Fifth trip first trip report. Okay, okay no one wants to read all the details about arriving at the airport and the bus or taxi ride boring. The only thing that I can’t stress enough is to pack light (don’t need many clothes) bring carryon luggage with you only and you are immediately on your way to Hedo and fun in the sun.
Music to our ears is the “welcome home” you hear as you step out of the cab upon arrival. Sophie, Paulette and all the front desk staff came to greet us prior to us even entering the lobby, what a way to be welcomed home! No problems with check in and in five minutes were immediately in our room and getting nekkid. Weather was great, staff was perfect as usual, thanks Nola, Serena, Suzette, Antoinette and Sunshine you guys made our vacation. Of course a special thanks to Kevin Levee.
Walked (or should I say ran) over to the nude pool expecting to see our friends Ralph, Rhonda, Tim & Pattie who arrived before us waiting to greet us. Should have known better by the time we got to the hotel it was after 4 and everyone was napping (or so they said except that Rhonda kept on yawning all night lol.) Who really sleeps at Hedo?
The problem with Hedo is that each day seems to merge into the next one and it is hard to keep track of what you did each day. Was going to jot down highlights each day but never got around to it, so will try and work now from my limited memory (drinking doesn’t do very much for the memory)
The old friends that you meet at Hedo and the new ones that you will always meet make the trip and it was true for this as our previous trips. Ralph, Rhonda, Tim, Pattie, Gary & Kathy all friends from previous trips with us again it is almost like you never left the place within five minutes of arriving.
We were extremely upset to discover just shortly before we left that Donald Trump was staging a model contest and photo shoot at the resort (have been there when other shoots were being done and didn’t like it) this time though they were extremely respectful never ventured to the nude side to shoot and the camera when it was on in the evening on the stage was just focused on the models that had entered the competition not the guests once they were done all cameras were off and the fun began. Thanks guys!
If you truly want to enjoy your vacation experience get involved in the activities it is a great way to meet everyone and to have a lot of laughs. I Sister Mary Katherine once again did the nude oil wrestling five women against one guy about 6’3” who thought it was really meant to be a fight. By the third round he figured it out and just lied down and let all the women sit on him but by this time I had a sore boob, bruised arm and sore ribs. Five women would seem like a cakewalk to take him down but the problem is that when the arms and legs start moving you don’t know who is wrestling whom. It was fun though and I would certainly do it again. Lou did his part by firstly making sure all the women were completely covered in oil, and then after the fight lathering all the women up with soap to help them shower, dirty job but someone had to do it lol.
This time made a concerted effort to get to know more people at the quad in addition to the people at the nude side. Room was at the quad, spent our days at the nude side. Met people at the quad that we would not have met had we not taken that effort to spend at least an hour each day over there at the bar and talking to them. Lucille, I won’t forget you and Jodi I remember you don’t swallow.
Even convinced a few of them to make it over to the nude side and once they were there wished they had ventured over sooner. Now they are planning their next trip and can’t wait to get back home.
Really can’t stress enough the importance of discussing with your spouse or significant other in advance what the rules are and then abiding by the rules. On a few occasions you could hear the fighting going on. Hedo is not the place to go when your marriage is in trouble but a resort to visit when you are secure in your relationship and with yourself this was particularly true when one couple the husband didn’t want his wife to get nude nor go topless both were to stay at the quad. He waited until she fell asleep and then immediately went to the nude side. She found him there and it was not a pretty sight. Make your rules and then abide by them of course with the consent of each other the rules can be amended.
Some highlights of the trip and the memories that we both cherish: A husband put his straw in his drink and then dripped it on his wife’s nipples he invited Lou to lick it off and before you knew there was a line up and the husband continued to the delight of all the men and ladies at the pool, Hedo is about sharing and it certainly went on then, thanks guys.
Lou met a husband who confided in him the night before that he had never touched fake boobs although there seemed to be plenty around. The next day Lou was able to help the poor man out to everyone’s delight (thanks Margo.)
Of course the pussy fountain got a lot of use and new converts to the Good Sister’s Order.
Speaking of the Good Sister, at the piano bar on our last night there a lady actually thought I was a nun, when I produced my card she nearly dropped still believing it was for real. I thought Alison was going to split in two with laughter. Speaking of Alison she sings like an angel my god what an incredible voice and the personality to go with it.
Glen in the piano bar was in his usual form and each night when he would sing the Big Bamboo all the women were asking to see it. Of course he can’t strip even though he takes great delight in getting all the women up to show their tits and American Pie and Canadian Beaver (there were a lot of participants) On our last night we gave to Glen prior to everyone coming into the piano bar a stuffed 2’6” penis with balls to wear over his pants. No one could see it because he was sitting down. When he sang the Big Bamboo and the usual calls came out he then stood up and began to wave it around, thought we would die with laughter.
The usual PDA’s going on and for the most part were not a problem except for one couple that seemed to delight in having an audience. I was up at the bar and talking to this woman who was eating a cheeseburger and having a drink, her husband was behind her (didn’t think anything of it) until Lou came up tapped me on the shoulder and said they are having sex, they were. Neither one of them ever got off, he walked around all day with a semi his hands never touching the water and a rug on his head (it was a strange sight to say the least) The bar staff after two days couldn’t take it and security was called, it stopped for about 2 hours and then continued. I guess they thought the guests enjoyed it but after awhile no one even paid any attention to them. Different strokes for different folks.
There were a number of single men there and for the most part very respectful. The assholes were put in their place and then never seemed to venture out of their rooms.
Just prior to us leaving the resort in the lobby waiting for the bus to the airport, Serena from the nude bar came into the lobby saw me and gave me a hug and kiss good bye, asked me though where was Lou, he was standing right beside me, she didn’t recognize him with his clothes on.
The worst thing about being at Hedo is having to leave.