Armando & Tiffany - April, 2013

Tiffany and Armando Trip Report April 18-27, 2013.

Titled: The Good, Bad, and Ugly

 

(Group names omitted to protect the innocent and guilty)

 

THE GOOD:

Overnighted in Miami so we could get 1030AM morning arrival.

Was off the plane, thru customs and leaving on the bus in 20 minutes!!!

 

LOVE one of the groups that was already there when we arrived. We have travelled to

Hedo 2 other times during this groups week and they are friendly, fun, and fantastic!

 

Had OVN room #  2222   everything worked perfectly!

good A/C, good shower/hot water/pressure, no leaks

 

Everyday saw old mattresses going out and new ones coming in.

 

We think the food has much improved. Actually went up for lunch instead

of eating at the beach grills. First time for this in all of our trips. The truffles are devine!

If you see them on the dessert station you better grab some first because they go fast!

We grabbed extra to bring back to our room for late night sweet tooths!!!  HEEHEE

For lunch they have dips set up next to the desserts. You can miss them sitting over there

but both Jalapeno dips they had were delicious! And the egg salad!!  YUM!YUM!

Nothing we ate ever made us sick. Glad for the 2 egg stations at breakfast.

 

The pizza at the nude grill was an awesome addition! Kudos to the new owners for that!

The pizza is delicious. One night went at 12 when they opened and had the first pizza made

quickly. Other nights we went they had some already made and ready on the counter.

And other nights it was a line of at least 5 people waiting. So, don't expect a counter

full of pizzas everytime you go. But if you wait it is worth it!

 

They were doing alot of painting around the resort. All the black trim on the buildings are being

repainted. Also, the short wall on the walkway around the exercise room was being repainted.

 

The disco was perfect temperature and no smell ever. Walked through there once during the day

and the A/C was on, so maybe that is helping with the smell. Liked the music alot better this trip.

 

The piano bar is ALIVE again!!!!!

 

WATERSLIDE!!!!  Love it. Hours of operation~  11AM-630PM  &  1030PM-200AM

If you don't see it open during these times then go find a watersports guy!  Saw someone

mentioned in another report they didn't see it open.

 

Friday's Rock Star Show is not to be missed! Winston and Nick do a superb job!!!

We were there for 2 Friday's during our trip and both were different and AWESOME!

 

OMG!!!  The Steel Drum Band (The Silver Birds I believe) on Monday night was

out of this world! I don't think my ears have ever heard steel drums so awesomely.

DON'T MISS IT!

 

A HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE THAT MADE OUR TRIP!! 

**WINSTON**  **DEAN**  **AGUSTUS**  **PAULETTE**  **HENNESSEY**

 

Last but CERTAINLY not least!!!!!

Our Hedo peeps!!.......we met soooo many people!! Hugs to C&B, K&K(congrats to both of your marriages!)

T&B, Bubbles, Jon&Janet, "DOC", S&L, A&A and all you other crazies we met!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

THE BAD:

Crappy weather!!!!!!! The whole first 3 days we had RAIN and more RAIN!

Between 11AM-6PM cloudy and rain every 45 minutes!!!!!!!

 

I miss lunchtime spin in the dining room. The EC's at the nude pool during most

of the lunchtime/afternoon is a little too much.

 

Volleyball????  What volleyball?? Armando LOVES to play beach volleyball but

never played once this trip...beach volleyball was non existent even tho it is on

the activity schedule.

 

The LOUNGERS....PLEASE DO SOMETHING WITH THESE! Saw in another report

they were being "re-covered"???? When, I'd like to know? They are terrible. All sagging.

You can't sit down on one without the head flying up. If you like to lay flat I suggest you bring

some rope to tie the head down to the frame so the head doesn't pop up.

AND MORE LOUNGER SIDE TABLES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The hot tub was TOOOOO HOT and TOOOOO MUCH CHLORINE! Burned my eyes and my lungs!

 

Wish they would bring the RUM BOTTLE prize back! PLEASE! Otherwise, T-shirts, mugs,

bandanas, or Hedo bag is all you get. (I actually use the rum to make eggnog every Christmas.

Nothing like having a little slice of "free" Jamaican Appleton Rum Heaven during the holidays in my eggnog!)

And I' ve already forgot where I stuffed all the crappy prizes we brought home.

But did we have fun collecting the Hedo Bucks to "buy" those crappy prizes???  HELL YES!!!!

 

At Repeaters Party. Surely thought we had won the drawing of free nights!! Our room was 2222

they called  2...2...2 and asked who's close???? My heart was beating so fast!! But unfortunately

they called....1    DAMN!!! Our next door neighbors!!!!!    :-)

 

Wish EC's could pick the costume winners. Although, if I were part of a group I would want

them all screaming for me too   :-)

 

Not sure if I wanted to put this in the BAD or UGLY section.......I'll put it here.

First, let me say prudes have NO BUSINESS being on the nude beach with their clothes on.

We met a couple that were "prudes".(We are nudes) They wanted some pizza so we took them to the

Pizza at the nude grill. They were having a good time at the bar and felt comfortable enough

with us there with them, that they DID get nekkid. Matter of fact they had such a grand time, we left

them there and went to bed! HAHA ......On 2 other occasions they went to the nude grill with clothes on

(without us) AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!  The lady security guard harrassed them to noooooo end

because of their clothes and they NEVER got their pizza BOTH times!!!  It is 3:30 in the damn morning

and the ONLY place to get food!!!  They simply wanted pizza to take back to their room.

THE SECURITY LADY HAS GOT TO LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!  I understand if they would get their pizza

and stand around eating it on the nude side while gawking at people, but come on!!!!! Maybe

she is jealous she can't get nekkid and have pizza too??? HA  When it comes to empty, hungry tummies/munchies

I think the prudes should get a tiny bit of leeway, especially a couple going down there together at 330 in the morning.

 

THE UGLY:

I like to bring pool toys from home i.e. rubber duckys, beach balls, etc. I put some in the pool on

Saturday April 20th. There was a big turnover to new arrivals at the resort this day and

a number of new groups coming in. I have NO IDEA which group bombarded the nude pool

but they took the rubber ducks and starting THROWING them AT anybody and everybody. I call my

Rubber Duckys   "flirty squirts" ....they are sure not to be thrown at people!!!!!!!!

I am all for the Spring Break for adults 21 and up..... and that fun Hedo vibe.....

BUT NOT SPRING BREAK FOR 10 YEAR OLDS!!!!!! I had planned 2 more days of toys but

no way in hell I was going to waste them again this trip.

One of these "rubber ducky pelters" was "sitting" on one of the pool bar stools. When we walked

up to order a drink the man kept saying (all the while he was up out of the seat throwing my ducks at people)

"That is my seat, that is my seat" "Don't you sit there!!!!!"  If that is YOUR damn seat then sit in it!!!

Unfortunately there were alot of rude people that came in this day.

 

One of the groups was having their "pool party" up on the main pool deck. Not a "party actually in the pool" as

it was after dinner. Another group decided it would be fun to "crash" this party by introducing the

volleyball as a soccer ball. MOST OF US WOMEN ARE WEARING 3+ INCH HEELS ON THE POOL DECK.

Why is there a SOCCER GAME going on at the pool deck?? Not a smart move in my opinion.

The pool deck was packed and all the high heels were trying to dodge a damn soccer ball.

And just when we thought it couldn't get any worse they decided to turn the volleyball/soccer ball

into a hacky sac game!!!!! The ball was flying everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again....yes, you guessed it

SPRING BREAK FOR 10 YEAR OLDS!

  

All in all, we had another fabulous trip in Hedo paradise. Will we go back???? HELL to the YES!

Will we travel during this same time??? HELL to the NO!!!! We will do the full week before... When that

friendly, fun, and fantastic other group is there! Although would love to go during lobster season!! Who knows

maybe we can meet back up in November   :-)  Like maybe around Thanksgiving???   :-)

 

The new owners are doing a good job getting things back to where they should be. Patience is a virtue.

To those that have a trip coming up or if you are thinking of booking......don't worry!!!      It's IRIE!!!!!

 

Hedo Hugs to all!!!

Till next time..................

Armando & Tiffany