Hedonism 3 Hedo Libido's
DeAnna and I were planning our second trip to Hedo 3 for January and were invited to join the group Hedo Libidos, great group by the way, (looking forward to next years trip?). We had originally planned on going Jan 18-22 ( we have children and can only get child care for five days at a time), and had some friends, Brent and Allyson, that could go the following week so we rearranged and rebooked for Jan 25-29. Left early Jan 25 on US Airways out of Asheville NC for an uneventful flight except for the four hour layover in Charlotte and the confiscation of DeAnna's tweezers in Asheville.It was on this flight that we met Harry,who won his trip on the playboy channel (see it does pay to watch this channel) and could not bring his girlfriend, although as I remember it he did not seem too lonely, so to make it up to her said that he was going to marry her sooner, right Harry? Arrived in MBJ at 2 pm and was whisked off to the resort with the usual stop at the beer,gange, restroom facilities, then on to the resort. Arrived and were assigned to the 600 block (excellent rooms overlooking the nude pool) last time we got rooms overlooking the sewer treatment plant so this was a great change. Undressed and off to the nude pool to meet fellow Hedo Libidos, met TJ and Jane, Jay and Teri, and others (too many Hummingbirds). TJ invited us to eat at Pastafari's with him and Jane and Lee and Cathy which we gladly accepted. After a great time at Pastafari with much revelry it was time to dress for Jungle themed masquerade night. DeAnna and I dressed as Baboons (Mandrils, Brent!!!) with red asses and all and were on our way. Stopped at the Piano bar and hung and drank for a while till the disco opened, then on to the disco for a ""wild time"" and dancing with the Jungle Creatures and Island People. If you are there check out the red ass prints on the bench to the right of the dancing cage. We still havent figured out what TJ was with the giraffe on his head. After too many White Russians it was out for the evening!! Day two we pretty much just lay around and floated and I begged for the hurting head to stop the first half of the day. On this day we met Liz and enjoyed her company for dinner with Allyson and Brent and I tried to see if I could eat all the grilled lobster. Later as we were hanging around the main bar Liz came by and thanked us for playing cupid, LOL!!! After this it was pretty much piano bar, disco, hot tub, and bed although maybe not in this order. The main thing that stands out in my mind about this day was seeing Kathy (of Don and Kathy) dancing at the disco to the song "Who let the dogs out" and Don trying to keep her in her dress as she was dancing and doing Tae Bo at the same time. Day three DeAnna and Allyson met Steve and Pauline from the UK at the pool bar and started a conversation during which DeAnna told them about my piercing and promised to show it to Pauline later which she did as soon as I met them. Later we had supper with them at Pastafari for a really enjoyable evening ( a jolly good time, chap). Day four DeAnna and I decided to take a side trip to Dunns River Falls and Ocho Rios and had a great time with Don and Kathy. Later we got back to the resort and found certain people (read, TJ and Jane, Lee and Cathy and Brent and Allyson)at the bar doing body shots. After a few games in the hot tub we had dinner reservations with these same people at the Japanese rest,minus the body shots, and finishing off this meal with Sake (wow)!! On the way out we hooked up with Pauline and Steve and Don and Kathy for some Buttery Nipple shots at the main bar, and here we found how many of the ladies could lick their nipples and the proper British way to say "f*****g". From here we went to the the hot tub and enjoyed some local "groceries" (right Kathy?). Then it was on to the piano bar and the great visit from the "King Elvis" and on to the disco for some dancing and Viagra (which I still have yet to take). From here it was rest in the hot tub where I was given a thorough physical examination by Lee. After sitting and talking to TJ and Jane till it was their bed time and almost everyone else left DeAnna and I decided to enjoy ourselves (or each others selves )on the lounge chairs next to the beach and fell asleep till 5am. Day five was just getting ready to go home to recover which we are still doing. Thanks to all the great people that we met, it would not have been the same without you. We will definitly be going back next year and we sure hope to see some of you all there.
Lowell and DeAnna from North Carolina