Hedo virgins
no more!!
My husband and I arrived on Thursday night the 23rd of Sept. The toga party was
in full swing- people running around "toasty" and happy. Went to the late
buffet, and prepared our tummies for the impending drinks, then went to
our room changed and went to the disco. We were definitely shocked at the sights
that night- hell every night (naked folk, wild costumes, etc..) the Miss
Black Nude beauties turned the bar into a go-go
(my husbands words) everyone was all too happy for the free performances. Had a
good time, still a little shell shocked, went back to the room, had fanominal
sex, went night- night...
FRIDAY- woke up early, went to breakfast- food was average the entire
time, but there was always plenty of it and the presentation was appealing.
Started drinking around 10 am. and by 11:30 we said,"let's do it!" off to the
nude pool! I was leading, he was hesitating but I knew if I showed doubt he'd
cave and run:) so I went right to the pool, veered off (because of the 50
+ people there) and headed for the nude beach- ALOT OF PEOPLE THERE TOO BY THE
WAY- dropped our suits, trying to look natural, and laid down as quickly as
possible. The waitress came down,"another dirty banana" yummy! finished that
off- still felt weird but I was hot and wanted to go to the pool- so up to the
pool- found some chairs somewhat close to pool- laid down again, then when we
couldn't take the heat anymore we got up and walked the lonnngggg walk in front
of everyone to the pool jumped in and felt a little comfortable finally. Then we
went back to our chairs after everyone playing volleyball, talking, drinking
etc.. we were feeling shy so we mutually decided to get out of there. So mission
accomplished we did it, but we also decided nudism is not for us. I didn't feel
that wonderful freeing feeling described by so many nudists', I love to be
topless, which I was alot at the prude pool. We continued to drink
those fabulous concoctions the bartenders made and ate at the scotch bonnet-
sooo beautiful! then drank and played some more at the prude pool-
showered changed ate blahblah blah.. got to the disco friday night - didn't wear
costumes- it was the majority that dressed up but we didn't feel uncomfortable
at all- many weren't. had a blast!! friday was incredible- our favorite day and
night - we ended it at the nude pool hot tub we relaxed- I wanted to get frisky-
he didn't- so we talked to the bartender about what jamaicans really think of
americans ( my intellectual drunk conversation topic) and he basically
said,"money". which we found out later when we went off-resort to be very true.
I'm sure they don't all say that, but I thought it was an honest answer- it is a
third world country after all. so anyways, went back to the room, had amazing
sex again ( MAN DOES HEDO SPARK YOUR SEX DRIVE OR WHAT? I LOVED THAT PART!!)
unfortunately I hugged the porcelian god and my husband got a great pic of it (hes
so sweet), then ended the evening/morning whatever! Great time!
So I'm getting tired of typing so heres the wrap-up... went parasailing on
sunday- a cab took us to a private spot near sandals- the locals swarmed us with
their goodies- we were getting tired of it- but at least it's not like this
country where they want a hand- out , at least they had things to sell. so we
bought a t-shirt for way too much money- said no thanks- 500 times, went
parasailing- lotsa fun, had to tip the captains ,the cabdriver (which we already
paid for and 10 buck tip was not enough) so all in all our 1 hour excursion
costs an extra $60- on top of the $110 we paid hedo. we tipped the bus drivers,
the dealers, bell boys, housekeeping, person who told us about the dealer,
parasailing captains, taxi drivers, etc etc!! it got expensive after only 4
days.
I loved the grounds, the staff, the rooms, the nice people, the ganja and other
party stuff, the on-site activities, the disco, the nude hot tub, the
waterslide, the great costumes, wild behaviour, and the japanese restaurant was
excellent! Our passion for each other was tripled there- the sexual energy was
incredible- if we're ever in a sexual rut one day, we''ll be back, but as of now
once was enough. Everyone should experiance it but it's not for everyone as a
regular vacation spot. And for you people that are "worried about swingers
bothering you, and not feeling comfortable if your not wild" don't be, no one
was inappropriate, we were flirted with of course, but that can happen anywhere-
we didn't even have to say" we don't do that" they understood, but we laughed
and had a ball with all. the majority was not swingers, the majority were
monagomous fun people that wanted to let their hair down- you can be in your own
world- or socialize- either one! we did both.
Our quote of the weekend was," these people just don't give a shit!" And
I'm glad they didn't cause I have some wonderful, comical, amazing memories of
the great Hedo 3!:)