Scratch and Drmryder’s trip report (Lee and Bonnie)
Hedo 3
May 6 – 15th
We know! This report is WAY overdue.
Wow… so much to write! First let me say that I wish I didn’t have to leave and the second day we were there, I wanted to plan on coming back.
Flight –
We flew out of Chicago on the 6:20 am flight, which means a 4:00 am airport arrival. There were upgrades available for first class and we just looked at each other and figured what the heck! It’s our honeymoon and we want to be spoiled. We got our tickets, checked our bags and headed to the security section to pass through the x-rays. No problems what so ever and soon we were headed to the gate. We sat and waited while people watching the group arriving to the gate. Wondering who was going to Hedo with us. Found out that no one was, but it was fun trying to figure out who was going where.
Flight was wonderful. We flew Air Jamaica. We were in first class and anyone who has never flown that way must do it at least once. Our upgrade wasn’t expensive. We landed on time and got through customs and found our way to the Apple rep.
Trip to Hedo –
On to the Super Clubs section and then told to stand in the area they wanted us to for anyone going to Hedo. We shared a van with another couple going to Breezes in Runaway Bay. We had some very entertaining singing and a history lesson from our driver. The entertainment included the Jamaica National Anthem, a Bob Marley song or two, and a history of the Jamaican flag and the people we were passing. We stopped once for the Red Stripe – must have and we were off again.
We Arrived! –
We were at Hedo at noon and the room wasn’t ready. So we stopped at the bathrooms, changed out of our blue jeans and put on swimsuits. Followed where people got towels, jumped into the prude pool, found a stool and ordered these famous Dirty Bananas. YUM!
We had a meeting with our Apple rep (Gary) scheduled for us at 12:45, nice guy and very informative. Checked on our room again – not ready yet so we decided to venture around. Found every place we’ve been reading about and took a look at the gift shops. Stopped back and our room was ready. We got the red cords with our room key and were accompanied to our room by a wonderful woman named Leslie.
Our Room –
Our luck we got room 614! Doors opened to the nude pool and despite a hedge blocking a view of the pool itself we could see further away from the pool. The room was what everyone said it was. Nice mirrors, hee hee. It was clean with a creatively folded towel on the bed adorned with a flower. This was the case everyday.
Getting Nude –
So now we are in our room, we have a view of many of the chairs and there are people out there! We looked at each other and said ‘ well… let’s get naked!’ Suntan lotion coating everything SPF30, big Packer Mugs, a good pair of sandals, sunglasses, quick release clothes and a book. We head out. We find a set of chairs next to the pool, and with a deep breath we drop our clothes. We grab our mugs and head to the bar. Took maybe 5 minutes to feel comfortable and after that…. Clothing was avoided at all costs!
Champagne – Being that it was our Honeymoon we booked the honeymoon package and received champagne in our room 5 days straight. We didn’t figure on 5 days straight and we shared our first bottle with the group we had just met. Of course we were headed to get our first eats and they wouldn’t toast us unless I showed my coochie and then give Lee a blowjob and he return the favor. We have to thank Crazy Sean for all of that!
Activities –
So many to name so many were available! The daily activities were great. I met Ed and Nancy the first day when Ed had to touch as many women’s left breast that were in the pool. There was the shot hour hosted by the EC’s. Take my word for it, do not let Romeo make shots. I think he was experimenting on us, but he has great toasts!
Some of the activities we participated in…. Reggae dancing - learn and then compete, wet t-shirt contest, beach Olympics, pool Olympics, toga night, bare as you dare, pj party, masquerade, battle of the sexes, something having to do with a thong, rump shaking and best nips, best floater, etc…. I know I missed several! Oh yeah! A few more like naked water sliding, body shots and participating in the sing-a-long/karaoke up at the piano bar!
We won some Coconut Rum and plenty of Hedo bucks and with the help of Andrea whom we met there… we saved up 1.3 million Hedo bucks! WOO HOO!
We never did go snorkeling or diving. We kept hearing that even though it’s beautiful out, the weather was bad for that stuff. Oh well, something to look forward to for next time!
EC’s
We can’t say enough about them! Romeo, Lacy, Bootie-Liscious (Keisha), Crazy Sean, Teddy Bear, Fantasy, Tek, Michael and Sly. They work their butts off and they remember you. Most of the time they remember your name. They in themselves made all that wanted to feel welcome, feel welcome. They are wonderful, hard working, patient and most of all fun loving! I wish we could have more people like that in the world!
Food
It is just like everyone else has written about. Pastafari’s is delicious. Nothing like pasta after a day of drinking! We also went to Munahana’s and the meal there was great. We both tried the sushi, something that we would not usually do. It was good, but beware that the little green blob on the plate is really, really hot and is suppose to be put on the rest of the food – not eaten by itself like Lee found out and 3 glasses of water later told us not to eat!
Scotch Bonnet was one of our favorites for the jerked foods. I am trying to find a jerk sauce or make a jerk sauce that comes close but nothing so far. Main dining room has such a variety of foods that you can’t go away from the buffets with at least something you might like.
Drinks
Always plentiful and always good. We tried many of the traditional ones and then after awhile we just ordered by color. The green one we became fond of is called Serena’s Special – only she knew what was in it! I think we’ve come close to it back home here – but nothing taste as good as Serena’s. The bartenders were fun loving, pleasant and must have heard every song that is played in the resort because they were always singing! Many thanks to Ann-Marie, Suzette, and Serena for keep our Packer Big Mugs filled!
People
We met some of the nicest, friendliest people you would ever want to meet. Amazing how you tend to look people in the eye more when your talking while nekkid. Thanks to all of you who helped make our Honeymoon great. Joe & DeAnn, Ed & Nancy, Andrea, Keith & Pam, Kevin & Sam, Marshal & Julie, Dave and Theresa, Tom & Heidi, and any others that I may have missed. We hope to see some of you again next year.
Sex
Save the best for last. There was plenty of it going on. Not so blatant during the day, but at night you could get an eyeful. Let’s just say that the pussy fountain and table got a good workout. And the hot tub saw its share of action. Since this was our first nude experience, we decided to keep things a little more private. The stars are beautiful from the end of the pier. Some of the areas of the pool work well also. Wet Platinum is THE BEST! We even turned some people on to it that had never heard of it.
Leaving
In a word – sucked. We had such a good time we didn’t want to leave. And we had to put clothes back on! Yuck! But anyway, the trip home was good. It was nice to be able to sit in the First Class lounge to wait. Comfy leather couches and free drinks. I would definitely suggest upgrading to First Class if you can. It’s worth it.
We are already planning a return trip to paradise. Wearing clothes sucks. And if you’re wondering why this trip report is so late, blame it on a severe case of DIF.
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