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This was third time at Hedo and Adam’s first. This happens to by my first trip report. Up until now, I found that my memories of Hedo were so good that I didn’t’ think I could put it into words. But, now I think by writing this, it will make the memories that much more vivid for me. So, here goes…
I woke up very early the day we were leaving, around 5:30am so I could do a full body shave. Adam stayed in bed until we had to leave for the airport. Guys have it so easy. I called Air Jamaica to confirm the flight and was told we had to be there 2 ½ hours before departure. We finally left the house at 7:15 to catch a 9:40 flight from Miami. We still had to go through Miami rush hour traffic, something I’m not used to. So, we listened to the traffic reports on the radio and discovered that there was a 5-car pile up on the highway we were going to take. We ended up changing our route and finally got to the airport at 8:45. Into the terminal and to the Air Jamaica counter by 9:00am and to our surprise there was no one else waiting in line. Checked our luggage and got to the gate with plenty of time to spare and very happy that we didn’t have to wait that long before boarding. When we boarded, there happened to be an interview going on with a local news station about airport security. There were several US Marshals, local cops and police dogs along the jet way. Kind of strange, but I think we were on TV. Hi Mom. The flight was perfect. We landed a little after 11am, breezed right through immigration and customs, checked in at the Superclubs desk and we were on the bus at 11:30.
One stop at the Jerk Shack for some Red Stripe and then a stop at Breezes and then we were at Hedo Heaven at about 1:15pm. The bus ride is as crazy as ever and took a little longer because they’re working on the highway. We checked in, room wasn’t ready, so we went to the main bar. Serena was there and, not only did she remember me with a friendly ‘Welcome Home’ but she remembered what I drink. I hadn’t been to Hedo since May 2002. With the thousands of people who have been there since, how could she remember that. It’s the most amazing thing. It’s also one of the things that make me realize why I keep coming back here…
Had some lunch at the Terrace. I really wanted to get to the nude pool and get my clothes off. Adam was a little hesitant. I could understand since this was his first time taking it all off. So, we went on a self-guided tour of the grounds. We got back to the front desk, room still not ready. Adam changed into shorts and went on the waterslide. He asked me if I wanted to go with him, but I explained that the only to do the slide was naked. So, he went alone while I waited for him. Then we saw our friends we had met online, JJ and Sterling from Atlanta. We talked to them for a bit and then our room was ready. Room 615 right by the nude pool. WOW!! I couldn’t believe how lucky we were. And one of lamps had a red light bulb. Very sexy.
As far as the day-to-day activities, I don’t remember what day we did what. I know there was a lot of hot tubbing and some volleyball involved. We played a killer game of Truth or Dare, which actually turned into just Dare. I dared a guy to spank another guy and yell out, “You’re my bitch.” Had a great time.
Thursday was Toga Night. I made togas in Gator colors since Adam went to the University of Florida. His toga was blue and mine was orange. Friday was Masquerade Night. I was a sexy devil and Adam was the Grim Reaper, with leather g-string underneath his robe. We ate at Munahana on Friday night for Adam’s birthday. It was incredible. Just before dinner, room service sent us a bottle of champagne. We ended up taking it to the hot tub after the costume party and shared it with whoever was there. We also did a naked slide run that night. Now, that’s the way it should be done.
The shows during dinner were the Thursday Toga/Talent Night and Saturday Circus Night. We went the piano bar on Saturday night where they were doing karaoke. It was fun but they closed down too early. The entertainers were great, as always. I saw Teddy Bar on Thursday night, but he was going on vacation the following day. But, Romeo was there, looking as amazing as ever. He also happens to be one of the nicest people you could meet. Cheers go out to all the ECs who work so hard to keep us entertained.
I have to say the PDA factor was extremely high on the Richter scale. On the pier, in the pool and hot tub and right in front of everyone on the lounge chairs. Also, people who kept the double doors to their rooms open for all to see. Surprisingly enough, I found the hot tub during the daytime much busier with PDAs than at night.
As always, Hedo wouldn’t be the same without all the great people you meet. JJ and Sterling, who shared some great meals with us. Sorry about the Falcons game, Sterling. Rod and Mary, gotta love the fig leaf togas. John and Janet, great nipple rings. John, I’m so glad your pecker didn’t fall off. You’re like the Energizer bunny. Rick and Carolyn, you guys were the life of the party. And to the foursome in the corner room, bravo on an exceptional performance. We wanted to get a picture of you guys doing it, but you took a picture of us watching instead. Too funny. Carolyn, thanks for putting aloe on me. I’m sorry I didn’t take you up on your offer of playing in the fountain. I didn’t know what I was missing, but I enjoyed watching. To the girl who wouldn’t take her thong off, it’s much easier to take it off than to make him pull it to the side. To 74-year old Medicine Man, you are an inspiration. My big ‘kahunas’ and me thank you for the compliments. I’ll never forget the formula: “The mass of the ass plus the heat of the meat equals the angle of the dangle.” Thanks to the Dirty Bananas for making me a member on my last day. The tattoo party was lots of fun. A very special thanks to Trish and Bill, not only for being such genuine, nice people, but for giving me an afternoon of firsts I will never forget. I’m so sorry we didn’t get to finish what we started. Let’s keep in touch. I would love to see you guys at Hedo again. Everyone else who was there, thanks for a great time. Can’t wait to go back.
XOXOXOX