Jim & Joyce - December, 2001

We went on our second trip to Hedo III December 15-22, 2001. My husband Jim and I had gone the previous December for 5 days……. had such a fantastic time that we had to go again, except this time for a full week.  On our first trip we met a couple, Michael and MaryLynn from Texas. In the three days we spent with them, we found we had so much in common, thoroughly enjoyed their company and have become very good friends. We decided to meet back at III this past December. 

Our planes arrived at Sangster Airport within minutes of each other.  Started the trip off with hugs and kisses and let out a big WooooooooooHooooooooooo in the baggage area!  The bus ride included several other people headed to H3, and a few to Breezes.  Stocked with Red Stripe, we set off! 

Arriving at Hedo was like going home!  Within minutes we were hollering to Crazy Sean. We did some catching up with him on staff that was still working there.  Only a few remained, but he assured us the new entertainers would take care of us.  Moments later…….a sight for sore eyes…….the beloved Romeo!  Seeing that hard body and devilish smile sent MaryLynn and I reeling!  You gotta love Romeo!!  Now for the ladies……oh the ladies!  Lacey is just the cutest little thing going, and I love the way her titties bounce when she’s dancing!  She gave me a mean little lap dance, quite enjoyable!  Exotica………mmmmmmmmm Exotica.  Jim and Jimmyshit were quite enamoured by little Miss Exotica, the hot little package that she was. I’m sure they would have liked to have “tag-teamed” her!  Fantasy- tall, sleek , slender Fantasy----Michael wanted his way with her, and MaryLynn probably would have let him! 

The week was spent hanging by the pool- nude side of course, drinking, soaking up that wonderful Jamaican sun and making new friends. Nobody makes better drinks than AnneMarie…….best bartender there is!  It is amazing how you have the best conversations when you’re naked!  Nudity takes away the need to “put on airs”. Can’t hide it---it’s there for all to see!   

Played some fun games by the pool with Crazy Sean, Fantasy (Michael was interested in climbing her legs, really liked that tall sleek body!) and Teddy Bear (I wouldn’t mind cuddling in bed with that kind of bear).  The “f—k name” game and group body shots were awesome.  The group “couchie bark” game and mass water slide run was great fun, Miss Nude Hedo 3 was truly memorable, me giving people Amaretto shots without a shot glass tasted sweet, and the late night hottub Truth or Dare was something all in itself!  It was quite a sight watching MaryLynn rub sunscreen lotion on Romeo’s back….using her body, not her hands. Jim, Michael and I all were graced with the same offering! Lap dancing Anthony (from the reception desk) in the Piano Bar was nice for me, and hopefully for him! 

Met great people both through this website before arriving and while there……Kristen and Robb, Terri and Mark, Mikey and Maria, Derry and Connie, Mona and Shane, Jan-Michael, Bruce, my buddy Kahuna (Jim) and certainly the greatest smile there is and the cutest little Atlanta peach ….Jimmyshit! 

We found the resort to be a little less staffed, but didn’t notice any real negatives from that.  The food at both Munahana (my personal favorite) and Pastafari’s was excellent.  My boy Gregory at the helm of the nude grill was incredible.  Damn he made one mean grilled cheese and tomato sandwich!!  Was quite nice to look at and kissed nice too!! 

Glenn, The Piano Bar man is incredible.  Made you feel right at home, even when you can’t sing!  Really got the crowd going.  And every time he said “Ohhhhhhhh Shit!” we about busted a gut! 

We participated in all the theme nights, but we were in the minority.  Many of the guests didn’t seem too interested in joining in….Oh well, their loss…We even won the couples toga contest. 

Probably the only disappointment was in the disco each night.  Very few patrons.  Then when there was a decent sized group in there, the DJ switched music gears and started playing music that nobody cared for.  It ended up that most people left early, or didn’t go in at all.  Because of the small size of the group, very few people participated in the theme nights. Would have been more fun if more took part in the theme nights. 

The accommodations were fine and even though were brief periods of rain each day, the Jamaican sun, friendliness of the staff and all around good time was sure as hell better than the cold weather in Boston!!  For one week we were people - not parents, naked – not clothed, and wild as we wanted to be. 

Already planning to go back this year, probably December 7-14th.  We’ll check with some of the others we’ve met to see if they’ll be joining us.  Hey, why not start the party at home and continue it in Jamaica!

Jim & Joyce