March
17th, 2000
This
was our third trip to Hedonism II. An overdue vacation to say the least,
especially since it had been three LONG years since our last trip. We left
home at 5:30 AM pumped and ready for Jamaica. While waiting for our plane to
board for our Delta connection to Atlanta, we were told that there was a
problem with the plane, and it might be delayed an hour or two. Boy were we
bummed, although our Air Jamaica flight didn’t leave Atlanta until 9:00 AM,
so we still had an hour or so to spare. Fifteen minutes later another
announcement was made, the plane was ready to board, YAHOO, we were on our
way! Our Air Jamaica flight had no problems, we left right on
time! We drank Champaign the entire way there, along with some strawberries we
brought along just for the occasion. By the time we arrived in Mobay, we were
feeling Irie. We arrived in Mobay at 11:30, went quickly through immigration,
and customs, and by 12:30 we were on our TimAir flight to Negril. From all the
Champaign we had consumed on Air Jamaica, we were not feeling any pain. As
soon as we boarded the plane, Cyndi asked the pilot if he would mind if she
got nude during the flight, and he said “No Problem Mon, with this BIG ass
grin on his face. He said you guys must be going to Hedonism, Hedonism people
are so wild and crazy. Cyndi couldn’t wait any longer, she was nude before
the plane left the runway. Well, I won’t give any more details of the
flight, just to say that we finally joined the mile high club on the way to
Negril. I think our pilot had a good time as well. Quickest flight to Negril I
had ever been on. We were at the front desk checking in by 1:00. Soon come mon,
go have lunch, and check back in an hour. They said the resort was overbooked
so please be patient with them. No
problem mon!
We
decided to walk down to the nude beach before lunch, the last time we were
here they were in the middle of building the new nude pool complex, and we
were anxious to see it completed. It was beautiful, everything we had imagined
and more. We found out that Delroy was sick and wouldn’t be back for a few
days, so we had Scumba fix us a couple of dirty bananas. They tasted GREAT, we
were finally back home. We didn’t stay long at the nude bar, we were still
dressed and didn’t want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. So we decided to
go have some lunch. The food hadn’t changed since we were here in 1996, it
wasn’t gourmet by any means, but it was very good. We have never had a
problem finding plenty of good food to enjoy, and the local fish dishes are
excellent. We went back to the front desk and found that they had given us a
room in the range we had requested, 2178, damn, we love this place. After
taking our bags to the room we removed our clothes and hit the nude hot tub.
It wasn’t long before we were chatting with a few couples we had met online.
We highly recommend getting to know people online before arriving, it’s a
great way to meet people. The rest of the afternoon was spent playing dirty
dice in the nude hot tub. The dice provide a great icebreaker for the shy
people. You should definitely take a pair when you go. We anxiously waited
6:00 PM to try some of Robert’s famous jerk chicken. It was delicious,
better than we ever imagined.
Friday
evening they have a circus show, which we would highly recommend attending. It’s
a lot of fun. After the show we went to the piano bar to meet the infamous
Piano Man Dave, who replaced Lenworth a few years ago. We loved Lenworth and
couldn’t imagine a replacement that would be as good or better than he was.
After meeting Dave, we knew right away that we would have a good time with
him. He was as crazy as we were, and wasn’t afraid to have a good Hedonistic
time with the guests. He was a nice change to the piano bar. He would have at
least one person strip on top of the piano each night, and his version of the
“Big Bamboo” song was hilarious. But, let me warn everyone, don’t take
anything he says personal, he picks on everyone. Don’t miss out on the piano
bar, we didn’t even know it was there until our second trip. It’s a lot of
fun. After the piano bar it was off to the disco to dance a few hours before
hitting the hot tub. The disco was still the same, we thought they were going
to rebuild the disco 3 years ago, soon come mon. We did notice that the
long-time tradition of people swimming down to the windows in the main pool
and mooning everyone at the disco bar had ceased to exist. When I asked a new
friend of ours about it, who had been to Hedo 6 times in the past 3 years, he
didn’t even know the windows were there. Oh well, times change. One thing I
noticed about the disco bar, the bartenders seemed to be pissed at the world,
and took forever to wait on you. Although Cyndi never had a problem getting
waited on. LOL. After we danced for an hour or so we hit the nude hot tub. It
wasn’t as warm as I would have liked, but what the hell, it was Hedo. No
Problem Mon. I ask one of the pool attendants if they could turn up the
thermostat, and he said no problem, but it stayed the same our entire trip. I
guess it was better to be too cool, than too hot.
Well
the rest of our trip was much the same, we sunbathed during the day (we spent
most of the day around the nude pool), participated in most of the games, and
played nude volleyball. Jerk chicken at 6, dinner at 08:00-8:30, piano bar
after the show, disco after the piano bar, and then the nude hot tub, in bed
by 3 or 4. No our trip wasn’t on a strict schedule, but this was pretty much
our normal routine. Of course it varied, but I’m trying to keep this report
from becoming a novel. LOL. They
only have the island picnic once a week now, and it’s on Wednesdays. The
island picnic isn’t for everyone, but everyone should go at least once. We
always have a blast on them. Eat breakfast before going, you will be drinking
a LOT of rum and beer, and you will probably get drunk. We didn’t take the
catamaran cruise this time, but have taken several trips in the past. We will
definitely take the cruise again next trip.
Lobster tail night is still on Tuesdays, and is our favorite Hedo
dinner night. PJ night is also on Tuesday nights, Cyndi wore a sexy blue teddy
to dinner and I think everyone thought that was her PJ outfit. The PJ party
was fun, as always, and almost everyone had on PJ’s. Cyndi won 1st
place in the bondage category. You can see her outfit on our web page.
Thursday night is still Toga night, but they don’t seem to be as organized
as in past events. It’s still a lot of fun, but if you go up for dinner and
the show please WEAR A TOGA! You will have a blast. Pastafari has gotten
better, they actually change their menu a few times a week now. You should eat
there at least once on your trip. It’s a great place to take new friends you
meet, it’s quite so you can get to know each other, without all the loud
noises. Another bonus is, it’s air-conditioned. Be sure to make reservations
if you want to eat there, and be prepared it usually takes 2 hours from start
to finish. We just walked in a couple of nights and they were able to
accommodate us, but it doesn’t always work out that way.
We
still had problems with water pressure, this time more than on our previous
trips. Although from what I hear it’s only the nude rooms near the hot tub
that have a problem. We ended up just taking bathes, and said the heck with
fighting with the shower. The new AC units in the room work great, and when
turned on, they mask all outside noises for those that hate to here the frogs
or late night partying in the hot tub. Phones in the rooms were new for us,
and we thought we wouldn’t appreciate the addition, but they are great for
making dinner plans with newly found friends. The nude pool complex was a
much-needed addition from our last trip, and we enjoyed it tremendously. The
sex-police were non-existent, although we were playing true-or-dare in the hot
tub one night with some young college kids, and it got a little wild, a guard
showed up and told us to tone it down a little. But, I think it was more
because of the noise than the sex. The weather for our trip was perfect, it
only rained one day. We couldn’t have asked for better weather. We had
scheduled only 8 nights this trip (We normally stay 2 weeks at a time), and on
our last night there, we were sitting on the nude beach watching the sunset.
Cyndi started crying, saying she didn’t want to leave yet, neither did I, so
we extended our stay 3 more nights. From all the trip reports and online
messages we have read, it had seemed that our beloved Hedo had changed
drastically. We were a little apprehensive, wondering what to expect. Well
other than the nude pool complex, it was just like the Hedo we left 3 years
ago. We met and made a lot of new friends this trip, and would like to say hi
to them all, you know who you are. I will leave out the names to protect the
guilty, I mean the innocent. LOL
We
had a great time, and have already scheduled our return trip for June 29 to
July 13, 2000. We can’t wait to get back home, three months and counting.
This was my first trip report, and I’m not much of a writer, but I’m sure
they will get better with practice.
Respect,