Mike
and Dawn
June
2nd – June 9th
The
trip to Mobay was smooth sailing. Waiting
for our bags from the UsAirways flight…”Honey, where’s the suitcase?”
Wow, seems it didn’t make the trip with us.
No problem, mon. We’re
in Jamaica and its gonna take more than that to ruin my day!
Who was planning on wearing clothes anyway?
We finally got the bag two days later. Hooray! I swore that someone was
selling our stuff from our suitcase in Mobay just like that scene in Coming to
America. If it happens to you,
have a little faith…”bag soon come, mon.”
We
read a lot of trip reports. Some
good and some bad. Our take is
simple. The resort is beautiful
and it’s hard to find too much fault. Yes,
the nude side is smaller than Hedo II and yes the hot tub is smaller and the
perfect temperature doesn’t seem to exist, but when things got too hot or
crowded in the tub, we took a small group to the quad tub…problem solved…be
happy! Some nights were perfect
in the nude tub…right temp and right amount of people…doing all the right
things, of course! We loved the
nude pool atmosphere all day and the tables in the pool make a great place for
“group orgy body shots” for the ladies and even for “sacrificing virgins”
- thanks to Howie for his
ingenious plans!
The
restaurants were terrific. In spite of all the negativity we read about the
Scotch Bonnet service, we found it to be terrific as well…great food, good
service and a beautiful place to sit and watch the sunset or have lunch by the
ocean.
The
rooms are very nice, and thumbs up on the great whirlpool tub with the mirror
on the ceiling! We ended up in building 600, first floor, right on the nude
pool and could not have happier…first floor let us just walk out sans
clothing and jump right in to the festivities everyday and night.
The
nude beach is small and does not compare to some of the beautiful beaches we’ve
seen at other vacation spots, but we did find that it gave us an opportunity
to get away from the pool for a while and float peacefully in the water on a
raft and enjoy talking with our friends in a more serine atmosphere.
They were installing a fence on the dock to keep “ganja guy” from
whistling at you nonstop…funny thing, a fence should take 5 hours to build,
but after 5 days it was about ½ finished!
During
our week, we saw it all! Sex
during the day and sex at night. Lots
of body shots during the day…really just an excuse to lick in all the right
spots, but who could let that liquor go to waste???
Talk about fun! Many of
the games were fun and got people going in the right direction, but I usually
think the games last too long and get bored before they finish them.
Thanks to the couples putting on the shows in the windows…you know
who you are and you know we loved the view!!!!!
Certainly a highlight was the day the group of youngsters (I say
youngsters… they were all 18 or 19) ventured into the nude area and got
initiated into the crowd…you should have seen there faces…priceless. What,
you don’t see naked girls licking rum off of each other every day? Of course, they left unharmed and I’m sure have some
amazing stories to take back home!
We
had a blast at the PJ party, 70’s Night, Bare as you Dare, and Masquerade.
Wear less and enjoy more! Got
some great pics of Dawn and her beautiful friends dancing in the cage…too
much fun. Four of six nights we saw the sun come up the next
morning!!!! We had way too much
fun for words and I’m not sure we could tell even if we wanted to….
Will
we go back? You bet! In fact we’re finding it hard to think about
going anywhere else or even back to Hedo II. There are a few things they
can improve, and in time they will make the nude area the proper size.
Either way, you don’t find a resort like this in too many other places in
the world…if any! Thanks to all of the terrific staff and especially
Crazy Sean who made our trip even more exciting.
Thanks
to all of our old and new friends that shared in this vacation with us…we
had an amazing time and you will hear from us to plan our next trip soon!
I’ll leave out the names to protect the innocent (or in this case to
protect the naughty!), but you know who you are and hopefully you know how
much we enjoyed the trip!