This was our second trip to Hedo III with the Cavedwellers and it just keeps getting better. We don’t know how Hedo III was when it first opened, but it has been in operation long enough and has enough repeaters to develop its own identity.
Whether you go as a member of a group or e-mail people from one visitor list or another, it is nice to already have friends on arrival. Being with a group doesn’t mean you are a clique and exclude everyone else. We all made many new friends there who will try to go with us next time and want to keep in touch in the meantime.
We like to travel early, even if it means getting to the airport at 5:00am. That gets us to Hedo in time to enjoy some of the day. We had three Cavedweller couples on the flights to Miami and on to MoBay. Flight was early for a change and Customs was a breeze. Our large bus was pretty full with most going to Hedo. Philip applying temporary Cavedweller tattoos to the ladies on the bus made the trip enjoyable.
A number of friends were waiting in the lobby when we arrived. Check-in did not take too long and our room was ready. Our friends from New Orleans put their bags in our room until theirs was ready. No problem, mon. We unpacked and headed to the pool. The plan was to see everyone for about an hour, have a drink and something from the grill, and then nap for a couple of hours. So much was happening that we didn’t leave the pool until after 7:30pm. We were all to meet in the main dining room for dinner but Jeffrey said she couldn’t go anymore and hit the bed. I went to dinner but also made it an early night.
The next day started the usual daily routine. Up for breakfast in time for Jeffrey to make the 9:00am scuba dive. When she went to the dive shack, I went to the pool to secure a lounge for the day. She would come back a little after 10:00, have a quick drink and go on the 11:00 dive. About noon she would be back tired and hungry for a salad at the nude bar grill. The dive routine didn’t change except for Wednesday when she added a night dive to the agenda. Thirteen dives in six days was all of that she could handle.
Sunday night was a group dinner at Munahana and on to the Battle of the Sexes. Six of us were watching the action when the three ladies got up and left without saying a word. After about 20 minutes, I told the guys that the ladies were not coming back, were in one of our rooms doing something fun, and that we ought to be there too. These two “brains” said that we should wait a little longer. Like an idiot, I agreed. When we did find them, one had just left to look for us and the other two were worn out and wanted to sleep. Last time I listened to those two guys all trip. To the piano bar and pool.
Monday was the day it rained most of the day. We all did get a “Sunshine Certificate” for that day. After lunch, three couples decided to go to our room to “chat”. We overlooked the Quad pool where all the single guys spent the day playing serious volleyball (in their suits, of course). Once, I went to the window and asked them to “Hold it down, people were trying to f*** up here.” Went right over their heads. The three ladies stood in the open window naked and no one paid any attention. Jeffrey broke out some very skimpy costumes she brought and they all put one on. This time when they went to the window everyone stopped and whistled. Go figure. The girls dubbed themselves the “Pussy Patrol” and visited both the Quad and nude pools to show off their new uniforms. Big hit.
Tuesday was PJ night. The Cavedwellers took almost every prize in every category. One of the “Pussy Patrol” wore her outfit and won first prize for “Most Revealing”. I did notice one positive thing. This was the day the Playboy people started coming in. I was outside the disco talking to friends when about six Playboy people came up the stairs. As they passed us, one guy said, “If they say anything, we’ll tell them this is what we sleep in.” Romeo stopped them at the door and would not let them pass. Nothing would change his mind. Way to go Romeo.
Wednesday was the day of disaster. I am the person that Ralph mentioned got a ring caught on the slide and almost lost a finger. A Cavedweller who is a doctor and his wife who is a nurse were on the slide with me and took over immediately. I can’t thank them enough but will try when we get them down here for Mardi Gras. I don’t think anyone had the presence of mind to take a picture of a naked doctor working on a naked patient, being assisted by a naked nurse. Everything will be OK but my ring wearing and sliding days are over (maybe).
Thursday was spent around the pool. All of the promises of “sympathy sex” I received the previous day after the slide accident were, of course, totally forgotten. “I told you I would do WHAT?” was heard often. The bartender at the Quad told someone that she was lonely and would we come visit. Ann-Marie and Suzzette were off that day so we invaded. We soon had a 28 couple body shot arranged on the bar. Actually is was 28 ½ couples because a nice single guy attached himself to Jeffrey so she had to do double duty. We all changed places and the ladies got to have shots licked off of them. (Another record, Ralph?) Toga night was fun. Especially when one Cavedweller lady (we see you C) did a naked lap dance/body shot on her husband and several Cavedweller guys showed “proper respect” for Playboy by donning bunny ears and tails and dancing around the floor. Way to go guys.
Friday was the last full day for most of us, so we made the most of it. We all wore “cave” costumes to dinner and decided to go to the hot tub earlier than usual. We had a 3:00am bus, so we decided to just stay up. In the hot tub, one of our ladies was sitting in her husband’s lap and put a leg on each side of my head. (We will see you guys Mardi Gras, too). There were two single guys sitting right next to us. As we were putting on a show, I clearly heard one of the guys explaining to his friend why it was permissible for me to do that but not for them. His reasons made a lot of sense, but I almost had to laugh. They will do well down there.
All in all, it was a great time and we can’t wait to get back.