February 21-28
This is without question the best time I had on vacation with my wife ever.
I had contacted a handful of couples from the visitors list whose trip dates were close to ours. This was the single biggest plus to our first Hedo experience knowing that Hedo was about people. We were very fortunate to contact one particular couple that made the trip special beyond what we ever imagined. They also introduced us to their close friends who accompanied them to H2 and we hit it off great, this set the pace for fun the entire week at this wonderfully free spirited place. My wife and I also received lots of guidance from these new friends that we obviously needed when it came to dealing with the swinger crowd (which we are not) and a few single guys looking for play.
For the duration of the vacation the 8 of us partied together, laughing at each others jokes and explanations of whatever in our regionally unique dialect. We thought that being from New York (street wise) we were prepared for Hedos risqu style. Wrong, this is a new and different environment.
We read the The Naked Truth about Hedonism and spent time on the message boards, both were a huge help, but nothing can completely prepare you for a trip like this.
For example on our first day.. open sex, ganja burning and booze flowing, all this while in line waiting for jerked chicken?
Talk about all inclusive......I only have two hands
While it is possible to have a completely relaxing PG- rated vacation removed from the nudity and sometimes open sex, we wouldnt understand why. Its geared for a sexy time and that hot tub can be quite a sex show at night(holy sh*t).
A group called the Bubbly Bares was at Hedo this week and they raised the energy level at the resort. These are serious partiers that know how to have a good time, just watching them was fun and entertaining.
Getting nakkid for the first time was not to big a deal, we walked on to the nude beach and off came the suits, that simple, maybe it was all the anticipation of the trip that made it easy we dont know. One night I actually contemplated skipping dinner because it required getting dressed. When an occasional clothed gawkier would walk through the nude side it meant nothing to us, they looked even stranger to us wearing clothes.
We discovered a resort much larger than we had thought, it is well maintained, has very lush greenery and is spotless.
The people that work at H2 are intent that you have a good time, from restaurant staff to ECs they go out of their way for you. However the bar tenders can be slightly complicated. Most of the bar tenders will give you their best however more than a few act strange and get into this weird protocol avoiding eye contact or even your whole person, this was at every bar except the piano bar. At H2 every situation turns into another and can make conversation and laughs so this was a small incidental. We had our friends help us get drinks so this was a minor detail in the overall great service.
The food is good and about what you would expect for an all inclusive resort preparing 3 meals a day for a few hundred people, you wont go hungry at Hedonism 2, your cholesterol numbers will be higher on this vacation.
The catamaran was a terrific half day trip, the snorkeling was excellent with warm clear water, plenty of tropical fish and beautiful coral. About half the people were naked and they were all at the front of the boat.
I recommend the catamaran cruise and its a most do on future trips.
The Toga Party was fun with dancing, conga line and contests for best togas, worst togas and other stuff Im not quite sure of, even though I participated on stageand loved it.
The P.J. party we heard was great as we arrived late from over sleeping, friends came and got us and we salvaged the night. The girls looked sexy with pumps and all the guys wore mostly boxers.
One evening our group went to Ricks for drinks and appetizers, it was a beautiful evening and a chance to go off resort, we watched the cliff divers and had a great time. We would go back to Ricks again its beautiful at sunset.
One night a couple was giving a Tantra class and invited all couples who were interested to cum with them and enjoy. This is a couples meditation if you will the intent is to have a connection between you and your S.O. of the body and soul through sex... bottom line. this is the land version of the midnight hot tub antics. O.K. thats not entirely true, it is sexual, romantic in many ways, lots of fun and you really connect with your lover. It was five couples in the grass with candles, soft meditation music all with guidance from the instructors on getting in touch with your lover. We enjoyed this under the star filled Negril sky.
Runs to the water slide occurred everyday and some nights, this is the fastest slide I was ever on, it makes you an instant kid again, its true you cant help from laughing right until you hit the water at the bottom. Try holding your breath while laughing doing this slide! You just keep going for more.
We were corralled by Ray Ray while walking to the nude beach bar, he got us to play nakkid twister which turned out to be a tremendous time, got all knotted up, made a few Hedo bucks and accidentally met some people we knew from the message board.
Volleyball was on some afternoons and was a good way to loosen up physically, we played many friendly games and as always joked about every thing Hedo.
Another resort guest with good intentions highly recommended we go see some of the local culture that required a short boat ride, it was aloe massages, lobster, and crafts on the beach. These local Rasta types seemed harmless but a few were unsavory characters. It turned out that it wasnt the best idea to venture off resort unguided, we wouldnt do that again.
Dont worry about water pressure and water temperature to much, it does fluctuate but you learn to jump and somehow it all works out..
It was a great experience that we intend to do again, this is a place that seems to draw social people that know how to live life. The downside is missing our new friends, but hopefully well be able to put together another H2 trip again sooner than originally intended.
Some memorable moments that a post-Hedo visitor understands:
on the cat cruise I thought I saw a baby eel for a split moment but it turned out to be just my own privates (wang to some.)
also on the cat cruise my nakkid wife received a massage from a crew member, she loved it and I thought I was going to have to convince her that there was no way possible he could come back to the states with us, you provide the suntan lotion /massage oil
waking up to the sound of a women having a very loud and long orgasm
(2 mornings)
waking up to the sound of a very loud and long vomiting from a hung over person
(1 morning)
watching a friend grind out a rock song on guitar for talent show
same friend watching us grind during Tantra class gathering
(he was keeping a safe eye on us newbies)
during Tantra class the instructors walked around from couple to couple and speaking in a very soft voice uttered lubricant. lubricant.. lubricantwhile carrying a lubricant filled gravy boat and ladle
this didnt pertain to us because I was going down on my wife and the rest of the class was women on top intercourse as instructed (the grass bothered wifes knees).maybe they should have offered me fresh ground pepper.
while having a casual conversation about harsh weather back home, a guy getting oral sex finds this intriguing and tilts completely over to listen about Canadian weather, his S.O. never stopped
listening to a panicked female friend wonder out loud if an apparently poor Rasta local took Visa when she realized she was short cash for already consumed lobster and beer.
watching a female friend dance on one of the nude pool table tops stopping all the surrounding action with her great moves and rhythm. This girl was good
having to cover a larger than normal area during naked volleyball for a female teammate because of her nipple jewelry and chains (safety first)
watching a guys thing dangle above my wifes head during naked
twister
in a tight situation during naked twister looking at the biggest womans privates I ever saw, making me feel born again (I really mean in both senses of the words, being born again)
Hope this trip report was helpful to this fantastic experience