Monday September 20^th- Air Jamaica flight was as smooth and uneventful as it can get. We arrived at the Sangster Int’l airport about 10:30 am Jamaica time. Customs was a breeze to go thru.  Found our way to the Superclubs desk to get checked in and in a matter of about 20 minutes we were on the bus to H3. For those of you reading this report I want you to know that the ride to the resort is an experience in itself and allows you to see the lifestyles of the Jamaican people.  There is no stress with them and unlike us, they completely believe in sharing what little road they do have. About 30 minutes into the ride we made the infamous stop for an ice cold Red Stripe, killed a few minutes there and we were back on our way.  Taking into account about how the Jamaicans choose to live, and with an open mind, you will see some of the most beautiful countryside found anywhere enroute to H3. Ahhhhhhhh, we are there!!!!!! In 20 minutes after getting off the bus we are checked in with our room ready. Marlon greets us with open arms and shows us to our room over looking the quad pool.  Folks let me tell you this is where you want to be, yeah the nude beach view or the nude pool view is great but the noise is non existent when the time comes to give into rest.  Ok we are in our room and change immediately and head down to the nude pool to consume one of many drinks.   

Tuesday September 21st- got up early and folks once again you must do this, get up early and go down to the nude pool and put towels out to save your lounge chairs. Then go back to the room and sleep more or what ever floats your boat….your in Jamaica mon-no problem.  Drank at the pool and got some of that good warm Jamaican sun.  You have to go to the Scotch Bonnet for jerk chicken or jerk burgers.  Plus your right there on the beautiful caribbean ocean.  We ate at Pastifaris that evening and let me tell ya it is the bomb!!! Just to save the entry on Munihans tomorrow nite, save your time and eat at Pastifaris every nite or eat at the main dining room.  They really lack what it takes to make this food right for some reason.    

Wednesday September 22^nd – got up early once again to secure chairs went back to bed.  Got up a couple of hours later and went to breakfast for that omlette, they know how to do this  

Right. Back to the nude pool for more drinking and games.  These ec’s really know how to keep a crowd pumped up…..hey Mark I bet that was the best banana split you ever ate.  The presentation was very nice too.  Mom and Dad (don’t freak out now I was considered a son-n-law look alike) you all did a very nice job too.  This evening the events in the hot tub were really steaming.  PDA’s were everywhere with the usual wally and vinny but it was quickly taken care of.      

Thursday September 23^rd- As you can tell I was the towel boy for everyone, that’s what u get for being a hedo virgin, I did my duty and graciously placed towels on our lounge chairs.  Back to the room for a shower with hot water, which I may add was present all week in our room along with a very good air conditioner, then down to breakfast for that killer omlette.  Digested for a few then the gang was in route back to the nude pool for more volleyball, heavy drinking, wild games and what not.  (take a guess on the what not folks, use your imagination!!!) The EC pulled the gang onto the bar for the all famous body shot contest.  I learned real quick to hate rum cream!!! This stuff should be outlawed!!! After spending all day in the sun drinking it finally caught up to us and we had to give in to some rest to enjoy the nite life well into the weeee morning hours. The nude hot tub was once again steaming with PDA’s …….this one chick was a real winner servicing two guys at the same time, but I am sure she had fun too. We were propositioned a couple of times after we displayed our own fun, but the simple “no thanks” was all it took.  

Friday September 24^th – the week is quickly coming to an end so we prepare for an all out party today.  The “beautiful” people group were leaving today which was some of the wildest folks there so that was sort of a bummer, but we didn’t let it hamper our fun any.  My buddies Rock and Luther were the volleyball guru’s of the gang and we were so drunk that we couldn’t even keep score except for Rock who never had that problem …..everytime we asked what the score was Rock would most graciously reply “15 to 7” and that’s that!!!  It never changed and everyone just accepted it ..no one was sober enough to care anyway….Rock is a machine, he tolerated poisoned drinks all week and lived to tell about it.  You da man Rock!! Luther took a shot to the head and never blinked once…You da man Luth!! Well the day ended and Jan & I went to the room to get a shower and lay down…..the next thing we knew it was 3am Saturday morning.  We missed dinner and the steamy hottub variety hour. What a bummer.  We sucked it up and went back to bed.   

THE DAY OF RECKONING – we dreaded this day coming but as it did we made our way around the resort saying our good byes to all of our new found friends.  We thoroughly enjoyed meeting and partying with each and everyone of you. It was you that made this vacation the best one we have ever had.  Thanks for everything!!!  Luther & Susan, Rock & Roe, James & JA, Mom & Dad, Amy, Chris, Michelle & Hubby (forgive me dude I forgot your name, you know how it is!!) Ivy and Antoinette who are the best bartenders in the entire world…we love you both!!  

All in all if you have never experienced this kind of vacation then you need to lighten up and go for it.  You will never feel more relaxed and at ease…plus your nekkid!!!

Cant wait till we return to our home away from home.   

Warren & Jan