Megan - March, 2002

As a young female travelling alone, I must admit, I was a little nervous.  I had been to Jamaica before so I knew what to expect as far as the trip from Montego Bay is concerned.  If you get sick easy DON'T SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT!  It may seem like a good idea but, trust me, it's not.

Upon arrival at the resort, I was greeted with a friendly attitude and was in my room within 15 minutes.  Which, by the way, was located on the Nude side.  Looking out the window at night can be better than TV.  :)

So, after digging out my swimsuit, I went for a stroll.  I pretty much only made it about 100 yards when I decided the pool looked far too inviting to be surpassed.  So, off went the clothes and I bellied up to the pool bar for my first of what would become many Sex on the Beach.  Tasty stuff!  Having met half the nude side in under an hour I threw my clothes back on and wandered off for dinner on the Prude side.  The food in Pastafari was awful.  I mean really, really bad.  And the service was questionable at best.  But I wasn't really too hungry anyway.  I stayed up until 6:00 am soaking in the nude hottub.  Slept until Noon and then started over again.

Like Tia said, Bill, Maddy, Sam and Leela were great!  Nothing like a Nude Slide to sober someone up.  A piece of advice...arch your back when going down the slide.  There are a couple of seams capable of removing many layers of skin.  And really, after one too many drinks, you don't notice it anyway.

Nighttime entertainment came in many forms.  John Paul and Denise should be honerary Entertainment staff.  They put on some great shows of their own.  Romeo is a doll!  He really goes out of the way to make you feel special.  And even though I went alone, I was never by myself.  Everyone was very friendly and happy to talk about anything!  Denny and Debbie win the award for sweetest couple.  Happy 25th guys!  And of all places to meet someone, I found Joe.  Being single there is fun, you never know who you're going to meet.  Thanks Joe...for everything.  :)

All in all, I had a great time!  5 days was long enough, I could feel the brain cells ebbing away.  But I'm ready to go back!  This time I'll pack less clothing, more sunscreen and I'll work on my toga.

-Megan