Ricky & Lisa - 01/01

Jan. 25- Feb. 1 We had a great time at Hedo III. Sorry to be back home. We flew Air Jamaica and I must say it was wonderful. We upgraded to First Class and that made all the difference. More leg room and they start spoiling you right away. I highly recommend it and it is not that much more, from Atlanta it was $180 per person round trip. Arrival was great, and in no time we were on our way. The van ride was rather exciting, the road is awful and they drive like maniacs. We had a couple of Red Stripe stops. The bad news is that it started raining on the way, which was just the beginning of the bad weather. We arrived at Hedo III and check in was a breeze. The package we were on was to get the best room available upon check-in. We had read all the trip reports about buildings 6-7. They were full, so we ended up in 8 on the ground floor (813). It turned out to be the best building in our estimation. Close to everything, walk out the back door to the walkway to the nude side, and it was quiet at night (except for the tree frogs!). We loved the room. Thursday it poured down rain all day. We were not stopped, though, and spent most of the afternoon in the hot tub with the rain falling on our head. Had to cover our drinks with our hands to keep them from getting watered down, but it was fun. That night was Toga night, and the only glitch was that we did not get our sheets until almost 7:00. Dinner was great and the talent show was fabulous, especially the Elvis impersonator. Friday was still a bit rainy, on and off showers all day, but everyone still had a great time. Games went on and people were crazy. I was coerced by hubby to compete in the Wet T-Shirt contest and had so much fun. Thanks to the staff for the shots before the competition to bolster our confidence. We all acted crazy, which is the best thing to do so you have fun. The masquerade party was that night, but we missed it. Saturday was just really cloudy. The hot tub felt great because it was almost a little cool out. That evening they had a tarot card/palm reader--Majesty. He is excellent. We had a reading with him another time we were in Jamaica, and there were several things that came true. He hit a lot of things this time, and the scary part was that the same tarot cards came up this time again. It costs $20 and is well worth it. He is right on target. The Psychic that they had after dinner was not as good, but all done in fun. Sunday was better with blue patches showing in the sky. We were all hopeful for sunshine. We had reservations at Pastafari for dinner and it was wonderful. Be sure to get the pizza as an appetizer, it was wonderful. Monday was a glorious sunny day and we all were very happy.Ms. Hedo III Nude contest was lots of fun, be sure to watch the silly things they make you do. We had dinner at Munahana's that night. It was fabulous. The chef was lots of fun, and all the meat choices were done perfectly. The fish choice changes nightly, but you also have shrimp, chicken and beef. We were stuffed. That night was "Name that tune" in the buffet area. Play was rather competitive, but fun. Tuesday was another great sunny day. We went rafting down the Martha Brae river. It was very relaxing and fun. The only negative is that the raft man tries to sell you stuff down the river, but if you don't want it you need to be prepared to tip well. That night was the Pajama Party. It was great, and some of the outfits were wonderful, very elegant and sexy. Wednesday was another sunny fun day. We got so hot that the pool felt great, even though it was cool. That night was the Circus show, and it was fantastic. Word to the wise: get there early to get your lobster, they ran out the night we were there. Be sure to watch the contortionist, it is amazing the things he could do. We saw several Bare as you Dare outfits at dinner, but did not go to the disco that night, spent the last night in the hot tub in the quad, which was much warmer than the nude tub that night. Thursday was again glorious, but it was the last day. We had to check out at 12:00 and leave by 2:00. The ride back was as wild as before. Check in was easy. The First Class lounge for Air Jamaica was very nice. We arrived in Atlanta ahead of schedule and made it home safely. The staff was fantastic, especially Nola on the nude side. The food was all good and plentiful. The salad bars are great. Be sure to go to Scotch Bonnet and get the Meat Pie and Coco Bread. It is wonderful. The bar/grill staff on the nude side were wonderful. They would make anything you wanted. Loved those Purple Rains! All the entertainment at night was great. The singers were wonderful, especially on Oldies night. For those of you wanting to pack less: they provide shampoo/conditioner and liquid soap in the showers. Be sure to get your chairs early, they go quickly. It is a shame the nude side can't be bigger, they really need more decking around the pool and hot tub. Now for a bit of negative: First let me say that we are not prudish people. We participated in several of the nude activities, loved being able to be nude, and fully understand the wildness of Hedonism. However, it was rather uncomfortable when blatant sex acts are literally shoved in your face in the middle of the afternoon. I am not talking about the body shots or games. I am not even talking about a little grab bootie or pinch a tittie. I don't even care about the sexual activities at night...those are to be expected. What I am referring to was an incident that occurred one afternoon in the hot tub. There were over 30 folks in the tub, it was almost overflowing, and we were all having a great time. The "couple" next to us (an older man and his 20 something bimbet) were splashing all over each other, bumping into us and everyone else. The next thing we know, they are having full penetration sex, he is sucking her breasts, and she is splashing all over. Then she slides off, turns around and the man next to them starts penetrating her with his fingers and she is moaning all over. This was not the first or last thing that happened in the afternoon. Now, it was more than I cared for, so we left. But I felt we had our rights infringed on, and we were not the only ones to feel that way. I talked to several others who witnessed that and they felt it was not the proper time or place. They should have done that in their room or waited until the tub was not overflowing with people. Please remember that not everyone wants to watch you have sex, some of us are there for rest, relaxation, fun and a little bit of wickedness. Not Pornography. I did speak to management when we left, and was told that that particular behavior was not acceptable during the day. Body shots are fine, not intercourse. In all, we had a wonderful time. We did agree that we liked Hedo II better, mainly because of the beach area and there is more space. Be sure to get your Sunshine Guarantee days, because of the bad weather we got 2 days credit. We are already planning our next trip to Jamaica.

Ricky and Lisa