May 19 thru May 26 2002

by Walter aka Wild Walt & Cheryl

We arrived and it would seem that we already had a reputation. True

to my name Wild Walt stepped off the bus blowing the "DAM WHISTLE" as

it is called. Everyone expected me and the whole lobby cleared out, except

for a few unsuspecting guests who had no idea what was going on.

Rumor had it that Wild Walt did not exist and that it was only a promo

made up by the resort. I suppose I stated the rumor myself, and it soared.

But for those of you that know me, know I played it to the limit.

We were told that many

of our gang The Wild Bunch had already arrived and had already made

a true known presence. We were wisked into the back office and greated

by Cristine, Leslie, Paulette, Karla and several others.

As usual we were assigned a staff member for the week. It was Christine

Christine told us she would be with us for the whole week and anything

we needed to just tell her. She was true to her word!

Check in:

You will find the front desk folks at Hedo III to be better accessable

than at Hedo II. If you need something at Hedo III the front desk can

really find you some help! If they cant help they will find someone that

can!

Rain:

Yes it rained steady day and night for 6 days. But it did not dampen

the spirits for the Wild Bunch. We created our own entertainment and it

was pretty much non stop. We kept constant fun going.

Wild Bunch Excitement:

Some of the things the Wild Bunch and Myself got into were

Naked Twisted in the piano bar and on the Beach Sun deck. It was awesome.

We broke the record of the most people in a room shower. It is now 20.

We still hold the record for the most nude people in the fountain out front

at 64. We also still hold the record for the most nude people in the General

offices at 51. Yes I was the one that stole security's bicycle and rode thru

the lobby at 1am , whistle in hand. The towel cart races were fun, but if you

try and duplicate this dont dump your passenger in the pool! And if you hear

Wild Walt was dancing at the nude pool wearing sequins and feathers, there is no

truth. But I will confirm that we were the ones in the piano bar dropping

water balloons on unsuspecting guests and staff. Oh and for lack of a towel

cart I grabbed a dinner cart once and gave "Leather" a ride. Lacy told me it

was for food only, but I tried to explain what I had on the cart "Could be

eaten", But I dont think Lacy was buying it. Anyway we had to cut the ride

a bit short. Also I managed to find a really large water gun, filling it with booze

for shots and actually "SHOOTING" shots for real was great fun. Seems it

was a big hit.

Movies to watch:

Would you believe someone actually brought a DVD player and DVD's to Hedo III?

I cant either, but it was a Life Saver. We were able to get them to open

the piano bar on one rainy day and hooked up the DVD to their tv system and

many were able to have some inside fun. And yes the sunshine guarantee kicked

in and all no sun days were awarded, so many of us will go on the next trip

at a big savings.

Wild Bunch Nudie Navie:

Our Wild Bunch Nudie Navy was created this year under the direction of Admiral

Andy. Due to the rain we were unable to make the well planned attach from the

beach on the prude side, But The Admiral did crash the Wet T shirt contest in

the main dining room and it was packed. (photos available) Crazy Shawn had the

crowd boo-ing but it did not hamper the arrack. Naked bodies followed admiral Andy

waving thr flag, and donning a sword and water pistol,

thru the dining room, accross the stage, around the far side, then into the main

lobby shooting water guns at everyone, then off to the quad where we did our

famous quad seige. Cheryl had purple rain drinks lined up for the rest of the group

and had the song "Purple Rain" Blairing on the CD. Yes I got into trouble

for all this, The staff made me promise I would not rush the lobby this year

nude. I DIDNT. I had my clothes on. SOMEBODY had to take photos, and Im not

one to break a promise -grin-.

Wars:

A Special thanks to Chuckie for bringing the funnellator. This was a gadget

designed to launch water balloons. I had doubts that it would work, But we

successfully launched water balloons from the nude area over Building 8 (the

blue building) and into the prude area and even hit the stage during the

Mr Carribean show. Awesome. The darn thing took 5 people to operate but

would amazing people as to where the water balloons were comeing from.

The Rooms:

Christine then told us she had upgraded every member of our gang to the all

natural building 600 so we could all be together. Totally Awesome! Building

600 is the place. We filled it and a few ended up in 700 and the quad which was really

nice too for those that wanted those room. Its Wild Bunch Week and the resort is

Sold out!!!!

The rooms are exquisite. REAL furniture, not the kind that requires fastening

to the wall for support. Mirrors on the ceiling in the bedroom area and the

bathroom both. The jacuzzi tub was great too. Our room was on the ground

floor right in front of the Nude pool,as usual, just steps away. You couldnt

ask for a better room. The layout of these rooms is perfect. On the ground

level we have front and rear doors. Of which we never locked or even closed

the poolside door as all our bunch were runing in a lot and many that had

farther away rooms left their things in out room.

The Hot tubs:

We found that the hottub at the nude pool smaller than II but more than

adequate. When we were at Hedo II we found that at night it was mostly empty.

But at Hedo III it was full most all night long. We found couples there till

daylight. About the only time it was ever totally empty was during the big

nightly events, which I will tell you more about later.

The clear bottom hottub didnt seem to get much use. and when it did was

only for a few minutes or so. The hottub at the main pool never had anyone

in it that we ever saw. It would seem that the hot was too hot much of the

time but 1 complaint to the bartender and it was adjusted in minutes. Even

at 4 am.

Water Slide:

Open 10 am to 5pm then 10pm to 5 am. We hit is most days screaming and

hollering at high noon. NAKED! Drew lots of attention and many photographers.

They told us not to do this but we did it anyway! <grin>. This slide

goes so darned fast you hardly know you went in. But you get a heck of

a rush. This is a must do!

The fountain Dip

We still hold the record for the most naked people in the fountain out front

of the hotel at 65. Of course we did it again this time.

Sex and PDA:

We all have sightings of sex about, and were even guilty ourselves. It would

seem the sex police were there but ignore these events. We saw it on the

nude beach pier almost daily. Under the waterfall at night. And on the

fountain table in the nude pool many times. In the loungers very often.

Across the ropes on the pier was popular by one couple. People say it is not

as much as Hedo 2, but they are wrong. Its more often, If you hear otherwise

its because you just went at a wrong time, or you missed the moment. Security

doesnt get onto folks for PDA at Hedo III like they do at Hedo II.

Of course the Nude Hottub always had it happening.

As usual, just let me catch a couple and my whistle goes off. I gotta get

everyone else watching the live show !!!!

The Beach:

Both the nude beach and the prude beach are man made so dont expect much.

But it is super nice and well done. Hedo III is built, I suppose on Rocks and

the water is really rough compared to H II. But personally I liked that.

Body shots:

Right on top of the bar at the nude pool almost everynight. A Body shot

is where one gets doused with Liquor and gets it licked off by another.

Our Gamemaster arrived at Mid Week this year, so he was able to renew many

of the body shot games that had already begun to play out.

The bartenders were always helpful in getting this going. Fun to watch

but more fun to participate in. We even had this happen a few times

at the main bar!

Pools:

All had activity most of the time. All have a swim up bar. But most action

was at the nude pool. Even smaller in size more fun was there. The main pool

have only a few people in it at a time. But even along side you could

find topless sunbathers and if you watch long enough you would always see

someone loose their clothes there too. At the quad pool, nothing much ever

happend. Mostly people just floating around. I recall at Hedo II several

pool guys always around but their pools hinged on turning green most of the

time. The pools at Hedo III are a crystal clear all the time, and you seldom

ever saw maintenance.

Music:

The speakers are All over the grounds everywhere. Except the nude pool. We

thought they sould be there too. Maybe even with a volume control at the

nude bar if it needs to be turned off.

Bars:

Well at least you can always get a drink. When we were at H II we couldnt get

a drink after about 11pm. They did have beer and daquari machines around. But

at HIII the Nude Bar was open till 5 am. And even then if you wanted something

after that all we had to do was go to the front desk and they sent it all out

to us. We had ladies asking for 5am champaigne.!!! The drinks also come much

faster at Hedo III. Looks as if the bars are bigger and are better staffed.

Always a place to sit too! We had no troube ever getting a drink at Hedo

III. They even had waitresses bringing them to you along the pool. When the

bartender had time he would even come out and wait on you! Watch for Andre

too he puts on a good show while making a drink.

Disco:

We always had a good time, Music a bit loud for me though. But still fun.

The solution would be to sit out on the disco balcony!

I think its too small though. Maybe would be better if the diso was

on the ground level rather than up stairs.

The See thru water slide runs thru the disco

but they go thru so fast you never see much more than a blur. Get on the

disco balcony and you can see people going up to slide and and look over the rail

and see them hit the water below.

Pj and Theme nights:

Our presence just made it that much more enjoyable. Monday night is a big

night for us as its 70's night. Our whole gang was dressed to the 9's in 70's

fashion. Tuesday night was Jammy night but we adopted it as Leather and Lite

night and Fetish night I went as a chained slave to my wife. Our own Admiral

Andy and his wife did the same and they won best couple that night. As is usually

my style, I was also passing out and decorating all the folks in the disco with

glow sticks. Wed is bare as you dare and we again did it in high fashion. And

Thursday is our toga night. But on Friday its masquarade night and our group

adopted the theme of Cave man and cave woman. We all looked great.

Food & Restaurants:

Our group hit the italian restaurant one night. The Japanese on another night

Both weres great and really nice

I would recommend

smaller groups for that nice evening at the italian dinner <G>.

Gotta admit, food was great.

Superior is the best way to describe them both. Many in the group made reservations

all week at both of them which worked out well as we could not all get in at the

same time.

Entertainment:

The poolside games were almost non existent this time. It rained solid for 6

days of our trip this time. But we entertained ourselves very well! Thats the

advantage of being there with a big group.

and kept us going. Teddy Bear was also a big hit with our group in the past but

he was out of town this time.

Fun:

We had so much fun I screamed and hollered the 1st day, so I spent the next

day getting my voice back. Only to loose it again. No Problem I wound

up with a whistle! (Everyone hated me all week) <just kidding>. The people

at Hedo II are kidding them selves if they think they have it overall than

at III. If you want to stay to yourself or with the people you came with

Got to Hedo II. If you want to be included in everything got to III. Our

gang got bigger as the week went on and we made some new and great friends.

I think that at Hedo III they are looking for people to have fun and let go

as compared to Hedo II where they may have it set in stone how they want

everything to run.

Security:

Near perfect. I recall at Hedo II getting in trouble everything I went

into a nude area, with shorts on. But at Hedo III the security will wait

just long enough to see if you are a gawker or going to stay around awhile

and they would talk to you accordingly. All to say if you wanted to stop

at the nude area to say hi to someone while fully clothed no problem! I

guess I would say good use of common sense was well used! I also saw

security personal in some wierd places, you could always see one from

most anywhere you were day or night. You dont have to think they are near

you can see them.

Staff Members we want to recognize:

Mr Levee the GM, Steve the PR Manager, Crazy Shawn, Christine, Karla, Leslie,

My personal favorite the cuban babe named Xaixara. (Tried to get her to run away with me

to Jamaica but it didnt work like it does on American girls) And there are dozens

of others at the resort.

We could go on and on. But I would rate this resort 1 Star better than any

resort I have ever been to. The Tops. The people there made it better.

The staff Absoutely fantastic. Nothing can top this!

And finally I could start listing names of the 138 members of the group that were

there and I would be a while, let me just say, Thank you all for allowing

me to share mine and Cheryl's vacation with you and yours!

Walter & Cheryl

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