Gary & Tiffany Florida
Hedonism II November 10 - 13, 2001 Hedonism III November 13 - 20, 2001
Just when you think that your trip at Hedonism III can’t get any better than your last trip, wrong.
Prior to our trip we were invited to join a private Yahoo club for those visiting Hedonism III in November. Over the course of three months we got to know many of our fellow travelers. If you are planning a trip to Hedonism, we highly recommend that you post your travel dates on Denny’s visitors page and take the initiative to at least send a quick message to others who are list, and will be there at the same time. There is know better way to meet people and break the ice.
We had intended to visit Hedonism III from November 13 - 20, 2001 but decided to use three bonus days that we received for booking over 14 days within one year and left on November 10, 2001. We used the three days to stay at Hedonism II. We wanted to check it out. We are not going to talk about Hedonism II in this report. You can see our trip report in the Hedonism II trip report section of Denny’s site.
Now in the past we were able to fly direct from Fort Lauderdale to Montego Bay but Air Jamaica changed our itinerary thus causing us to fly into Kingston and then on to Montego Bay. We used to be able to fly to Montego Bay in one hour and ten minutes. Now it takes an extra forty five minutes. Damn Air Jamaica. :) Our flight was uneventful on all legs of the trip.
The moment we arrived at Hedonism III we felt right at home. The place looks better all the time. We were quickly given room 513, on the first floor nude beach side, threw our suitcase on the bed and headed right to the nude pool. There we met several of our Internet friends and interestingly Gina and Kevin who were also there in May with us. Thanks Kevin for finding Gary’s wedding band that he lost while playing volley ball! Immediately Crazy Sean entered us in a pool side contest. The highlight of the contest was that Gary got a golden shower. It is not what you are thinking. Our new friend Jenn, from Tony and Jenn, and myself (Tiffany) crouched over Gary’s face as Crazy Sean poured two glasses of beer down our backs and into Gary’s mouth. Gary almost drowned but enjoyed the view. This kind of set the pace for the rest of the week.
On another day there was oil wrestling. Although Gary did not volunteer for this event, his hands were quickly pried free from the boardwalk railing by Jenn and Tony, and several others. Covered in oil he wrestled Diane (Kirk and Diane) and Denise (Denise and Tom). I think he enjoyed it :) A funny incident took place when the noise woke up a very young man. He didn’t say much so we are not sure if he spoke English. He came out of his room wearing a pair of brief (tightey whitey’s) and rubbing his eyes. Before you knew it Anthony (Anthony and Christine) got the whole crowd chanting “tightey whitey” followed by five claps. They coaxed this guy into taking his shorts off and wrestling Sara (Sara and Bill) and another girl. He was half asleep and must have thought he was dreaming. It was funny. The guy was a good sport and played volleyball with us several times. Something else that was funny was when Tony kept yelling at the girls to “stick your finger up his ass” in order to distract him and get him pinned. As Tony was yelling this out, a couple who had just got married in the wedding gazebo, which was about 50 feet from the oil wrestling mats, passed by. All we could think of is when they play their wedding video for their family, they will have to turn the volume down or listen to Tony yelling “put your finger up his ass, put your finger up his ass.” They did not seem upset. We would have kept it down if we knew there was a wedding going on at the same time. Only at Hedo.
Each afternoon a group of us would walk to the front lobby with our new friends, say goodbye and watch them board the bus. On two occasions a group of travel agents were boarding their busses to leave. >From atop the fountain in front of the resort each buss was mooned. To shock the travel agents who were looking at us as the buss passed by, one of the girls in the group decided to drop to her knees and take to d***s in her mouth. You should have seen their faces. It was priceless. I am sure they will not recommend Hedonism III to any of their clients. We also asked them to recommend the resort to all of their BI-sexual females clients.
Pretty much each day was the same. Wake up around 8:00 a.m., reserve two chairs, go to breakfast, return to the chairs, hang out at the pool, drink, drink, drink, go to dinner with someone, go to the dining hall to watch or participate in the activities, go to the disco, go to the piano bar, drink, drink, go to the hot tub, meet interesting people who think like you, return to the room, go to bed at 4:00 a.m. and wake up around eight. Some how you just survive on a couple hours of sleep. To conserve rest time and not miss anything we suggest sleeping in the Jacuzzi. Just kidding!
If there is one piece of advise that we can give to someone who plans on visiting Hedonism III for the first time it would be to make reservations for more than just yourselves. This way you get to invite a few couples that you would like to spend some added time with. We did this and invited two couples who had just arrived and did not have dinner reservations. Our friends Sammy and Donnie made reservations one night for twenty people. It was great. Thanks guys.
Let’s see. What else happened? Oh yes, night time activities. There were plenty. Can’t say much more. What happens there, stays there. You know who you are. You know who we are. The Jacuzzi outside of the disco, the quad Jacuzzi, room 513, room 817.
We had the opportunity to watch our new friends Jamie and Misty renew their wedding vows. It was a very nice ceremony. Tony and Jenn had gone home by then so their video tape should turn out all right. although we did remember hearing several announcements being made from the nude pool that the pussy shaving contest was about to begin.
Playboy was their too. They had a “cyber girl of the month” contest. All of the girls were beautiful. Two of the girls from our group, Christine and Melissa, entered the contest and did very well. A Jamaican contestant won the contest. Very attractive but not as attractive as Christine and Melissa.
Towards the end of our stay we decided to venture from Hedo and go horseback riding. So at 9:00 a.m. we boarded a bus for the quick ride to Chucka Cove. We decided on taking the mountain trail ride. It was just the two of us with a tour guide. The ride lasted a little over two hours. We had a great time and ascended about three quarters of the way up the mountain. Once we got to the top, the tour guide took a great photo of us on horseback. What a view. Unfortunately our local 1 hour photo place destroyed an entire roll of our film with that picture on it. Luckily the pictures of the cyber girl contestants survived:)
As in the past, the entertainment staff did an excellent job. They put in long hours and always have a smile on their face. The food in all of the restaurants was great. We pretty much went through the entire Pastafaris menu. In the past the menu changed every other day. This time the menu did not change for a week. They always have a great spread and diverse selection. Munahana is a another great restaurant where you don’t walk away hungry.
We apologize for the lack of organization in writing this report. These are just a few of our observations and thoughts. Hedonism III continues to be a great place to party. It is very hard not have fun at Hedonism III. If you are planning to visit, do so, you will have a blast.
To all of our friends who were not mentioned in this report, we did not forget you. See you in a few months.