Holly
This place was sexy, hot, wild, funny, and equally
relaxing. I'm not a swinger or a prude. I'm 33
mother of two little one's in a loving monogamous marriage. I had the
time of my life without worry of embarrassing myself over drinking too much,
dancing too much, dressing too sexy....or whatever. It was a place to
unwind and be who or what you want to be.....yourself. The entertainment
staff was friendly and fun.....not to mention....sexy as hell. Guys and
Gals. The ladies could shake their asses like no other! The food
was decent with much variety anytime of day or night. The drinks were
premium, strong or mild....however you asked. Occasionally they were out
of certain brands.....but a good chance to try new things! Watersports were
plenty and the activities wild (body shots) or not so wild (trivia).
Whatever you chose to participate in there were poker chips awarded and at the
end of your trip you could trade in for prizes. No pressure to "swing"
and the men were very polite and respectful as you politley say "no" I
don't "play". We made many good friends and our conversations were
anything from "soccer mom stuff", business, sports and or course....."Did you
see the threesome in the hot tub last night" The resort does a nice job
with the layout of the land. And you could actually
spend your whole vacation in just one area of your choice. Three
separate areas of pools, hot tubs, and beaches. One totally nude.
We found this to be the most fun and relaxing. We had never gone nude
before and just like everyone says. It's easy. Before you know
it....you forget and shedding clothing is like shedding a stereotype.
You become a real human being. There is no rich, poor, supermodel,fatso,
image to portray. You have interaction with all types and it doesn't even
have to be sexual. My husband played volleyball and I layer out in the
water with a drink and intelligent conversation near by. It wasn't a
full blown orgy like some people may think or imagine. Certain times of
day or night you could possibly see a little action. But you just leave
or watch! The most friendliest down to earth people exist here 18-80
year olds exchanging life experience and good fun. People literally from
all over the world.
The Quad area is clothing optional. You see
both. Most girls lose their tops but not the bottoms. It
also offers a relaxing and good party atmosphere. The Main pool is
beautiful with a waterslide, fountains, and pool table right in the water.
Most people are fully clothed there as it is easily accessible to the food
terrace and front lobby. My only complaint about this resort is that
this space seems quite wasted as it is huge in comparison to the nude areas.
The nude area pool looks over the ocean and is still nice but sometimes
crowded.
Every day is a different theme with entertainment
every night. One particular night was Caribbean beach night where we ate
grilled lobster tail and sushi. Not 5 star....but still good. Two
restaurants, Japanese and Italian with reservations give you the opportunity
to have quiet romantic dinners with your partner. It's decent....not
spectacular. It depends on your restaurant experience and taste buds of
course. Make reservations in the morning and also not on special nights
that the resort puts on a special buffet or show. You might miss out.
I wouldn't recommend this resort for single guys
as the ratio was about 30 single guys to every single girl. Our
experience was that the younger guys were kind of lonely! You kind of feel
sorry for them....especially if they couldn't find a couple that was willing
to "share". I wouldn't recommend this place to people who are shocked
easily. You have to go with an open mind that there are people that
enjoy life in a variety of ways and accept they are not going to intrude upon
you if simply choose to say "no thanks" It was a perfect place for my
husband and I to live out a few fantasies of our own without being scared of
being caught making love on the beach at 3 a.m or making out in the hot tub or
wherever. You've probably read about the "sex police"
patrolling....but as long as it doesn't get out of control and disturbing to
others they mind their own business. They are actually there to protect
the privacy of the guests. To provide that care free environment for
that kind of enjoyment. They keep the prudes out of said designated
areas. Nude is Nude. Prude is Prude. Well.....almost.
Dancing erotically in the disco with poles on the bars and cages was great.
How often do you get to dirty dance in public and tease your partner and let
loose without a bunch of on-lookers. Great for blowing off a lot of
steam and sexual energy. Mirrors on the ceilings of every room was a
nice touch. Jacuzzi's in every room is nice private alternative.....but
no big deal when you have one at home too! Our room was on a top floor
overlooking the ocean and a natural breeze.. The windows swing
open like shutter doors and quite refreshing when showering. Just luck
to get such a great room we didn't specify in our package. The stairs
were kind of tiring but didn't ruin our fun. Everywhere there are
stairs. Sexy high heels were a little challenging in some slick spots
but still fun.
Our favorite night was in the Piano Bar. A
sing along place where everyone in unison singing "Wasted Away Again in
Margaretville" The Jamaican guy who runs the informal show.....all I
have to say about him is "OHHHHHH Sh*t!" in a sort of Kenny Rogers voice.
A very talented classy funny man. He invited me up to sit next to him
and sing and all of a sudden I turned into this night club act and people were
requesting songs from me. It just kind of came out of knowhere. My
husband was so completely taken away by this and very turned on by the whole
thing. Now I have a little more confidence in performing as the guests
at Hedo III very supportive and full of great compliments. Some people
on occasionwere dancing on the piano and stripping for their partners.
All in good fun!
So the place isn't all about gettin Nekkid and
gauking at all of the freakish weirdoes or rampid orgies......It's about
enjoying the reality of being alive and sexual human beings. No
judgment....no fake proper person you have created for parents, work, or even
the local PTA.....no rules....no pressure. You make whatever it is that
you want to get out of it. Go to this place with an open mind and heart
and realize it's okay to enjoy your body and the sexual energy that this place
has. All types are welcome. Findout before you make reservations what
organization or event is taking place that week. I have a feeling
it could make or break your ideal vacation. It could be a designated singles,
swingers, lesbian, soul-sisters, sexy calendar shoots, etc.etc. We
attended during Playboy's 411 nightcalls lingerie contest and show.
Boring! I was not impressed nor did I feel self conscious about my
own body. Honestly I was a little nervous about the resort being full of
hard bodies.....especially from a woman who's had two babies and stretch marks
to prove it. My husband was honestly a little nervous about comparing
himself to other men. The atmosphere actually improved our body
image. Seeing ALL kinds, shapes and SIZES! Women out there
who may think they are not sexy enough for their husbands or
boyfriends......lose that thought.....because that all disappears at HedoIII.
You actually do the opposite. The sexy side of yourself will magically
appear and your significant other will probably fall in love with you all over
again. Especially if you just relax and enjoy yourself. For
those of you who play "games" in your relationship and try to make eachother
jealous.....this place is not for you. You could find yourself worse
off. For all of those hot headed jealous pick a fight kind of guys our
there who can't stand another man flirting with your woman......get over
it....take it as a compliment that other men find your gal attractive and
build on it. She's all yours. Treat it as an excuse to pay a
little more attention to eachothers needs. For all others who don't need
sex or romance....there's scuba diving, water skiing, hobie cats and plenty of
tourist excursions in Jamaica itself to keep you busy. All in all this
was the ultimate trip for my husband and I. We blew off a lot of steam
and laughed, talked, and loved non-stop. Way to go HedoIII! We're
definitely going back or maybe we'll try HedoII! I left out a lot of the
same things that others have reported on purpose because there's no real
purpose in reporting flight schedules and all of the bad things we experience
traveling at random. It's true....drugs, sex (all kinds) can be found on
the resort.....but that has nothing to do with the resort. It has to do
with the customers that are occupying the resort at any given time.
Sometimes extremely wild and sometimes mild. A polite "no
thanks" or not showing any interest in the behavior to begin with already
keeps people from bombarding you with offers. After the first day or so
of mingling you know who "is" and who "isn't" and you go about your vacation
as normal as you want it to be. I also was never jealous of other women
interacting with my husband. I knew I held his interest in his body
mind, spirit and soul. Like the whole Hedo Logo says. It was all great
Adult fun. It was Disneyland and Spring Break all for grown-ups.
Don't expect 5 star Vegas style suites. Ignore the little things and
unwind. Soon come, mon! Do what we did. Take giant insulated
mugs to the pool. One with alcoholic beverage the other with water.
Pace yourself and enjoy. Take the practical tips that people give a
chance. They really do make minor inconveniences better. Shop
around for rates and airfares. I might have felt a little ripped-off if
I had paid way too much for my trip. Fortunately, we didn't by
comparison. And it doesn't matter where you stay in Jamaica....traveling
anywhere in Jamaica is an "interesting" experience. A little on the
primitive side compared to traveling in the states. Accept it.....roads
are bad, air-port is stuffy, everyone is SLOW! Take the Jimmy Buffet
attitude.....because "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" A 7-day trip is
perfect. Our kids had no concept of time. It didn't matter if it
was 2 days or 10 days. They were still pissed! But even mommys and
daddys need a break. It was well worth it! We have sort of
"recharged" our marriage. Everyone needs a little wild-time now and
then. I would even consider using another Super-Club resort with my kids
as this is our second trip With the Super-Clubs resort. We went to
Breezes in 95". Fun....but now that I know Hedo exists it's not really
worth my time. But still a nice vacation.for the money.