Chuck & Virg - November, 2001

 
Chuck n Virg    Spanksgiving Week 2001  11/20 - 11/26
 
        WE SAW NAKED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Hell, we were naked people and had the time of our lives! 
 
This was our first trip to Jamaica and Hedo.  We flew in on a red eye from LA and arrived in Mobay around 6:30 am on Tuesday.  We were offered pot before we even got to customs.  Customs was easy, 5 minutes tops.  Since we were early, we were the only one on the van to H3.  After the first 20 near head on collisions, the driver states, "In Jamaica, we share the road."  No problem, mon.  After an hour and a half, we arrived at H3.  Checked in without a problem. 
 
Our room on the Quad was nice, but had a little mildew smell.  We soon found the dehumidifier on the AC.  We took a quick tour of the property to get oriented.  The gardens were green and plush and well maintained.  Then we found the nude side! 
 
    I SEE NAKED PEOPLE, THERE EVERYWHERE.  SOME DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAKED!
 
Not to make anyone uncomfortable by gawking, we quickly moved on and grabbed some brunch.  Since we spent all night traveling we took a few hours nap so we could party later.  We woke mid afternoon, grabbed our insulated mugs, and headed for the nude side.  We grabbed some chairs and stripped down.  The resort was maybe half full so finding spots was easy. 
 
There were people of every shape size and color around the pool.  Nothing wild going on, but it was the middle of the afternoon.  It took no time at all to start meeting people.  We started drinking dirty bananas and having fun.  Virg was always the first to jump up when one of the entertainment directors asked for volunteers.   Participating in the games was another way of making friends, sometimes up close and personal.  ;)   We spent the rest of the afternoon lounging and making new friends.  By the time dinner rolled around, we had a party of 8. 
   
Dinner at Pastafari's was first rate.  Everyone was fun and flirtatious.  We retired to the cocktail lounge for a few more after dinner and then got ready for the pajama party.  We went to the Disco which was freezing!  The only way to stay warm was to dance (with a warm body).  So we danced for hours.  I won 2nd for best PJs.  Somehow I got beat by a chick!  Can you believe it?!?!?!  I was wearing a G-String with and parrot head on the front with bright feathers.  (Not what I typically wear to bed, but had to wear something) 
  
After the Disco, we headed over to the nude hot tub to relax (About 1:00am).  There was lots of activity in the hot tub.  Some guy getting a BJ on the side, some women on women, some getting massaged, some watching, and some just talking like they were in their living rooms.  We refreshed our drinks and joined in the fun.  We met some new friends and partied in our room until 3:30. 
 
 SINCE I'M NOT A  NOVELIST, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE A DAILY ACCOUNT OF EVERY ACTIVITY.
 
The 2nd day we made our way to the nude pool early.  We brought a bunch of temporary tattoos of every size, color and shape.  WHAT A GREAT WAY TO MEET PEOPLE!    They were having us stick tattoos on them everywhere (boobs, asses, dicks, etc).  Then they would send back their friends to get one!   Later we did a nude run on the waterslide.
 
That night were went to Benihanas and had a great dinner with more new friends.  By far the best food at the resort and lots of fun.  Later on we discovered the piano bar.  We were in the Disco which was almost vacant.  There was our dinner party of 4 couples and about 15 single guys.  We stepped outside to warm up and saw naked women dancing on top the piano bar.  We quietly rounded up "our group" and headed to the piano bar.
 
As virgins in the piano bar, you're required to sing.  I'm not a great singer, but kept on getting requested throughout our stay.  It was a blast.  Glenn the pianist is the best! His famous saying of "Oh, Shit!" when a virgin begins to sing off key. 
 
Afterwards we headed to the hot tub again.  More activity, more fun, more sex.
 
And so our vacation at Hedo went.  We would wake around 10:00.  Grab our chairs at the pool.  Eat breakfast, drink lunch.  Have fun playing games around the pool and hot tub such as Truth or Dare, Making Human Sundaes, Pass the Cucumber, Body Painting and Body Shots just to mention a few.  Daily Nude Slide Run.  Eat dinner, sing at the piano bar, dance at the disco, and go to the hot tub.
 
Here are some other highlights and a few low lights of the trip
 
Highlights:
-    New Hedo Friends
-    We won best Toga couple
-    I won Mr. Hot Bod  (It ain't that great)
-    Virg participated in the wet T-shirt contest
-    Watching the girl from Argentina walk around the pool. 
-    Getting my clothes ripped off while singing "Bad to the Bone" on top the bar on Karaoke night
-    Group sex every night!  (Other than one, had Bob Marley's revenge the last night at Hedo)
-    Saw an S&M Demo.  (Virg volunteered of course to participate)
-    $3M in Hedo bucks
-    Staff bringing everyone around to see our Group Sex Door Hanger
-    Spanksgiving Day "Nude" Parade
-    Virg faking the big "O" with Dangerous (what a guy :)
-    Converting prudes to nudes!
-    Nude Slide Runs!
 
Lowlights:
-    Too many single aggressive guys and day pass locals
-    Bob Marley's Revenge
-    Waterfall and Fountain on the nude side did not work
-    Disco was freezing
-    Lost dinner reservations twice
-    Management lost the order for Virg's cake and flowers for our 7th Wedding Anniversary
-    Had to go home :-(
 
Recommendations
-    Take a tour offsite once (i.e. Dunn River Falls)
-    Bring and wear costumes for the nightly festivities
-    Tan before you go. It definitely helps cut down on sunburn especially on the nude side
-    Bring toys, lots and lots of toys! Ones that work under water are great ;)
-    Insulated mugs are a must
-    Make dinner reservations daily unless you want the buffet
-    Participate in as many activities to win Hedo Bucks...the rum is worth it and friends are endless!
-    Have an open mind. Don't judge anyone by their appearance.
-    Don't bring long pants.  Won't use em, don't need em.
-    Don't mix too many sweet drinks.  (Virg learned the hard way)
 
We had a blast and plan on going back soon.  Many thanks to the Entertainment Coordinators and staff.  Peace and Love for all of our new Hedo Friends:  Frank&Elise, Bobby&Rick, Nigel&Cindy, Laura&John, Tony&Victoria, Tom&Gloria, Paul&Patrice, Courtney and her sister Tracy, Harry&Susan, Peter&Gayle (Mrs. Bo Jangles), Earl, Luscious, and everyone else who made our visit special.  Please forgive us for those we didn't mention.  See you all on the flip side!
 
Hedonistically yours,
 
Chuck n Virg