We then walked over to the nude pool afterward and saw that the hot tub was crowded. (we heard the next day that like 8 couples in that tub started "swinging" which Im pissed at that we missed. Hey, Im not afraid to say that it wouldve been fun to watch. Who knows, we might of joined in but it wouldve been doubtful since it was our 1st night and we didnt really know that many. Oh well, no biggie. Im quite happy with my Gail to say the least.) We did see a threesome of 2 guys and girl in the pool kissing and fondling. We smiled and went off to the disco which was dead. Before heading to bed, I wanted to lose my virginity regarding going naked down the waterslide which I did. Twice. LOL. We wound up going to bed around 2 a.m.

Monday, 24th: Gail and I decide to relax on the nude beach. With books in hand, we headed over. It was a good tanning day so I made sure to cover my nether regions cause a guy with a sunburned dick is not a happy guy. LOL. The nude beach isnt as popular as the pool but that means you have quiet and private time which we wanted for now. There were only 5 other people there spread apart from us. 2 girls and guy laying out and a couple laying on the sand/water a la "From Hear To Eternity" talking. While laying out, we caught our 1st PDA session big time from that couple laying on the sand/water. I put down my book and WHAMthere she was on top of him. I nudged Gail whose nose was in her book and pointed. She smiled and shrugged like, "Well..are you surprised? Good for them." Then she went back to her book. Later on, we headed over to the nude pool to hang out and drink and wound up participating in a contest where couples got smothered in shaving cream and had to rub up against eachother. The guy who had the quickest hard-on would be the winner. Unfortunately, with all the alcohol I consumed by this point, I wasnt the quickestlol. Oh well, still tons of fun. In the evening, we hit the on-premise Japanese restaurant Munahana with newly made friends. Actually, we knew them through emails before the trip but it was great hanging with them for dinner. Afterward, we headed over to the piano bar for singing and drinking and had a ton of fun. I introduced the visitors to my "oh so lovely" Long Island/New Yorkish accented singing and gave them a laugh. All in alla awesome time. After that, Gail and I headed over to the waterslide where once again, I went down nude a few times while she watched. We ended the night hanging at the nude pool hot tub where things were quite tame. After 45 minutes, we went off to bed.

Tuesday, 25th: Once again, we decided to start off on the nude beach where nobody was around. We hung out on rafts in the water when I decided to give Gail some unexpected satisfaction while she floated.(smile). Afterward, we went over to the nude pool and just hung out getting some sun, drinking, and playing volleyball. I also, after getting urged on by Gail, participated in a "best chest" contest and won although I didnt realize it at firstlol. At 5:30, we walked over to the Scotch Bonnet terrace overlooking the bay for a managers invite party and hung out withour fellow "newbie" friends along with some veterans.

I went to the disco which was only 40% filled with people and only a handful dressed up as "Bare As You Dare". I hung out for a little while then checked out the hot tub which was tame once more and bullshitted for a little bit then went off to bed.

Thursday 27^th: We scheduled this day to go horseback-riding on a trail and into the ocean. YESthe horses go into the water. It was only a 10 minute drive from the resort which was cool and once we got there, the staff provided us along with other guests from other resorts awesome guides who were funny, cool, and nice. There were about 15 guides and there were about 30 of us and the guides watched out for our safety superbly the whole time. The trail leading to the ocean took about 40 minutes to ride where you go at a slow pace. Once at the ocean, they split the group into 2 sections and took each group out into the water. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS: The horses sometimes shit in the water. Its up to you to steer your horse away from the stuff should you see it ahead of you. Thank God I had a good horse and did just that! You kinda feel dirty still as you leave the ocean though cause who knows whats in that water and splashing around. But during the actual ride when the horses pound away in the ocean, you quickly forget about it and just enjoy the sensation of being on top of such a powerful animal.

We returned to the resort and back to our rooms and FINALLY broke open our complimentary bottle of champagne in the jacuzzi.

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We then went off to have dinner at Munahana once again (good food in my opinion) with friends, returned to our room and got ready for Toga Night. For the Toga contest, I somehow was voted Best Toga "Roman Style" (theres 2 types of styles) although I thought others looked better than me. Oh well, it was fun.

Then they asked that Toga couples get on stage for a contest where I knew we wouldnt win cause our friends whom we met there just looked GREAT! They deserved to win but heres a shot of me and my lovely Goddess anyhow.

After the contest, our little hedo group moved onto the Piano Bar and sang and laughed like crazy for about an hour. It was then off to the disco where we all danced for a while. As usual, our final destination was the hot tub where for once, it wasnt boiling. In fact, it was quite cool. Gail got cold and went to bed. I followed her about 15 minutes later. We did hear the next day though that a few of our friends moved over to the quad hot tub where some sensual body shots occurred. DAMN! Wish we wouldve known!!

Friday 28^th: That morning, we bid farewell to some of our hedo friends who were leaving. It was sad to see them go since we had such a great time throughout the week. Its weird that you get so used to the group of people you meet so quickly and then its like starting over with new people who just came to the resort. Which is what happened. We made some more friends which was cool. Later that morning, there was a wet T-shirt contest going on the prude side Jacuzzi. Most of the participants were professional strippers who came in on Thursday for a Miss Nude Black Exotic Dancer contest weekend. Funny as it seemed, many DIDNT take off their shirts. They just teased the guys (yesthe crowd was mostly guyssurprised?) who were cheering them on. To be honest, only a handful of these ladies had nice bodies. The rest werewellhad some meat on them. Especially their asses. After the contest, it was time for Gail and I to do another one of our objectives of the vacation.climb the famous Dunns Rivers Falls.

We took what took about an hour and a half bus ride to the site. The place was busy with lots of other guests from other resorts. After a brief instruction of how to climb the falls (chain method: hold the hand of the person in front of you forming a single line. They did guy-girl-guy-girl, etc), we started our climb. The water was cold but not unbearable. Unless, of course, you bend into the water to pose for a picture by the guide and allow the water to fall onto your back! The picture below is a perfect example and that reaction you see is a TRUE reaction (not me hamming it up) of how it felt.

Remember earlier about what I said about bring "water shoes" with you? It is here that they come in handy cause the rocks under the water are VERY slippery! The water shoes help grip belowtrust me! The climb took about 40 minutes to do and throughout, the guide would stop at certain areas to allow pictures to be taken either by yourselves or by the guides themselves. At the end of the climb, its customary to give the guide a tip for taking the pictures besides taking you up the falls. Besides, before going, he has no problem asking/telling you thislol. I threw him $10 which he seemed happy with. The falls themselves are beautiful I must say with the surrounding jungle. Definitely make this part of your trip should you go. Its worth it.

We came back to the resort and laid down for a power nap. Afterward, we had dinner then went back to prepare for the theme night for Friday which was "Masquerade". I dressed up as a pimp and Gail was my "ho". We met later on in the disco with 2 of the newer people who of the resort that we quickly made friends with. They looked great as sexy Robin Hood and Maid Marion.

We danced for a long time and just drank, laughed and had a blast! After a few rides down the slide naked, we headed over to the nude hot tub for the normal after-hours party. It was busy finally except now the hot tub was cold!! Grrrrrr!! Gail and I hung out and then decided to go over to the Quad hot tub area where we thought the water would be warmer and not to mention spend some time alone. Which happened to have been the casefor a while. Being that the bar there was closed, I told Gail Id fetch us some drinks at the nude bar. When I came back, I noticed 2 other couples (whom Gail and I never met) joined Gail. All 5 were just bullshittingnothing special. After I arrived, we all hung out for a little while longer until something unexpected happened. The 2 wives were giggling and then looking at us. We asked if there was something wrong. Then the one wife from Oklahoma (whom we heard through the grapevine the day before was a swinger along with her husband and who, on the 1^st day they arrived, asked for 5 men at once and got her request. I didnt realize this was the same woman cause I was drunk but Gail picked it up immediately during introductions) said to us: "We kind of feel funny asking you this but, do you mind if we do some body shots? Youre more than welcome to join in if you like". Gail quickly and kindly said no (her reasoning afterward was that she didnt want to touch this woman who just had 5 guys the day before. Not to mention, if she wanted to do it, shed rather do it with people we knew). So we watched as the 2 wives began kissing and licking shots off each other and their men then joining in on all the oral action. Being drunk and horny, I got aroused and Gail just smiled. But then a security guard came along and although he didnt stop any of the action, just his presence made the swingers a little uncomfortable. So they packed up and left for a room leaving Gail and I laughing at what we just saw. We then went over to the grotto underneath the see-through hot tub near the disco and had some romance. We wound up going to bed sometime around 3 a.m.

Saturday 29^th: Sniff, sniffit was time to go back home. We had breakfeast, exchanged some emails with some friends and said goodbye.

CONCLUSION: This was, by far, the most romantic, fun, and wicked vacation Gail or I have ever had. For those of you reading this as you prepare for your 1^st trip, I cant stress enough of HOW QUICKLY, EASY AND COMFORTABLE youll be should you decide to go naked for the first time in public. That isat the nude area. Nobody judges you (at least not audibly or to your face maybe in their heads) and in fact, the people there welcome you with open arms. You suddenly will be doing introductions with people whom you never met who you will probably wind up being friends with and feeling comfortable with by the end of your stay. The best thing you can do is go to the visitors list and see who will be there at the time you plan on going. Then email those people to say hello and introduce yourselves. Youll see how quickly youll get emailed back from those people and then you can do some info exchange and whatnot so that way by the time you all arrive, you already have contacts there. Thats what Gail and I did and it worked great!

Mind you, we went 12 days after the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and with that, there were 120 cancellations at the resort from what we heard. Hence, the resort wasnt as populated as it usually is. Also explains why the hot-tub area on the nude side wasnt as busy during after-hours during our stay.

But we still accomplished everything we wanted to. We relaxed, we did activities, we laughed, we got naked for the 1^st time and loved it, and best of allwe made some pretty damn good friends.

And speaking of the guests, I have to make this very clear. Those of you who are worried or insecure about your bodies and are afraid youll be either be ignored, cast out, or laughed at cause you arent in "great" shape.LOSE THOSE WORRIES! The people who go there, for the most part, have "regular" bodies. The place isnt crawling with GQ male models and Playboy Playmates. Sure, theres a few here and there but for the most part, the men and women have normal bodies with flaws that we all share. Whether its flab, cellulite, drooping boobs or hairy asseslol. Again though, nobody cares really about what you look like naked. Its all about the spirit and personality you bring to the table. Bottom line: if youre cool and fun and niceyoull be treated with respect. If youre conceited, rude and suchthen youll be treated with no respect.

In closing, the weather if beautiful, the staff are great and fun and get you involved in crazy, memorable activities, the resort itself is gorgeous, the facilities are 1^st rate. If you are looking to have a romantic yet fun and wild vacation, Hedo 3 is the place for you! If you have any questions, feel free to email me at: cleartheroom@prodigy.net Ill be happy to answer.

Matt & Gail