We arrived in true form with a near bus load of Wild Bunchers. True to the
name, me "Wild Walt" stepped off the bus blowing the "DAM WHISTLE" as it is
called. Everyone expected the gang and the whole lobby was packed, except for
a few unsuspecting guests who had no idea what was going on. The Kink in The
Caribbean group was there and all they could say was "Oh No". Rumor still had
it that Wild Walt did not exist, and that it was only a promo made up by the
resort. I suppose I started the rumor myself, and it soared over the past
several trips. But for those of you that know me, know I played it to the
limit. We were told that many of our group "The Wild Bunch" had already
arrived and had already made a true known presence. We were wisked into the
back office and greated by Leslie & Paulette and several others. Michelle
(Sales Dept) Had anticipated our arrival and was not there and was at the
airport to greet us. But she missed us by several minutes.
Check in:
You will find the front desk folks at Hedo III to be better accessable than at
Hedo II. If you need something at Hedo III the front desk can really find you
some help! If they cant help they will find someone that can!
Rain:
Only the usual brief afternoon showers.
The Rooms:
Michelle upgraded every member of our group to the all natural building 600 so
we could all be together. Totally Awesome! Building 600 is the place. We
filled it and the 500 and 700 buildings. Its Wild Bunch Hedo-Ween Week and the
resort is Sold out!!!! yet again! The rooms are exquisite. REAL furniture, not
the kind that requires fastening to the wall for support. Mirrors on the
ceiling in the bedroom area and the bathroom both. The jacuzzi tub was great
too. Our room was on the ground floor right in front of the Nude pool,as
usual, just steps away. You couldnt ask for a better room. The layout of these
rooms is perfect. On the ground level we have front and rear doors. Of which
we never locked or even closed the poolside door as all our bunch were running
in a lot and many that had farther away rooms left their things in out room.
The Hot tubs:
We found that the hottub at the nude pool smaller than II but more than
adequate. When we were at Hedo II we found that at night it was mostly empty.
But at Hedo III it was full most all night long. We found couples there till
daylight. About the only time it was ever totally empty was during the big
nightly events, which I will tell you more about later. The clear bottom
hottub didnt seem to get much use. and when it did was only for a few minutes
or so. The hottub at the main pool never had anyone in it that we ever saw. It
would seem that the hot was too hot much of the time but 1 complaint to the
bartender and it was adjusted in minutes. Even at 4 am.
Water Slide:
Open 10 am to 5pm then 10pm to 5 am. We hit is most days screaming and
hollering at high noon. NAKED! Drew lots of attention and many photographers.
They told us not to do this but we did it anyway!
. This slide goes so darned fast you hardly know you went in. But you
get a heck of a rush. This is a must do! We didnt do as many slide runs as
usual but we still made our statement.
The fountain Dip We still hold the record for the most naked people in the
fountain out front of the hotel at 65. But it was off much of the time this
time so we didnt do that but we did moon a few busses there this time.
Sex and PDA:
We all have sightings of sex about, and were even guilty ourselves. It would
seem the sex police were there but ignore these events. We saw it on the nude
beach pier almost daily. Under the waterfall at night. And on the fountain
table in the nude pool many times. In the loungers very often. Across the
ropes on the pier was popular by one couple. People say it is not as much as
Hedo 2, but they are wrong. Its more often, If you hear otherwise its because
you just went at a wrong time, or you missed the moment. Security doesnt get
onto folks for PDA at Hedo III like they do at Hedo II. Of course the Nude
Hottub always had it happening. As usual, just let me catch a couple and my
whistle goes off. I gotta get everyone else watching the live show !!!!
The Beach:
Both the nude beach and the prude beach are man made so dont expect much. But
it is super nice and well done. Hedo III is built, I suppose on Rocks and the
water is really rough compared to H II. But personally I liked that.
Body shots:
Right on top of the bar at the nude pool almost everynight. A Body shot is
where one gets doused with Liquor and gets it licked off by another. Our
Gamemaster arrived at at the beginning of the week this time whihc was a
welcome change from last year. The bartenders were always helpful in getting
this going. Fun to watch but more fun to participate in. We even had this
happen a few times at the main bar!
Pools:
All had activity most of the time. All have a swim up bar. But most action was
at the nude pool. Even smaller in size more fun was there. The main pool have
only a few people in it at a time. But even along side you could find topless
sunbathers and if you watch long enough you would always see someone loose
their clothes there too. At the quad pool, nothing much ever happend. Mostly
people just floating around. I recall at Hedo II several pool guys always
around but their pools hinged on turning green most of the time. The pools at
Hedo III are a crystal clear all the time, and you seldom ever saw
maintenance.
Music:
The speakers are All over the grounds everywhere. Except the nude pool. We
thought they should be there too. Maybe even with a volume control at the nude
bar if it needs to be turned off.
Bars:
Well at least you can always get a drink. When we were at H II we couldnt get
a drink after about 11pm. They did have beer and daquari machines around. But
at HIII the Nude Bar was open till 5 am. And even then if you wanted something
after that all we had to do was go to the front desk and they sent it all out
to us. We had ladies asking for 5am champaigne.!!! The drinks also come much
faster at Hedo III. Looks as if the bars are bigger and are better staffed.
Always a place to sit too! We had no troube ever getting a drink at Hedo III.
They even had waitresses bringing them to you along the pool. When the
bartender had time he would even come out and wait on you! Watch for Andre too
he puts on a good show while making a drink.
Prizes: Our group won over $15000, in return trip prizes. Read on to find out
more.
Disco:
We always had a good time, Music a bit loud for me though. But still fun. The
solution would be to sit out on the disco balcony! I think its too small
though. Maybe would be better if the diso was on the ground level rather than
up stairs. The See thru water slide runs thru the disco but they go thru so
fast you never see much more than a blur. Get on the disco balcony and you can
see people going up to slide and and look over the rail and see them hit the
water below.
Pj and Theme nights:
Our presence just made it that much more enjoyable. 70's night is a big night
for us as its 70's night. Our whole group was dressed to the 9's in 70's
fashion. Jammy night but we adopted it as fetish night and the WILD BUNCH left
with all the prizes 1st was Me and Cheryl Wooo Hooo. Fetish night I went as a
chained slave to my wife. Yes the kink group was there but they won NO prizes
for kink wear
. I was caught by Mistress Vendetta of the kink group and even whipped
by her while chained to the disco bars. The ones that witnessed this enjoyed
the show, and got pleasure seeing me beaten. OUCH! and yes it dam well hurt!
But all in great fun.
Halloween night:
This was nothing short of a Wild Bunch runaway for wins. JD received Most
horrifying and a week return trip Shelly & Doug received 2nd most original and
received a week return trip Marci got Most fetish and received a week return
trip Sarah received most original and received a return week. and I "Wild
Walt" won best room decoration and received a return trip Andy and Laurel
received a 2nd place room decoration and received a return trip and Dawn was
in 3rd for room decoration. There were others but I can recall, Ill add them
in later.
Wild Bunch Excitement:
Some of the things the Wild Bunch and Myself got into were Again I was the one
that stole security's bicycle and rode thru the lobby , whistle and Airhorn in
hand. And if you hear Wild Walt was dancing at the nude pool wearing wearing
nothing but cowboy boots and hat to Monster Mash, there is no truth. On
Halloween we trick or treated everyone but received no candy, About 3am we
used an AIRHORN and whistles as we passed every room and yes we woke everyone
in the entire resort. As later we could find no one that said they didnt hear
us. And yes we got into trouble big time with security but it soon passed.
Even the next day I was called to the office for the usual Wild Walt
Lecture and disciplinary. I also chained up an inflatable blow up doll and
spanked her at the nude pool I made he my slave
. She was very submissive. Chuckie again brought along Stumpy, "whom
has turned into a mascot of sorts" and he brought quite a few laughs as usual.
Wild Bunch Nudie Navie: Our Wild Bunch Nudie Navy was created last year under
the direction of Admiral Andy. Admiral Andy had to leave early due to medical
reasons, and our group decided it would not be the same without him so we
abandoned the prude beach invasion, and the staff kidnapping.
Food & Restaurants:
Our group hit the italian restaurant one night. The Japanese on another night
Both were great and really nice I would recommend smaller groups for that nice
evening at the italian dinner
. Gotta admit, food was great. Superior is the best way to describe them
both. Many in the group made reservations all week at both of them which
worked out well as we could not all get in at the same time.
Entertainment:
The entertainment staff did a great job this time. They each and everyone
helped make this trip. Bevon, the Entertainment Manager, had them all in full
fun for the entire week.
Fun:
We had so much fun I screamed and hollered the 1st day, so I spent the next
day getting my voice back. Only to loose it again. No Problem I wound up with
a whistle! (Everyone hated me all week)
. The people at Hedo II are kidding them selves if they think
they have it overall than at III. If you want to stay to yourself or with the
people you came with Got to Hedo II. If you want to be included in everything
got to III. Our group got bigger as the week went on and we made some new and
great friends. I think that at Hedo III they are looking for people to have
fun and let go as compared to Hedo II where they may have it set in stone how
they want everything to run.
Security:
Near perfect. I recall at Hedo II getting in trouble everything I went into a
nude area, with shorts on. But at Hedo III the security will wait just long
enough to see if you are a gawker or going to stay around awhile and they
would talk to you accordingly. All to say if you wanted to stop at the nude
area to say hi to someone while fully clothed no problem! I guess I would say
good use of common sense was well used! I also saw security personal in some
wierd places, you could always see one from most anywhere you were day or
night. You dont have to think they are near you can see them.
Staff Members we want to recognize:
Mr Levee the GM, Michelle From Sales, Steve the PR Manager, Crazy Shawn,
Leslie, Teddy Bear, David the Restaurant Manager, and there are dozens of
others at the resort.
We could go on and on. This is the second time we shared a week with the Kink
in The Caribbean group, and we shared many stories of great fun. We got to
know them and can wait to see many of these new friends again. The staff
Absoutely fantastic. Nothing can top this! And finally, I could start listing
names of the 102 members of the group that were there and I would be a
while,They were all simply amazing! Let me just say, Thank you all for
allowing me to share mine and Cheryl's vacation with you and yours!
Walter & Cheryl
wildwalt@artibbs.com