first I would like to thank all those who took the time to send a trip report. they helped the wife and I so much that we decided to write one in hopes of helping others in their decisions and questions. the opinions enclosed are exactly that, opinions of things we experienced, saw and felt.
first the flight was delayed four hours. by the time we arrived at hedo 3 it was 10:30 p.m. pastafaries serves dinner until 11:00, and that is only pasta and pizza. we both had pasta and it was the best I have ever had in a restaurant. oh by the way thanks to those who mentioned dirty bananas and purple rains. that is all I drank there the whole time. if I may backtrack a little the bus ride there sucked plain and simple. we were hungry from a long day it was dark and we couldn't see anything, and very bumpy.
after dinner we took a stroll throughout the resort, pretty much found everything so no orientation was needed. also found the hammocks, a nice place to experience getting busy out in public as it is somewhat concealed. retired to bed only to listen to the music and laughter in the nude hot tub all night. and I do mean all night. when you start to make room plans the nude ocean front or view is non existent. at least from what we saw. you could see an occasional whitecap but that was it. we would defiantly save money and get a quieter room next time. you are not in the room that much to begin with. as far as noise goes if you close the bathroom door that seems to help a lot. unfortuanently you have to turn the air on and that is as noisy and smelly. it would have been perfect if we could have left the windows open. they need to install brackets on the windows to keep them from banging shut in the wind. the two person tub was nice and it substitutes nicely as a washing machine if you don't pack enough clothes. just turn the jets on and away you go. suggestion for some put the clean room early sign out we liked to take a nap between 3 and 6 in the afternoon and that is when the maid usually wanted to get in. this explains why rooms are never ready.
well Monday found us in the hammock again, resting this time waiting for the sun to come out. when it finally did, sometime after lunch, we decided to take the plunge and go nude for the first time. for first timers I recommend this. grab a towel you can stay dressed and walk past everyone at the pool. continue over to either one of the piers. it is a lot more comfortable and quieter there. there you can ease out of the clothes with almost no hassle. here is the problem, you get very thirsty over there very quickly,now you have two options , 1 -- wrap towel around and walk to the bar[look like fool though because you walk by everyone else naked,] or 2-- get of your chair and take the walk. we took the walk, very weird for the first time. discovered bar was a lot closer if you laid out next to the pools. bathroom also closer. music at pool side. and cool water in the pool to cool off when hot. you can guess where we stayed the rest of the trip.---almost. we did notice that pool side seemed to contain more swingers--just our opinion. the games were a little to wild for us and when we played nude volleyball in the pool the wife was concerned that some guy was going to poke her when her back was turned, so we did not play that anymore. ate dinner in the buffet that night, not my type of food didn't like. retired to bed early that night.
Tues.-- got up at 6:30 am put towels out on chairs to reserve spot at nude pool. MUST DO if you want to sit pool side. went to breakfast, favorite part of day loved the meal. omletes were great. we then went to the workout room lifted and ran for a while. hit the steam room and sauna. then went and relaxed at the nude pool all day. had to leave a little early from the pool didn't need to see 15 guys salute the stars during bodyshot time. also had lady servicing two guys next to us. like people have said if you don't want to see it then just leave, so we did, time for an afternoon nap anyway. dinner was at the buffet again, not my type, defiantly make plans to eat at the restaurant tomorrow. decided at the last minute to go to the p.j. party, glad we did the wife and I danced for a long time. haven't done that in years. neat to watch some very beautiful women dance in the cage. tried to go to the hot tub afterwards to much action from people I really didn't want to see in any action period. so we left.
wonderful wed. new years eve. best day of the trip for us. we had a couple our age sit at the table for dinner with us and immediately hit it off. spent the rest of the trip hanging out with them. anyway the lobster dinner was awesome, finally ate some food. at about 11:30 p.m you could tell the atmosphere was changing. people were getting drunk clothes were slowly starting to be removed and girls started dancing on tables[including wife and new friend] awsome,awsome night. retired to quad hot tub until 3:00 a.m drinking purple rains and laughing.
Thurs. pretty uneventful. up at 7:00 to put towels out at nude pool. off to workout, then to breakfast. wife and I had massage together that was nice. although I think the lady was beating the crap out of me for making her do this on new years day at 9 in the morning.--sorry. we laid out all day, then took our usual nap. we ate at pastafaris again that night with our new friends from mississippi,had a wonderful time. went to the bar after dinner where we watched the people with togas go by. we made our own but were just not in the mood. after a few we went to the nude hotub where again we saw a couple getting busy that just didn't turn us on. some things are better not seen. went to bed again about 3:00 a.m
Fri. invited friends to the nude pool with us so I was up at 7 putting out towels again. workout and then to breakfast. as I have read so many times before---see the routine happening? went down the slide a few times during the day, was nice maybe I needed to be drunk or something, not as great as I expected. Fri. after dinner went to bar and then the quad hot tub with friends until 2-3 a.m don't remember. another tip: in the rooms under the coffee pot there is a tray, when getting rounds of drinks for the quad hot tub the tray works really well for carrying drinks. sat. said goodbye to new friends and did nothing the rest of the day. actually we laid out in the quad area which we found very nice. it was a nice break to get away from some of the happenings at the nude pool. much more relaxing. Sunday we left thankfully uneventful. prayers go to those people from France and there families.
some good things about the trip: the wife and I have never been nude before so this was a pleasant experience. the friends we met. the first time experiences that we did I hope to never forget. very special for us both. new years eve party. more sex than the wife and I have ever done. there is magic in that resort and it makes you horney. seeing some very beautiful women naked. seeing some beautiful men naked[from the wife] dirty bananas and purple rains the mirrors in the bedroom although it makes it difficult to feel sexy when the mirrors are like circus mirrors and they make your ass look like it is 6 feet wide. on the other hand for those men who want a real foot long it is possible if you lay the right way.
bad: we are not swingers and at time the swingers made us feel like it was there resort---not cool wallys,wallys,wallys,wallys,wallys. you guys don't just need help, you have real problems. save yourself 3,999.00 dollars and go to a strip joint. YOU ARE PERVERTS!!!! I could go on and on. I am getting upset just thinking about them. the single guys like I read before I felt sorry for, they left us alone but it looked like everyone left them alone also. the rooms smelled very musty. food was not very good[ my opinion] some of the swinger people should learn to back off a little before someone backs them off, and keep your hands to yourself. non swingers have every right to be there also.
in conclusion we had a wonderful time except for a couple of instances that happened. we had an idea what to expect thanks to trip reports. we are probably going to try other resorts before we go back to hedo 3. we experienced things that we never thought we would ever do. we met people we would have never met. and I love my wife more today then ever before[ if it is possible] that happens there, guys can only look so good, but the women can look overwhelming. absolutely beautiful. I saw things in her I never saw before and loved it. hedo is a magical place and like stated before you can be as wicked as you want. you can also see only what you want to see. the staff was fabulous ,thank you hedo.
p.s if a couple from France read this your wife had the most beautiful outfits I have ever seen. that woman could really dress. absolutely stunning. you will now who I am I am the one that told you this. I hope your trip back was safe.