Steve & Beth - 10/00

After going to Hedo 3 last April, my wife and I committed to going twice a year. That's how good it is. April was a real eye opener for us. We some some activity, had alot of risque fun, and generally had our best vacation ever. This past October, after using Denny's website, we had a super, super vacation. I don't want to be too specific why it was life changing, but your whole outlook changes after hanging out at Hedo with no real responsibilities.

We arrived on a Sunday, like last time, and had the normal trip in. A bit of advice here, bring single dollars with you for tips, I overtipped every time on this vacation because I didn't have change. And no vendors ever had change to break a bill. Save your tips for the Hedo staff. It says "no tipping" but if your discreet, you could and should reward the good staff. I have found that a good tip to someone on the wait staff goes a long way for the week. Just make sure they are working for the rest of your week. And by all means, tip your bartenders.

Anyway, due to Denny's website, we spoke by e-mail with a lot of people that were going to be at HEdo 3 for our week there. This helps tremendously. We ended up with a clicque of about 15 people that hung out together. I will try and come up with some of our (my) top memories to highlight the good time we all had:

10. Susan's fake (?) orgasm during the 70's night show 9. Bare as you dare night or was it pajama night was awesome. The sexual electricity was wild. The couple, not married to each other, in our group who were in the cage were exceptionally erotic. The travel agents who witnesses it must be sending all their clients to Hedo. 8. The fistfight in the hot tub (For real). It least it got rid of one idiot who left after the incident. 7. Getting to invent a new drink it Hedo. Ann Marie named it the "Sweet Pussy". It's on the website recipe list. 6. The talent show was a blast. I dressed up as a woman to back up Pee Wee as he sang. He was a woman too. Susan, Beth, Paula and Lora doing the YMCA song was a scream and quite revealing. 5. Thursday night in the Quad hot tub. 20 of your closest friends, a bondage raft, the group foot massage, some paid for Champagne (we didn't like being extorted), and lots of frisky people. You can guess the rest. 4. Pan and the Wood Nymph in the quad second floor window. A couple just back from masquerade night gave us a show (and a lesson) we won't soon forgot. They opened their double windows right above the quad hot tub and performed for 45 minutes. We applauded three times as we thought the show was over, but they were just showing off we all concluded. 3. As we massaged one female member of our group with oil at midcourt of a volleyball game, another female member came over and gave her a tongue bath. Needless to say, the game came (so did the oilee) to a screeching halt. It had to stop because people were getting hit in the head with the ball as they stared at midcourt. 2. My two new friends from North Carolina got initiated into body shots. He received alot of attention from the females because it was his 50th birthday. She received alot of attention because it was his 50th birthday. We all felt like we received presents that time. 1. Tuesday night as we got to know each other well playing with the fuzzy dice, the hot tub was so cloudy from body shots, you couldn't see two inches into the water. All the vinnies, and there were many, were quite respectful. Several ended up hanging with our group and were active participants.

The week was so good that I only went down the slide four times all week. That's how good it was. One more piece of advice. Do go to the Scotch bonnet at sunset as often as possible.

Steve & Beth