Anna & I can't say enough about Hedo III. We went in February over Valentines for 10th anniversary. 10 years earlier we had gone to Couples in Ocho Rios. So we booked a Superclubs Suprise and originally were assigned to Breezes Golf & Beach resort.
The first day there we went to orientation to find out what there was to do at the resort. Warning sign #1 that the crowd is dead this week: At orientation as the staff member explained to all of us about the resort nurse I joked "Can we schedule sponge baths" only my wife and the staff member laughed. The other folks seemed appauled at my warped sense of humor. Sign #2: that nigh at the PJ party we were ogled and leered at by everyone in the main bulding as we made our way to the Disco for the party. There were only 2 other couples dressed for that night. On a good not we did however win Most Appealing(Anna) & Most Revealing (Myself). Sign #3: The next day while at the nude beach we asked a few of the folks if they were planning on attending that nights Toga party. Most said no that they would be in bed by 9:00 PM. The others said they were going to do a 1 night pass to Hedo III for their toga party. Our final sign came in the form of the Children tha scampered across the nude beach from FDR saying " Look at the funny naked people". We paid the extra to avoid the resort that allows kids. We felt if we were going to have to deal with kids we ould have brought ours and gone to Disney World. So my wonderful wife went to complain. They graciuosly switched us to Hedo III.
This resort was so beautiful in comparison to Breezes. We walked into the lobby to find the Playboy Channel on the T.V.'s. Wow! already more lively than our last resort.
The staff was wonderful Tristan, Angel,etc. Reddy(who seemed to be tending bar every where we were)The first night he was working the hot tub, it was late and he ran out of a few things so he just started mixing stuff together. This became known as a "Reddy Delight". It tastes just like Hawian Punch and goes down fast. Ask for it by name.
We had swim up room in the quad which, while it was neat it was only used for catnaps. All the rooms have agreat Jacuzzi tub/shower. Side note: (With the shades left up in the bathroom intersting activities can be seen by all.)
The waterslide after midnight was lots of fun. I would recomend to all, trying to run you hands along the top of the slide to slow down enough to wave at the folks in the Disco. After midinght, nakedness is pretty much allowed everywhere. Every hot tub but the main one by the prude beach was home to all kinds of facinating sights. There is even one by the waterslide that you see through the clear bottom while in the grotto below.
We hadn't had this much fun in years. We have grown closer that ever.
I would highly recomend this place to anyone. We plan on making this our annual sanity check. Feel free to drop us an e-mail if you have questions about our new Happy Place Hedo III.