Doug & Shelly - 10/01
After waiting 3 hours for the brakes on the plane
to be changed! ( brakes at Montigo Bay Airport is a good thing!) We were
off! Arrived at Jamaica and Doug got hit up 3 times for
smoke! The Apple people were great and helped us get thru customs
in record time. (How many people does it take to load 2 bags on the bus?)
Then the Nascar race to the resort! They
could sell that ride! Wooooo Hooooo what a trip!
We were in 812 but asked for 600 building and they
said it was 3rd floor.. "No problem we are young and in some shape. (
didn't say it was fit) We got a room with my bed and his bed and
don't you get on my bed. Housekeeping did push them together
thinking we were not married and still liked each other. Now down
to the pool! NAKED OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO GET NAKED!
That was easy and we started to mingle and meet
all the people we had been talking to on the net!
Then Doug met Fantasy and instantly turned to
mush! (The name still turns him to mush)
Monday!! up at 7 am I thought we
were on vacation! Breakfast was good but it wasn't great
until the omelet guy was recommended to us! Took lots of pictures
of the resort you know the ones you are going to show your mom and dad.
Then to the pool. Met more
people with the group and was introduced to Purple Rain and Dirty
Banana! Did one Nude water slide run and then right after Richard
and Dave and the girls arrived it started to pour! Everyone to the
Scotch Bonnet!!!! Follow me I know the way! ( The long
way that is) Watching Dawn chug the green Zulus was a
hoot! You gotta try one! oh and eat the jerk and
goat!. Back to the hot tub when rain was done.. and drink and
laugh and laugh and laugh!
Truth or dare at the piano bar! Thanks
Chip and you too Rob and Dar for enlightening us!
I hate the 70's but hey were game! As Marcus Welby
"the drug years" we went and ate and tried to guess what the
hell that song is! Thanks Andy for all the answers!
Do you get workman's comp for trying to kill your
self to get to the chair Just to say Funky Town? Trip to nurse
" yes its a torn muscle in your calf and what line of work are you in?
(we had scrubs on) I got the ride of my life from Doug to get back to
the main dining room Dougie style. Then to the hot tub and a bag
of ice hot and cold... things were heating up in the
tub.. We met pops.
Tues. Very busy day Naked
fountain run, office, lobby and slide with in one
hour.... and not a couple of hours later back to the
waterslide in shaving cream swim suits... "Hey is this starting to burn?
and Mine is giving me a wedgie!" Nice granny suit Chip!
Doug went to the pier and met a friend. We
were introduced to body shots and a whole new meaning to giving head with
shaving cream. The best part is while some one was getting a
massage her hubby did body shots!!!!!!
And then it was her turn!!!! "Oh no no no I want some
one else not you Rob! You are not getting out of this that
easy!" PJ night... How
ya doing Kimosabi? What you all don't play chief half moon hide the
tomahawk? We will do any thing for hedo bucks! Hey any
one want to go to the quad?
Wed. Went and met the "Witch
Doctor" and yes her pain killer does work on muscles! Just rub a
little in and smell like a pickle.
Cat cruise.. Lets get funky funky
funky Right foot stomp! What takes place at sea stays at
sea! Its bare as you dare night.... Get out the
hat! Wow is it really 4:30 in the morning. Chip I highly
suggest you drink the water!
Thurs. same daily
activities! Hey lets go snorkeling. You gotta do it,
Jeff we know you tried to make it and go with us... Make sure you
take an underwater camera! Toga Toga Toga! Eat early
so you can get to the main stage for the fun activities... and
Don't bribe the Judges to much ! To the disco dance a little
and then Toga waterslide run!
Friday. Man is it Friday already! but
we just got here. Yea Liz is here! Can your work on this
spot and maybe this spot and oh yea that spot... She has the
touch! Wet tee shirt contest "Ok I will if you
will!" And we did. Me, Anna, and Sue. I don't
think I drank enough before we did that! Diaper run
with the Hot Tub Patrol and "WILSON"
Japanese rest. Laurel we are so proud of you
for trying to eat that!
Its pimp and ho night~! Thanks for the
cigar Frank and yes Doug is such a ho! What's worse is he
looks better in heels than I do. The kinks are here... A
little slave here a little slave there! Does he have a gas mask
on? Then Dawn and Carolyn and lady marmalade you go
girls. Lightening Don't worry we have 150 condoms to ground
us!!!!
Saturday the last day and Andy is on a
mission! "I'm going to drink dammit!" A
little volley ball and you are the missing link. Some
shots! "What the hell am I drinking" More shots and more
shots again. Hey lets all go moon the kinky people. Does any one
want any Ice water? Doug, Sue or Richard!
Mr. and Mrs. Wild Bunch!! Dougie and
Anna "Don't they look cute!" Anna don't slip and
....................... did that hurt?
Japanese rest again. mmm mmmm
good!
To the disco and see what the kinks are
wearing. or not maybe we will just take a cat nap.
Sunday Damn time to leave. Nascar
trip to airport and what time is it. back to St Louis where its 50 out
side and I'm in shorts and a tee shirt! I wanna go back.
Thanks to Walt and Cheryl, what
fun and do you ever sleep? Chip, Anna, Andy, Laurel, Sue and
Marshall for making us kids again! Dar and Rob! just for Rob
getting in to trouble. Jeff and Lori, awww come on stay one
more day! Hey Carmine where is Karen? Liz, Happy
birthday and you got what? racked? Hey Sue and
Marshal wanna go out on the terrace or get a drink by the bar..
Stop coughing Doug! Don't worry I'm a nurse! and
every one else who made our trip perfect. Richard and Dawn
and Dave and Carolyn you were RIGHT!!!!!!