We are Jim and Mary Ellyn and are part of the Creepy Hedo Crew and were apparently named Creepy Castaways Couple. We brought our own group “Spring Break” down and joined up with others traveling at the same time
We met this great group of people on-line and exchanged pictures and got to know them before going down. This is DEFINITELY the way to do it, by meeting people ahead of time to break the ice before you even get there so you feel like you already know everyone. It was great seeing people and instantly feeling comfortable and friendly as opposed to walking in to the resort and scoping people out trying to figure out who the creeps were and who were normal. Right away we knew the creeps and didn’t have to waste time on the normal people at all!
We will just add some of our own perspective to this report as others have done a commendable job so far and we wouldn’t want to be repetitive!
First, we would like to commend the Hedo administrative staff that did so much to make our trip better from behind the scenes. Garfield and Jerome were wonderful about helping us set up a couple of cocktail parties, promote and advertise for our group parties so everyone knew where to meet and set up a wonderful appetizer buffet that we weren’t expecting at the first cocktail party. These people are wonderful and patient with all of us who are silly and wild just because we are on vacation and they are not, but they are still cheerful and pleasant. Special thanks to Stephanie and Paulette who helped us not only expedite rooms for our own group, but allowed us to step in and help a couple other’s from our “Creepy Group” (also known as the Spring Break Group) who had room assignment delays as well. They also allowed us to keep our room late on the last day as a hospitality suite for those leaving that day to keep their belongings and freshen up before leaving.
Kudos to the bar and grill staff on the Nude side as well…they all did their best to remember special requests and are great at remembering names and faces…making those of us who’d been there before feel good for being recognized! The cook at the nude grill was great and the food there was pretty good. The bartenders all tried their best to accommodate my steady requests for “make my drink STRONG” please – this is necessary if you want to actually “feel” your drink in your head instead of later on your thighs, stomach and butt!
Also a special Thank you to the dining room staff and David and Nola who made sure to reserve front tables for our group whenever we requested it.
The piano bar…we always love it. The selection of music never changes, but we felt it’s a better selection than they have at Hedo 2’s piano bar and Glenn is great. Creepy Oil Wrestler and I got up on the piano for a little dance routine and then later flustered Glenn while the three of us sang together and used our hands to make some extra music that Glenn wasn’t expecting. We spent most of the nights there trying to shock Glenn and I actually succeeded in stopping him mid-note on one song with a not so wild, however very unexpected flash of flesh at just the right moment. It was priceless! Karaoke on alternate nights was great too. For those of you who have never been to Hedo or never venture into the piano bar, don’t miss it. Sure there’s a few drunks who shouldn’t sing but do, however there are a LOT of fun people with a good sense of sprit who just get up there and enjoy themselves and a few others with remarkable talent that always amaze us!
The disco…all I can say is
we tried! We got them to turn the music down a bit on Toga night finally, but
it was right back up and breaking eardrums the next night. Creepy Biker Thong
Guy even brought rifle earplugs and still got headaches! We contacted Kevin
Levee and had a respectful response from him to look into our suggestions - as
well as a grateful response acknowledging our compliments. We hope it will be
better in the future. We ask that anyone who goes there who agrees with us to
let the resort staff know that most of us over 16 do not appreciate pounding,
ear-drum breaking music and that it doesn’t have to be THAT loud to feel the
beat and enjoy the rhythm!
However, the disco was one hot
place and we definitely enjoyed the pole dancing. I even got to dance with
Creepy Nike Boobs (not creepy at all I might say) and Creepy Oil Wrestler
(also not Creepy but very hot) on the pole and loved every minute of it. I
have to say Creepy Nike Boobs did the most wonderful trick I’ve ever seen…I
think I fell in love with the first flip of her breast during the wet T
contest. I missed the show between her and Creepy Real Perfect Breasts –
though probably because I was still reeling from licking the chocolate off of
those perfect breasts when I was recruited to help with her portion of the
talent show in the wet T contest! Yum!
We also have to thank Creepy Oil Wrestler for encouraging most of the nude slide runs and for teaching us all how to play suck and blow…she did a great job of getting the nude pool hopping one afternoon with this game.
A. forgot to mention the fun we had at the poolside preparing slut for Toga night. They brought latex paint and we painted on her toga. This in itself was an experience that was enjoyed by the painters and the paintee equally…as well as few watching. I myself donated my lips (not THOSE) to kiss her back with pink latex paint and leave my “mark” on her shoulder. She definitely looked hot and it was a very creative toga idea! We also had a great time getting to know them and while familiar with the D/s aspect of the lifestyle it was funny seeing other people who didn’t understand, when their mouths drop open when they witnessed this relationship. This is what Hedo is about…accepting everyone for who they are and learning something about something different!
I have to add that Creepy Biker Thong Guy wasn’t too out of his element doing the strip tease on stage for the Ultimate Hunk of Hedo contest and should have won that contest hands down. He definitely got into it and had all the right moves. Lets not forget Frenchie’s husband who did an absolutely hysterical rendition of a robotic strip tease dance as well as a very clever fake orgasm.
We did not suffer the Hedo curse in quite the same way, but on our second night there I slipped and fell, embarrassing the heck out of myself while chasing Romeo who was avoiding me when playing the Battle of the Sexes game when we had to find the “biggest bamboo”….for some reason he ran as soon as he saw me eyeing him! I gave chase and forgot about the step leading up to the bottom of the stairs and earned a huge bruise on my thigh! The next night we were in the dining area and I looked down and saw a large scratch bleeding on my thigh that I had NO IDEA how it happened.
Of course most everyone heard of my fiasco on the Catamaran cruise the following day when I forgot to take my Dramamine in time and wound up barfing my guts up on the back of the ship while another of our group took a shot to the head when a sail line snapped and broke, hitting her between the eyes…fortunately no serious damage was done, but she did have two slight black eyes and a forehead bruise the next day. So aside from my incident in chasing “the big bamboo” it would seem that ”The Curse” may be related to leaving the resort at any time, not just on your last night there!?
Frenchie….what can I say but WOW! This lady made the resort move this week. She will definitely go down in Hedo history as someone to be remembered. If we ever meet her again we hope she speaks more English or we’ve learned to speak French as she must be a remarkable woman to know. She definitely had the spark that belongs at a place like Hedo and kept the sexual energy alive! Not to mention what a sexy, hot woman she is! Again – WOW!
To all our new friends – YOU made the trip fun. We always read how Hedo changes with the crowd that is there. This crowd made Hedo a wonderful place. We enjoyed talking to and getting to know every one of you guys in the pool and at the dinners and elsewhere around the resort. We hope we can organize this group and drag others with us next year as well! If we didn’t mention you we didn’t forget you and would love to hear from anyone who was there. Spring Break 2005 is already scheduled for April 23rd- 30th if you guys can make it at that time next year!!!
Creepy Castaways Couple