Nick & Ann Marie

THE FLIGHT DOWN ON AMERICAN AIRLINES WAS FINE. IT WAS NICE TO SEE THE EXTRA SECURITY IN THE AIRPORTS. CUSTOMES IN MOBAY WAS A BREEZE. CHECKED IN AT SUPERCLUBS DESK, AND WITHIN 5 MINUTES, WERE ON A BUS HEADED FOR HEDO 3, SO WE THOUGHT. LITTLE DID WE KNOW THAT WE HAD TO STOP AT BREEZES FIRST AND LET ALL THE "STRAIGHTS" OFF. IT WAS A RELIEF, ALL THEY DID WAS BADMOUTH HEDO 3 AND ITS PATRONS. THEY SAID " IT'S NOTHING BUT FILTH THERE" , BUT THEY WERE ALL IN LINE TO GET THEIR DAY PASSES!...KIND OF IRONIC!

FOLLOWING THE PORTER TO OUR ROOM, WE HAD OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THE "KINK AND FETISH" PEOPLE. LETS JUST SAY, THEY WERE "HORSING AROUND" IN THE GAZEBO....WOW...LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN ON THIS ONE. GOT TO THE ROOM, ALITTLE MORE WEAR AND TEAR FOR 1 YEAR THAN WE EXPECTED, BUT STILL NICE. UNPACKED, AND PROCEDED TO GET NAKED! IT'S FUNNY, YOU TALK ABOUT IT ALL WEEK BEFORE YOU GET THERE, AND YOU STILL HAVE TO HAVE A COUPLE COCKTAILS BEFORE BEARING YOUR "WINTER BULK". AFTER COMING BACK FROM THE MAIN BAR, WITH A SLIGHT BUZZ, WE AGAIN STRIPPED, AND HEADED TO THE NUDE POOL. MET JED AND LISA, OUR NEW FRIENDS, KING AND QUEEN OF THE "COOTER SHOTS!". YES, THIS WAS A FIRST FOR ME, BUT I LEARNED VERY QUICK! PDA'S WERE VERY ABUNDANT, EXPECIALLY WITH THE WOMEN, DURING THE DAY, AS WELL AS NIGHT. SEX POLICE WERE SEEN, BUT NOT HEARD, WHICH WAS KIND OF NICE. IT'S FUNNY HOW AT TIMES WHEN A COUPLE DECIDES TO HAVE A PDA, SEX POLICE MIGHT SAY SOMETHING, BUT WHEN THE HEDO ENTERTAINMENT COORDINATOR ARRANGES FOR A GROUP PDA , FOR EXAMPLE...HARD ON CONTEST, GIRL ON GIRL 69 FOR HEDO BUCKS...YOU GET THE IDEA ...IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. FIRST NIGHT WE ATE IN THE MAIN DINING ROOM FOR THE TOGA PARTY, NOT MUCH PARTICIPATION WITH THIS GROUP AT ALL, THIS WAS KIND OF DISSAPPOINTING. SO WE ATE, HUNG AROUND FOR A WHILE, DIDN'T SEE MUCH ORGANIZED TOGA FUN, SO WE CHANGED, AND HEADED TO THE PIANO BAR FOR SOME SING-A-LONGS. KIND OF A LONG DAY, SO WE WENT TO SLEEP EARLY (1:30AM OR SO)

FRIDAY MORNING WE WERE UP BY 7:30AM AND WENT TO THE NUDE POOL, HAD A CUP OF JAVA AND SAT IN THE HOT TUB FOR A WHILE, WENT TO BREAKFAST AROUND 9:00AM, MET OUR NEW FRIENDS JED AND LISA....WOOOPS..1030AM....BARS OPEN, TIME TO GET NAKED. NICK SWUNG BACK TO THE ROOM TO GRAB HIS INSULATED MUG. HE KEPT TELLING ME , IN THE TRIP REPORTS THAT HE HAS READ, THAT PEOPLE SAID TO BUY THE BIGGEST MUG YOU CAN FIND, WELL, HE DID! ALL 52 OUNCES OF IT! HA HA ...THE BARTENDERS AT THE NUDE POOL (SUZETTE AND ANN MARIE) DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH AT THE SIZE OF THIS THING, THEY WERE GREAT. THEY DID HOWEVER, FLINCH AT THE SIZE OF OTHER THINGS! HA HA HA, LET'S JUST SAY THIS MAN LEFT 3 TRACKS WHEN HE WALKED...OHHHHH MYYYY!..... ONE COMENT FROM THE HOT TUB WAS.."HOLY SHIT...AND IT'S SLEEPING!" JED YELLS "COOTER SHOTS", AND LISA AND I FIND OURSELVES UP ON THE BAR AGAIN. NICK SAID A MUDSLIDE NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!

EVERY DAY BASICALLY RAN TOGETHER, HAD TO TAKE THE USUAL BREAKS FOR "AFTERNOON DELIGHTS" WHO WAS THAT MAN WHO LOOKED IN THE SAUNA?! STILL LAUGHING AT THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE! PASTAFARI'S FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, GREAT FOOD AS ALWAYS. AFTER DINNER, PICTURES BY THE RUINS WERE VERY FUN (GOT MUCH APPLAUSE) DESSERT IN THE ROOM WAS EVEN BETTER!!!!.

NEXT MORNING IT WAS AGAIN BREAKFAST AND 1030AM.....BARS OPEN! OFF TO THE NUDE POOL! WE LEARNED SUZETTE MAKES THE BEST PAPAYA DAQURIES! NEVER GOT THE COOKS NAME, BUT HIS TOMATOE GRILLED CHEESE KICKED ASS!. LISA KEPT ASKING NICK WHAT TIME IS IT?, AND NICK WOULD SAY," QUARTER PAST SAUNA" HA HA.

LAST DAY IS ALWAYS HARD, SEEM TO GO BY THE QUICKEST, CHECK OUT WAS SAD. LISA , JED AND CHRISTY GAVE ME THE TRADITIONAL NIPPLE KISS GOODBY IN THE LOBBY, AND WE ALL HUGGED AND HOPE TO SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN SOON. THANKS MELODY AND TIM, YOUR GROUP WAS FUN, NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. JEN-JEN, NICK SAYS HI! AND WHO WAS THAT HOT MAMA FROM BRAZIL!? BIG SEXY IN THE HOT TUB, HI....AND ALL OTHER OF OUR NEW HEDO FRIENDS. 68DAYS TILL HEDO 2 IN JANUARY...CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!...NO WALLIES THIS TRIP, AND WE ONLY SAW ONE VINNY, BUT HE WAS THE "ALL TIME VINNY!"..IN THE LOBY AT CHECK IN HE GOT OFF HIS BUS, AND YELLED...."LAIDES...YOUR LOVE GOD HAS ARIVED"...LOL....I TOLD NICK THAT THE ONLE THING THAT HE'S GONNA GET IS A BLISTER ON HIS PALM!

Nick & Ann Marie - 11/01