Rachel & Kerry

the rooms are somewhere in between a motel 6 and a holiday inn....except that they are less clean and most things rarely work. the food was marginal at best and ALWAYS cold. it made no difference when you went to dinner, breakfast or lunch --- it was cold. we tried every drink you can think of and nothing was really very good. the dirty bananas were tasty, but a normal person can only drink maybe 3 or 4 of them before you get burned out on them for the day. we never once got a soda that wasn't flat and it didn't make a difference if you ordered a jack and coke, or just a plain pepsi with your hot dog and fries for lunch....it was flat. service was pretty good however, no complaints about the service.

we went to hedo 3 having had many highly sexual "out of the norm" experiences over the last few years, up to and including many female, male, female (fmf) 3ways. so we are not novices when it comes to a little wild sex. but we have to say the biggest disappointment for us about the whole trip was the LACK of any real erotic atmosphere there. yes, plenty of naked people running around and some fairly lame games to get people to "act" erotic, but real sexiness and eroticism did not exist. if you like a nudist camp then hedo 3 is the place for you. if you like real honest sexiness, erotic behavior, actual chances of having sex with good-looking people, then you better find someplace else. our idea of erotic is not nude volleyball. watching fat naked people play sports is not our idea of erotic....maybe for other people it is but not for us. one more point on this subject. while i would guess the average age to be early 30's (and it ranged from late 20's to early 60's during our visit), age is only part of it. had we known that on the beauty scale, or sexy scale, that most of the people there would not even register, then we would not have gone. honestly, there were 2 girls there....and i mean only 2...that we would have even entertained the idea of having a 3way with. most of the people were fat, hairy, and just down right homely. we aren't ken and barby in anybody's book, but compared to the people that were there when we were there, we were ken and barby for those days. one last complaint...the single guys hovering around like vultures waiting for a guy to go to the bathroom, or pass out, or run back to the room for something so they can swoop-in on the woman is out of control.

in addition to the beaches being bad, the trip to and from the resort being as dangerous as a ride in the space shuttle, being hit-up to buy drugs everytime you turn around, the cost of the place being as high as it is to stay at the st. regis in aspen colorado (although hedo 3 is not a pimple on the ass of the st. regis), marginal food, bad drinks -- all to attend a nudist camp for fat guys playing volleyball is not our idea of sexy fun.