tub.  Stayed up till like 4:30 am then had to get some sleep.

Thursday was sooo depressing, I really hated saying goodbye to everyone and leaving Hedo.  Got on the bus at noon, plane was on time, landed in Miami and then wham.  Some stupid computer virus closed down customs.  We waited 2 hours before finally getting through.  Then home sweet home.

I’m sure I’ve mixed up some days and events but with all the alcohol I’m lucky I remember anything at all.

A quick note, staff at the front desk kinda sucked, bartenders were great great great, food was good.  Wine at the restaurants is way better than the wine at the bars for some reason.  Rooms were fine, I took Jacuzzi baths every night.  Body painting was super fun, and the contests were great too.  The EC’s did a very good job of entertaining.  All and all it was my best vacation ever.  I highly recommend meeting people online before your trip, it makes a world of difference.

A shout out to all the wonderful friends I made (in no particular order), Jeff and Renee, Danny and Lisa, Chuck and Richelle, Wiggly and Mimi, Emilio and Erika, Pete and Tia, Chris and Tonya, Joe and Karrie, Jagerman and Bea, Paul and Margaret, Justin and Lisa, Larry and Diane, Betty and Brian and if I forgot anyone I apologize, I was drunk 99.9% of the time. 

Jeff and Renee it was so great meeting you, we’re kindred spirits, Wiggly and Mimi I hope you had fun “taking pictures”.  Chuck and Richelle same to you “taking pictures” everywhere.  Chris and Tonya you guys rock you hung out with all us crazy naked people.  Joe and Karrie I’m so glad we met you guys and you joined the group.  Danny and Lisa thanks for the fond memories…. Paul and Margaret thanks for setting up the meet and greet and bringing the Lemonchello.  Erika and Emilio, Erika had the best costumes and Emilio looked hot in all his funky shirts!!  I miss you guys so much, thanks for making this the best trip ever.  See ya’ll there next year.

P.S. Many thanks to DennyP for letting us relive our vacations through trip reports.

Chris & Angie