Breezes Runaway Bay, Mark & Kelly

Last year marked our first trip to Jamaica to Hedo II. We did the

SuperSurprise Plus again and this time ended up at Breezes Runaway Bay.

After our wailing and gnashing of teeth fell on deaf ears at SuperClubs, we

decided to suck it up and keep an open mind. Rather than a blow-by-blow

account, I'll just hit the highlights, and anyone who has any questions

should feel free to e-mail me:

1. The food was mediocre to lousy. By far the best food in terms of variety

and quality was at the Starlight outdoor grill, much better than even

Pastafari, which was only average. The beach grill was, of course, fantastic. 2. The grounds are pretty and well-maintained. 3. The accomodations were a bit dodgy. For instance, there was mildew on

the walls of the rooms, which were constantly damp. Our housekeeper did a

great job, though.

4. The activities were good, and the entertainment staff was very friendly

and enthusiastic. Scuba was especially nice. The golf course was also quite

good, for you golfers out there, but duffers beware: the course features

several long (450 - 550 yd) holes. Work on your drives before heading out.

5. The piano bar and karaoke were OK, but not great. The staff had a hard

time getting people interested.

6. The nude beach is very peaceful but very small. The kids wandering past

from FDR next door kind of skeeved us out a bit, but we survived. The lack

of a full service bar was a pain in the ass, however.

7. The toga party at Hedo III was a nice change of pace. However, the

manager got cheap - he let the girls have free passes but charged the men a

penis tax of $50 each. As you all know, however, even at full price, the

toga party is worth it.

8. On the good side, all of its faults notwithstanding, we had a great time.

We met some wonderful people (much love to Tanya & Kacey, Simon & Danielle,

Jim & Kara, Cathy & Terry, Jim & Stephanie, Jason & Kimberly, and all you

others) and would definitely go back. In fact, we were having such a good

time we extended our stay for three days!

To sum up, the trip was a winner. If SuperClubs ever decides to put in a

swim-up bar, the place will be fantastic.

Mark & Kelly