Patrick & Rebecca - September, 2005
You asked for it.....You got it!
A holiday at HedoII- By SWFLCouple :D
On the 27th of September we started out by finishing every
single task to make sure all stays well at the home front.
7PM rolls around- We are panicked and running around like loons
trying to get to Miami for our park and fly. This mortifying evening starts at
the ATM- where they have locked my card!!!!!!!!! After several attempts to get
cash from different machines we finally get money ten minutes before we had to
board at MIA.
We board the plane, get to Mobay around 10:30am JAM time on the
28th.
Customs and immigration went fast and snag free. We waited and
waited for the stupid ass bus. Finally it arrives- apparently we had to wait
till another plane came in since we were the only ones waiting.
We were the only ones on the bus not associated with the miss
black nude. It was a great ride though- much faster than Mobay to HIII.
It was a super fast checkin- P stepped up and asked if we could
have a nude room and they gave it to us at no additional charge. The grounds
are stunning- We loved walking the area.
The employees aren't as pleasant as HIII's They are distant and
somewhat abrasive.
Rooms: Very dated but everything worked great and we did not
see any bugs. The shower was great,it had 5 shower heads with two
placed perfectly *wink wink* Nuttin' like cleanin' two areas at once- Kinda
like a shower-B-day. hehehe
Occupancy was at a 60%- 40% of the 60 was club 55/miss nude.
FOOD SUCKED
But the dining room is quite large. Nicely decorated.
Unfortunately, the food was scarce and offered no variety.
Breakfast: Charlie does make awesome omelets.
Lunch: Buffet reeked- went to Roberts (Yea the chicken is OK)
Scotch Bonnet at HIII is better.
Don't get me wrong- Robert is a very cool dude!
Bought lobsters from a old man who paddled in a canoe to
another part of the island to butterfly and grill them for us- Quite a awesome
treat! Alot of us bought and ate them in the nude pool.
Pastafari: Filet mignon was DELICIOUS! *slurp*
Dinner buffet: Sucked
Dinner entertainment: I plead the 5th
Resort layout: Why the hell is the nude area so freaking tiny
and dingy?
Prude side has so much more room that is never utilized-
Honestly- if they'd flip the resort it may be more enticing for visitors.
PDA's were good..... We put on one hell of a show for an HOUR
during the day in the nude pool. No sex police stopped us!!!!!!
Another couple boinked on a raft on the beach. Oh and some
entertainment in the hot tub- I think we will stay on the pool deck from now
on...Little too many floaties for me!
Vinnies, Wallies
Wow- we had some weird ass encounters!
First one was a guy from NY- He showed up behind us at the
gardens. Scared the hell outta me.
at the hot tub/nude we met this dude that said he was on leave.
And he had an imaginary wife who was upstairs caring for her headache and
would be joining him shortly. Well as he crept closer he decided to go get us
beers before the bar reopened at 11pm. After he returned he kept looking at
the beers to see if we had been drinking them, Of course we DID NOT. His
bizarre behavior continued after we left the hot tub, at one point he jumped
out at us while walking down to our room. He had a desperate look on his face
at which point P told him to get lost or else.
Oh not to mention the old man with a toupe flickering the tip
of his winky when we were walking past him. Euuuuuh!
Oh! We met the newbys Bill & Tonya...... I don't think it
clicked who we were hehehe
Wish we could have gotten to party with them more. Maybe next
time.
The rock man....(Doesn't want his name on net) But reinforces
the fact that he does everything better than anyone Mon!
This really cool man - I think he is the grounds keeper
approached us when we were looking in the rock garden- he offered to paint a
rock for us for free! It was so cute when he was done, P paid him for his
work.
NOW the rock sits in the nude pool rock area (where we marked
our spot) right by the bar! It so lovely says: P & R SWFLCouple '05
All in all the resort is tame compared to HIII. We think it is
quite conservative comparably.
HIII has more PDA's, and more nekkid partyin'
Look we don't know what HII is like W/out miss black
nude because they had the entire prude side to themselves.
The trip provided what we were looking for:
1.) To redefine our relationship
2.) To have incredible sex
3.) Get completely wasted
If anything - it would be perfect for a wedding- your family
can stay on prude and your friends stay on nude. You don't have to worry about
a nekky freakin' out your mother-in-law.
We prefer the outgoing atmosphere at HIII.
Patrick & Rebecca