After the plane flight and sprint through Miami airport, we finally arrived in Jamaica for the second time.  We had a bus all to ourselves, and after flying all night, I actually managed to fall asleep, much to my husband's amazement.  No stops for red stripe, just get us to the resort.

 

Check in was a breeze.  They had us in a second floor by the quad pool.  We asked if we could be moved to the ground floor.  No problem! 

 

Didn't do much the first night except eat in the main dining room.  Food was as good as I remembered it.  We heard that the wild buch had been running out naked and jumping in the fountain whenever a bus arrived.  I felt kind of neglected that we weren't treated to that sight!

 

Friday we headed to the nude pool.  I became hooked on hummingbirds.  I was ordering them two at a time!  We played freaky picks.  You draw a number out of a hat (from 1 - 20) and then they start at 1 and depending on your number, you either win a prize or have to do something...  Since I drew #20, I knew I was in trouble!  Everyone was having a great time.  Four ladies (including me) had #20.  We had to suck each others breasts.  No problem!  I know my husband enjoyed the sight!

 

I ran back to the room to change for the wet T-shirt contest.  Having been in it last year, I knew what to expect.  I tried to tell the other contestants that if they wanted to win, they should basically do a lap dance for the guys sitting by the stage.  No one listened to me.  I was 12 out of 13, so I was behind the stage, watching as one by one, the ladies just strutted past the guys, who are also the judges.  When they called my name, I came out wearing a large white t-shirt and baggy shorts.  The minute I was on stage, off came the t-shirt.  I was wearing a white bra that is so sheer it's see-through when it's dry, let alone wet!  I went down the stairs, turned my back to the first guy and dropped my shorts.  Yep, I had on the matching g-string.  I had a blast, burying one guys head in my breasts, grinding against another guy, bending over another guy's lap for a spanking.  One guy just stared at me as I licked my breasts and told me I had just bought the judge.  When I got back on stage, one of the girls looked at me and said, "You actually did it!"  Yep, I play to win!

 

They picked 5 finalists, and I was one of them.  The first girl had to pick a guy and girl from the audience.  Then she laid down on a towel and they put chocolate sauce on her breasts, neck, navel, and toes and had the two lick it off her.  My turn was next.  I picked two guys and two girls.  They had me lay down and put ice cream on my neck, breasts, stomach, crotch, thighs and toes.  I made sure I was wiggling seductively as I was licked and sucked.  One guy did a dive for the crotch, so I wrapped my thigh around his head.  The audience LOVED it!  The entertainment crew was tapping him on the shoulder, saying, "No penetration, you pervert!"  He swore there was ice cream down there. 

 

I took a quick shower when they were done.  The next two girls had to pick two guys from the audience.  The girls had to sit in chairs and the guys had to do a lap dance for them.  It looked kind of lame.  The last girl, whom I had met at the nude pool, had to pick a girl.  She chose me.  I had to hold a large carrot tipped in chocolate at my crotch, while she went down on it.  I used my free hand to grab her hair and started thrusting the carrot at her.  She took third place.  I took first.

 

Now, if you are thinking that I have a great body, you are wrong!  I am 5'7" and weigh 170 lbs.  Definitely no Barbie!  The difference between winning and losing is ATTITUDE!

 

Saturday, the rest of the group I was in, Kink in the Caribbean, showed up.  So did the rain.  Most of the week, I was busy with Kink activities.  It made me glad I was with that group, since most of our activities were indoors, so the rain wasn't as noticeable.  One thing about the rain... no bugs! 

 

Wednesday night was Halloween, and it was great to see so many unique costumes.  My husband's costume took second place in the scary costume, and we received a voucher for three days, two nights.  Add that to the two rain day voucher, and we now have 5 days coming to us.  We're almost set for next year.

 

Friday night, Kink put on a show for the resort.  We had a comedian/magician/fire eater for an MC all through the week for our Kink activities, and he put on a show for the resort.  We also had Rubber Boy, the contortionist who folds himself into an 18" box.  I had seen a documentary on him, but seeing him live was awesome!

 

Saturday, we sat on the edge of the nude hot tub and played some games.  The first one consisted of picking a sexual gesture.  Then one person would do their own gesture, then some one else's.  The person would have to do their gesture, then another persons.  It was a lot of fun.  The next game consisted of pointing to a person and asking them a sexual question.  That person would have to point to another person, and ask them another question.  No answering the questions allowed.  If you hesitated, you had to sit in the hot tub, taken out of the game.  It came down to two people, the photographer from Hustler and myself.  Yep, yours truly finally stumped him!  The third game was called "I never..."  You basically have to say you never...and come up with something.  Then, anyone who actually had done that activity had to sit in the hot tub, out of the game.  My husband was the last person in line, and he said, "I've never smoked marijuana."  We were the only two left sitting on the edge!

 

So bottom line:  we had a terrific time!  The food in all the restaurants was great, the entertainment crew were friendly and fun, and despite the rain, we had an absolute blast.  We are planning on going back next year, same time, and renewing our vows!

 

Rosemarie