Jersey - 12/00

well,  where to start.  i called my travel agent and told them i needed to go somewhere that a single guy could go alone and have fun.  Hedonism instantly came out.  booked my trip to Hedo III, staying in the pool quad area; and wound up with a first class upgrade to boot.  definately the only way to fly.  i must say, Air Jamaica treats you great.  champagne and hot towels.  what more could you ask for?  of course my flight got in late.  the taxi ride was certainly interesting.  dont worry about the cops with the big guns,  they won't bother you.  haha.  got into the hotel and was in my room in 10 minutes.  Oh, i forgot to mention that i went the third week of December, which is off season.  the room was great.  mirrors on the ceiling above the bed and jacuzzi,  which are very interesting.  i think someone got a bigger kick out of them than i did.  lol.  there is a lot of extras in the room.  cd player, hair dryer, ironing board, satellite tv, and even a coffee maker.  the jacuzzi is awesome.  for those of you who are going to go, whatever you were going to bring, bring half.  i definately packed too much.   i got in on friday about 200 pm.  i went on the prude beach and scratched my head.  there was nobody there.  so i asked the waitress where the people were.  she told me that everyone was on the nude beach.  so, the next day, off they went( the clothes).  i dont want to give a day by day account and bore everyone.   luckily, i met a very special group of people the second day i was there.  i havent partied so hard in a long time.  this certainly was a special trip.     i highly recommend having the pinno riggio with dinner.( works great with the hibachi in the japanese restaraunt)   just watch out for the snakes at the table( and we know who that is)  i guess i know how to throw a party.   gotta watch out for the land sharks.  well, enough of the inside jokes.  long live the south.  two things  that i recommend to do.  ride the horses in the ocean.  and walk through the falls.  bring some good sneakers for the falls.  i guess in conclusion, i had a great time.  the trip is what you make of it.  participate in the activities.  bring some pajamas for the party.  definately try the water slide drunk and naked.  and just party your ass off.

Jersey