Ohhhh Myyy Gooddd
I am so sorry for blaspheming, but WHAT an experience.
Where do I start?
(At the begining is normally a good place, says Dave)
Okies,
Hurricaine Ivan is on his way to Hedo 11....
We are six hours behind Jamaica, so he hasnt arrived before
we leave home.
Will Ivan listen when we scream at the TV screen "either get
there or erf orf "? (has anyone ever had a man listen to them?)
Nobody is telling us anything, flights are still OK from
Miami to Mo Bay, Hedo 11 is still accepting guests so we have to leave.
So we hit Miami airport, like a wet blanket.....2 hours to
get through immigration, another 2 hours trying to get help and
information.
Forget it, I am tired, hungry and have plans for Miami.
My credit card and Dave scream NO, but I am NOT standing in another 2 mile
queue for someone else to say, sorry M'am you need to be over there. (THANKYOU
NOT AA)
I have plans for Miami, in the form of Miami Velvet!!
mmmmmmmmm
So we book into the most expensive hotel we can find, (hoping
insurance will cover) phone Gerry from Loprets tours, and say "Hey Gerry, we
are here in Miami, want to meet at the club tonight?" The darling that
he is says yes, its Hot night here, lots of hot folks, so will be fun,
just ask for me at the door.
After a quick nap (as one does) we awoke at 6am, look at each
other and say.."ooops, we missed the party"....
How much worse was this holiday going to get?
Sunday hit the shopping Mall,,,,,it was getting
worse...credit card was screaming...No NO NOOOO.
Thank goodness for those little pills that prevent periods
from coming on.
Monday morning, (13th), phone Airport, flight is on, phone
Hedo 2, forget it, they are now closed. Contact my Agent to get a
refund from Hedo and AA, we are on our way home. Had enough.
Agent calls back, says Hedo says there has been some
confusion, resort is still open and all is well!
YIPPPEEEE Party time
well, 1 out of 2 aint bad.
Arrive Mo Bay, ushered into S/Clubs room, some bloke tells us
we are going to Hedo 3....no wrong I say, we are going to 2. He
replies with a very definate " H3".......
We won't go into the bus ride, but it would have helped if
the "driver" had been able to drive..
So arrives in the room, nose starts twitching..we are in
block 7, can smell bananas..follow this exotic aroma (as one does) and
discover not only the bar, but the HOT TUB, which is occupied by some folks
doing strange things, and making strange noises. It is not my place to
mention their names, but suffice to say they are on Americas "Most Wanted"
posters under the auspices of JWST.
Dinner the first night, we stroll into the dining room, me
wearing this tiny, sheer lilac outfit. Oh shit, everyone else is
dressed (all the other superclubs folks have been transplanted to H3).
So, I just pretend this is the way I always dress for dinner. Later,
found the Piano bar and the JWST, all is well. THEY appreciate my tiny sheer
lilac outfit..(they have already eaten, so its not going to spiol their
dinner).
If we had ever been asked who we would really like to meet in
life, it would have been them.
They really made our holiday special, taking time to chat and
include us when we were sober enough to to talk to them.
Unfortunatly, we also met loads of other lovely people when
we were sober, and cannot remember their names either.
Water was rough, so no diving, but hey, one has to make the
best of the diving thats avaliable (naughty wink)...
Highlights of the week
Doing the waterslide. I learned how to scream.
Its just the way I like my men, long, hard, and goes on forever!
The night Dave was crowned King of Hedo...Ok they dont have a
crown, but Dave showed he was inches above the rest..LOL (sorry Gerry,
I did cheer for you xxx)
Toga night..My toga, will it stay on? NO. hey I was never in
the Girl Guides and dont know how to tie knots, and got beaten by Ladies
wearing painted on ones..(sheesh, U gotta know the score)
The last night..I believe the Piano Bar has now been re-named
The Pink Pussy Bar in honor of the bodyshots on the bar.....dont blame me..I
only mentioned them! Honest!
And if I hear one word about what happened that night I will
come back and do it again. Thats a promise!
Oh, and giving a certain Lady a birthday pressie that I am
sure she will never forget.
So many special people have left us with so many special
memories, and who contributed to making this a holiday of a lifetime for us.
Okies, we were a little shy this time, but are just waiting to unleash it
next year..
Hugs and kisses