Here is another Creepy Crew trip report as seen through the every-once-in-a-while sober eyes of Creepy Creaky Knee and Creepy Perfect Real Breasts. If you haven’t already read A’s and Kevin and Jill’s trip report, we suggest you do that before reading this one, so you’ll understand the creepieness aspect. This was our first trip to Hedo III, though we’ve been to Hedo II once and Grand Lido Braco four times. So we will include some comparisons.

A few things before we get into how our trip was;

The food: The buffet was decent with a large selection of different entrees and salads. We never tried any of the other restaraunts, so we can’t say much about that. We never even saw where the Scotch Bonnet was located. We always ate at the nude grill by the bar so we didn’t have to put clothes on and ruin our perfect tan.

The rooms: Our room was on the second floor of the quad. Nice location, especially if you want to be watched or watch others shower! Very nice however the mirror above the bed was both good and bad. If you look at it from the sides of the bed, you look fat but if your perfectly centered, you look as skinny as a stick. Where’s the truth in that. (Very similar to the mirrors at a carnival fun house.) It had a good view of our partners’ sweet buttox! We enjoyed the Jacuzzi in our room and the security guared loved the view of my wife hanging out the window naked while we enjoyed it. 24 hours of Playboy is always good! SOOO much better than any room at Hedo II.

The resort / staff: Grounds were well kept and pretty. You can get to wherever you want in a matter of minutes. The bars were very well stocked, and if they didn’t have what you wanted they tried their best to accomadate you. The E.C.’s were for the most part very nice and upbeat. We would especially like to thank Spike for always making us laugh or smile, plus he gave me several ideas of outfits for my wife.

A few things that need some attention; The gym is way to small. If there are more then 4 people working out there is no room left for anyone else. The staff would call every morning to make sure everything was ok. This could be done once or twice a week and even then it should be done later in the afternoon. Not at 9 in the morning. The biggest problem with Hedo III is the Au Natural side. It is way to small. The few times we went to the Prude side during the day (we only went to particapate in a contest) there was no one at the pool area. Why not make the whole resort clothing optional or switch the nude and prude sides. It seems that the nudes defiantly outnumber the prudes and the largest pool area is not even being used. We have been to Grand Lido Braco several times and the Au Natural faucilites there are unbeatable.

Alright enough of that, on to our trip. First we want to thank everyone we met and got to hang out with during our trip. You defiantly made our trip memorable. We really want to thank Denny P for this site. It gave us a chance to meet a lot of great people before we got to the resort, and the posts gave us info that was very helpful. If we don’t mention you in our trip report don’t be offended. We drank a lot and its hard to remember everyone and everything that happened. To all the friends we met at Hedo III, we miss you all and we defiantly have to do this again. SOON.

We will attempt to give some details of what happened on the actual day it happened, but as everyday and night seem to flow togther it may not be as accurate as others remember. Especially trying to remember now that we have sobered up, though as we write this we are drinking a bottle of Jamaican rum,( just trying to fight off the DIF).

Day One:

Our vacation started off on a bad note. We got to the airport and our flight was on time. Well not really, it had actually been grounded, but we were told it was on time. The plane had a fuel leak, so they had to fly a new plane in from Jamaica. They did compensate us though. They gave us $7 each so we could buy breakfast. Not bad considering we were spending $150 each a day to be in Jamaica and we knew we had just lost our first day. But our first thought was about creepy stalker and creepy Daddy dentist boobs( though they didn’t have those names yet). We had been in contact with them for over a month and were supposed to be meeting them at the airport in Jamaica for the bus ride to the resort. While we were disappointed that we would not be able to Red Stripes and great conversation with our hopefully new found friends, we quickly got back to feeling sorry for ourselves. As the wait went on we thought often of the people drinking and enjoying themselves at the naked pool. This pretty much made time stand still. Well time finally moved and we got to Hedo III.YEAH!!! Only 7.5 hours late and with not a clue how to get in touch with all the people we had been in contact with. So being the adventoures bartenders that we are, we head straight for the closest bar. After a few drinks we finally recognize the couple we had tried to meet at the airport. And may we say very much dressed for the groovy night of festivities. We went to eat and were approached by Creepy Florida guy and creepy smaller boobs. Everyone seemed nicer then we had hoped for. Especially since they listened to me whine about our trip until I had enough alcohol so thatr I could no longer think about it.

At this time we would like to thank the creepy Castaways couple for putting togther the spring break site so we could exchange pictures and get more info about all the people that where going at the sametime we were. Much love to you, you helped make this a great Creepy vacation.

After dinner we met everyone at the main bar and there we met the infamous Creepy peeper(A) and scary slut. As we have enjoyed there posts here on Denny P’s we felt as if we were in the presence of Royalty. Well not really, but we had looked forward to meeting them as we really enjoyed there sense of humor on all the threads we had read. As was stated before if you had a problem with them by the time you left Hedo III then you obviously didn’t take the time to talk to them. And we can honestly say it is your lose. They are two very genuinely nice, funny, sarcastic, caring people. As was shown during their vacation, they would do anything they could for anyone in need at anytime. We have many thank you’s to you both as you will see throughout this report.

So after the bar it was off to Karaoke and then to the disco. We loved watching the girls dance on the bar using the pole, especially when scary slut and creepy Daddy dentist boobs got stuck together. Thank you creepy peeper for letting me know you had my back if the drunk Vinny trying to dance with my wife got out of control. Glad we didn’t have a problem, but appreciate the gesture.

Well then it was time to start what soon became a ritual. Naked waterslide time. As you have probably read what started off as a few soon grew to many. But this night was the first and holds a great memory. As creepy perfect real boobs asked the lifeguard (we think), at the top of the slide, if it was ok if she went down head first. Before he could answer she was gone. Well since she was gone he decided to yell at us. “You cant go down head first”. Well the rest of us looked at each other like “dahh”. Like we even wanted to. Well after 7 or 8 runs it was off to the Jacuzzi. As the rain came down we enjoyed the warmth and nice buzz (from drinking) that was ending a long day and journey. So I thought. As we were leaving the nude side ,walking back to our room, the power went out in the resort. Well me being night blind and my wife being able to see like a Cat ( or so she thinks when she is drinking), she says she will lead me back to the room. Well needless to say she walks me directly into a tree and then proceeds to pull me into it again. Not realizing I was stopped. After this we start walking again. The power comes back on and we discover we are back at the nude pool. Yes the Cat walked me in a circle. Lesion here, don’t trust a drunk cat.

Day Two:

Today like every other day in paradise we get up, go to the nude pool, hangout and chat with our new found friends and suffer through another great day in paradise. As the day goes on creepy peeper starts asking around to see if anyone plays a certain musical instrument. We soon found out he was forming a band for the talent show. We knew this would be something we didn’t want to miss. Later in the afternoon we helped scary slut by painting her latex toga on her. Actually I mostly watched the women paint it on. Very erotic. Especially when creepy Castaway lady painted her lips and added her mark to the toga. Not something you get to watch at home everyday.

So after our daily nap we head down to dinner. The talent show starts and there are some decent singers and even a belly dancer. Then comes the moment we were waiting for. “The Big Penis Band” takes the stage. As they do the bottom of creepy peepers toga seems to fall off. OPPS. Well the band and creepy Tom Jones are great, ‘you can leave your hat on’ will never be the same. But not just because of the band and the singing. It was because of the lady wearing the hat. Just want to take a moment to let creepy “C” know we thought you were the best part of the band. From that night on, and probably for a long time to come, the song and the images of you doing your playful striptease will be in my mind. You were definetly one of the most beautiful women at the resort.

After the talent show they start the judging for the toga contest. I get called up on stage for original toga judging. I didn’t win. Probably because I followed creepy ceaser and he does a little French periot and a danty little dance and the crowd goes crazy. Learned another lesson today. Don’t follow creepy ceaser on stage, you wont win.

Well then the day ends as it did the night before. Nude water sliding and the Jacuzzi. Then the injuries start. We wont go into this as it has been explained in other reports.

Day Three:

Again starts out like everyday in paradise. Hanging out at the pool, drinking, and talking with our new friends. The EC’s are walking around trying to get naked people to participate in a wet T-shirt contest and a mister hedo hunk contest. Hey creepy peeper, love the way you signed up for the hedo hunk contest. What room is creepy leather thong guy in again? Well we think the wet t-shirt contest is kind of funny and strange at the same time. Why would naked ladies put on clothes to go get wet and only show off their breasts through a shirt? Still don’t understand, but it was a success as the nude side took the top prizes. You can read what happened on the previously mentioned trip reports, but there are two things we would like to add. First for creepy castaway lady, creepy perfect real breasts would like to thank you for becoming creepy good licker lady. She loved the way you cleaned up the ice cream. Second ,we thought most of the contests went on way to long. A wet t-shirt contest turned into almost 2 hours. Way to long to be out of the sun and away from the pool bar. We did really enjoy scaring the prudes as we decided to do our own naked waterslide runs right after the contest. A lot of fun trying to convert them,

Oh almost forgot, hey creepy stalker guy, why would you spike your digital camera on the ground just because your wife won the wet t-shirt contest? Do you still have to slam it on the ground to get it to work? Just kidding, and thanks for the pictures. Love ‘em.

We would like to thank creepy nike boobs and creepy oil wrestler for including one of our toys, the double dong, into there oil wrestling match that evening. Just a note if you ever use this item in a wrestling match at Hedo III, you should really not be lazy and you should take it back to your room after you are finished. We went to the piano bar carrying this item. When we left creepy perfect real breasts was carrying this item in front of her and looked like she was a well hung man” so to speak”. Lots of funny stairs that night.

This was our early night for the trip. After days of work and travel and partying we finally crashed. No nude waterslide tonight. Cant remember if I learned anything this day or not.

Day Four:

Another day spent like the others. If we were at home doing the same thing over and over day after day we would be factory workers. Here we are called happy creepy people enjoying paradise.

Tonight is formal night and as you have seen previously creepy Daddy Dentist boobs is changing every time we turn around. And every outfit is more fun to look at then the last. Just wondering how she could bring so many outfits and creepy stalker only brings one pair of shoes?

Well two of us were dressed alike when we decided to go naked water sliding. We both had bow ties on and that was it. Well my wife kept getting confused and couldn’t figure out weather it was creepy pepper or myself that she should jump on when we came down the slide. Well not really she just loves a man in a bow tie and loves jumping up on people, and we love watching her jump so it works out fine.

This was the first night we met creepy rookie/creepy sports tattoo guy and creepy red dress. Also known as creepy cute NH couple. It took him one time down the slide and he was hooked. So another couple joins the creepy crew. At this point we would like to thank scary slut and creepy red dress lady for watching our clothes ( what little there was) while we went down the slide, night after night. Creepy scary slut thank you for letting me pay you for holding my stuff. If I owe you anymore please feel free to fly me to Cali. To pay you, just make sure it is ok with creepy pepper. And also thank you to creepy nike boobs for all the instruction on how to use the waterslide. We will try to remember not to imbibe in alcohol and then waterslide without at least taking a 15 minute break, so as not to get a cramp. We are really sorry you hurt your hand that night. We really missed you at the hot tub. We were hoping to pump up you and real boobs and have a jeopardy contest. Alright we just wanted to pump you both up. Another lesson learned tonight. Don’t drink and not go nude water sliding. You tend to fall down the stairs.

Day Five:

Another wonderful day in paradise. Notice a trend yet? Well this day is a little different as we wait for Creepy stalker and creepy daddy dentist boobs to come by and drop off their carry-ons at our room. This is a sad day as most of the creepy crew has left or is leaving. So as they come in we start to reminisce about all the fun we have had. Just a few questions for creepy stalker and creepy daddy dentist boobs. When was it you actually realized you were in a suite? And did you get all the beer and water you took out of your refrigerator out from underneath your bed? Oh by the way, sorry you didn’t find anything you liked in our room. But we did have the other key and found several things we liked in your bags. Just kidding. We really enjoyed hanging out with you guys and you were both missed very much.

Well the day went by as usual, then we took our daily nap and got up to go out for the evening. Tonight was a little different for dinner creepy pepper and scary slut had a pizza party planned or everyone that was still there. What a great idea. Pizza and beer taste a lot better in paradise. Thanks creepy pepper for whooping my a** playing pool. I’m sure it was all the hot women and short shorts that distracted me. Again thanks for a great party and a very fun evening. Well it was Spikes birthday and after we sang to him he became a little emotional. It was nice to see someone that works at a resort be so friendly with the guests. Spike did a great job making sure we all had a great vacation. He also gave me several ideas of outfits to buy my wife. Especially the pink outfit he wore that night. Thanks again Spike for always making us laugh and smile.

We met some new creepy people this night and had a great conversation at the pizza party. As it turned out we did not do the waterslide this evening, but we still had a great time. Thanks again for the Party.

Day Six:

Another great day in paradise, except creepy pepper and scary slut leave today. You both are missed very much. The resort starts to feel empty. There are few of the creepy crew left, but the sun is out and the liquor is flowing so no time to be sad. We spend the day at the pool and then take our nap, and it is off to meet creepy cute NH couple for dinner. We head to the piano bar after dinner and are having a good time when ,unfortunately , creepy hot red dress starts not feeling well and calls it an evening. Creepy sports tattoo guy stays with us and we enjoy the fine music sty lings of the pianist. We love the way he gets the women involved in the ,ahhh, act. During one of the songs I notice my wife up on the chair and all of a sudden gravity takes affect. No she didn’t fall down, but her dress sure did. Then you hear that line heard over and over from our favorite pianist. Ohh Sh**. Well creepy sports tattoo guy, myself and a few others sing a couple songs. Then it is time for the pianist to take a 5 minute break. We had heard before this is usually when he waits for everyone to leave and calls it a night. Well 20 minutes later we are all still there so he comes back and we sing a few more songs. After this we are off to the waterslide and the glass bottom Jacuzzi ,. Well it’s a little to cold so we head to the nude side. When we get there we notice the pole from the volleyball net floating on the raft of the creepy beautiful plastic people. Well somehow the post got pounded back into place and the raft popped. Don’t know how this could have happened. Lesson here is the will of the few, no matter how big they are, does not overrule the will of the many. Volleyball will be played tomorrow.

We watch the sun come up and the crabs crawl over the rocks and onto the deck. My wife accidentally spills some beer, yeah right, on creepy toga woman’s chest and starts to clean it off. Well here comes the sex patrol saying she cant do that and we have to leave the area. We thought, not exactly to ourselves, that this was a little weird. Has this guy been around all week? Well we find out later that day it was because the owner was on property that morning and he doesn’t approve of the things that go on at his own resort .A little strange if you ask us, but whatever he wants as long as he doesn’t change anything when he is not there.

Ohh by the way creepy toga couple did you get packed and make your bus? We felt a little bad when we found out you only had 2 more hours before you had to leave. Wish we had a few more hours to get you all clean from the beer spillage.

Day Seven:

We were late getting out to the pool as we didn’t get to sleep until 8:30 in the morning. We finally meet the infamous Destiny. Were sorry she wasn’t there all week. Great bundle of energy and kept sexual aspect of the resort going strong. She treated us to body shots at the P fountain. Can highly recommend this to anyone going to Hedo. The rum cream is great and making sure it is all cleaned up is even better.

Tonight is pajama night and we meet Creepy cute NH couple for dinner. There are very few people dressed in lingerie or pj’s at dinner. But we are part of the few. And might I say the two ladies look unbelievably hot. Mad it very hard to eat dinner. Didn’t know which why to look so I just starred straight down and tried to concentrate on eating.

After dinner we head to the piano bar, but it is closed. Apparently everyone is at the disco. Well we decide being in a crowded room with overly load music didn’t really appeal to us so we head to the main bar for a couple drinks. And yes creepy sports tattoo guy that is your drink sitting right in front of you. We head to the nude Jacuzzi and the plastic people are there so we hang out at the pool and chat with the newlyweds (creepy goth guy and creepy Bat girl). Well it is soon time to head to the room and pack for the trip home. Thank you creepy NH couple for volunteering to help. We both appreciate the job you did, helping us , ahhh, pack. Sorry you didn’t get to try your favorite toy, but when we come up for a Red Sox game hopefully you can play then.

Oh just a little side note: this was the first full day with all the American Doctors gone. And as we had already had our quota of injuries we felt pretty safe. As it turned out we were right. We ran on the decks with sharp pointy objects flailing our arms wildly and no one got hurt. Just kidding

Day Eight:

We get up and head down to the quad pool to get the last bit of sun before heading home. We run into creepy cute NH couple heading back to there room. They had just extended their stay till Sat. This is their second extension and since we haven’t heard from them we think they may still be there.

We get the last bit of sun we can then head to the preboarding area to check our bag for the flight. Here we learned our last lesson of our trip. When we packed we put the wife’s toys at the top of the suitcase then laid a towel over top of them. When the lady checking our bag moved the towel she about jumped. Never looked anywhere else in the suitcase and said close it we were fine. Lesson learned: Customs ladies don’t like toys.

Well as we go to board our bus there is a familiar person waiting there with us. Yes it is Creepy socks in the pool guy. Couldn’t have guessed he would be following , opps, riding with us to the airport.

With our trip coming to an end, or so we thought, we board the plane o go home. After about 2 hours into the flight the attendant comes over the intercom and ask if there is a Doctor on board. We thought this was someone from the creepy crew playing a joke on us, but no such luck. Apparently someone had passed out in the bathroom and had become extremely sick. So we are now heading down for an emergency landing. It took us about 15 minutes to drop 35,000 feet and land in Charleston S.C. They get the passenger off the plane and into the ambulance. An hour and a half later we take off again for home. We finally land. 2.5 hours late. Another long day with Air Jamaica.

There are several things we forgot to mention in this report, mostly because we don’t remember them. But there was one thing we wanted to mention. Playing suck and blow was too much fun. Cant understand why creepy Frenchy cant suck and hold onto a card. And creepy oil wrestler moving everyone around so she and I could keep exchanging lap dances. Well I take that back, I do know why she did that and cant say I was complaining that she did it.

For all of you that didn’t get mentioned in our trip report we apologize, especially creepy bench press lady and creepy kilt lad aka: little big poppa. We enjoyed spending our vacation with you all. Some we enjoyed as much as we could. Thank you for making this a great creepy vacation. We miss you all and cant wait to do it again.

Creepy Creaky Knee and Creepy Perfect Real Breasts

Danny and Lisa