John & Terry - May, 2008
May 12-19
Where do you start, well this was our virgin trip and the only
complaint we have is Air JaMAYBE, we don't mind helping the Jamaican
economy but won't due it through AJ again sorry.
OK immigration no problem customs no problem, off to the Tim Air
desk nice people and we were on the plane with in 15 minutes, but to
our surprise it was topless Monday, so off Terrys top went, can't
remember our pilots name but he was a funny guy. We already had a
ride waiting for us thanks to a cpl of friends that are repeat
offenders, also had some ganga there to but we will get to that
later. Greeted by and big smile and Welcome Home, check in no
problem we stayed in H-block 2148 had a new chiller a few ants but
our maid was great thanks Cheryl for everything.
We get naked grab our towels and mugs and off to Delroys, what a
great experience it is really hard to put into words, but simply you
shed your clothes and u shed your inhibitions and the talking and
meeting new friends begin. Really great people Tam & Rudy, Rich &
Margo thanks for all your advise and help it was priceless. OK I
can't go day by day because they pretty much jell together, but we
spent majority of our time at the nude pool where we met some really
great people, Tim & Jill she is truly 2lbs. of dynamite in a 1lb
bag, Chris and Barbie from Texas, my smoking sistas Tiffany and
Sylvia, Darien & Virginia he kept us laughing all day, Cristina keep
up that dancing girl, John & Lana good luck, I am forgetting a lot
of names but I think I am still stuck in the cloud I created at the
pool.
What can you say about Delroy, Scumba and Paulette that probably
already has been said, Terry was happy that she learned all the hand
shakes at Delroys. If you can't smile well one of those special
people is talking to you then you should go elsewhere.
respect is huge in Jamaica and after a day or so you really
understand what its all about, one day a young bartender Randy at
the nude pool wasn't feeling well he had an upset stomach so I went
to my room got him a couple of Tums and he felt better, here I was
on the vacation of my life and I stopped my fun to help out the
help, I then understood RESPECT.
OK we liked the food didn't have a problem with that at all
great selection and the salad bar too, PJ night was great a lot of
hot ladies in HOT slut wear, wish there was more participation in
Toga night but we had fun, country night featured a very talented
singer he was great. The disco was hit or miss, there were several
working girls and we were proppositioned by one of the men we
politely declined.
We met Augustus and he is very funny he loves hearing that you heard
about him online and does like rice crispy treats which we gave him
a whole bag, but kept trying to send me home and keep Terry.
We did the couples message Dwight and Jennifer did a great job, the
EC's tried to do there job and had some participation at the beach,
but we couldn't move its really hard to leave the pool.
By the 3rd day I was known as Cheech at the pool and helped anyone
that wanted to partake, but was always respectful of the people that
didn't. PDA's where do you start lol, althought the hit of the week
had to be the Dynomos and there swing.
This was truly the vacation of our lives what better was to
celebrate your 20th anniver. by the 3rd day we were already planning
our 2009 trip. We did use Denny and will use him again and again so
he should be expecting a call real soon, all I know is I could
really go for a dirty banana and a grill cheese right now. I guess
that's it but we both cannot wait for our 2nd trip. John & Terry
John & Terry