Shelly's Hedonism II Trip Report - 02/98

Friday, January 30, 1998

Departure from home day. Drove most of the day in snow to Shelly's parent's house. The kids love staying at Grandma's. We're staying at the Holiday Inn near the airport in Boston.

Saturday, Jan 31, 1998

TO HEDO!!!!! It's our 2^nd trip. It's a good thing Parker set the alarm clock in the room, the wake-up call never came. But lordy, lordy, 4am is mighty early. Glad we got to the airport early, by the time we were done checking in, there was a huge wait. Both flights were fine, although we had to wait for our gate at Sangster to open up, so close, yet so far! Got a miracle at Immigrations, they opened a new line and we were third in line. Hopped on the shuttle (love the new airport check-in). Met Mark and Theresa from Denny's page. The ride was fine, with the requisite liquor purchases. Arrived, got to the room and then immediately went to the nude hot tub. Some of the lifestyles group is still hanging out. Went to the nude hot tub again around 11pm. Thought it would be wilder with a bunch of the lifestylers still around. Pretty tame at first, then a couple of men sat up on the side and started to get blow jobs, then a couple of more guys sat next to them and it was share time. All of the "sharks" (that swim on the land) were staring.

Sunday, Feb 1, 1998

Actually got up and worked out. 30 minutes on a lifestep. There are 3 Stairmasters, a treadmill, free weights and a few machines. No music or TV to occupy the mind. Went to the nude pool, very sunny. There was a guy whose birthday it was, so he was collecting kisses from 56 (his age) sets of titties. Theresa and I obliged (I was #39, she #50). Took the tour of Grand Lido, it's very nice, but a completely different atmosphere. The rooms are nicer, bigger, and have TV's and sitting areas. Went to the nude hot tub around 4:30, it was packed, probably 50-60 people. The "cool tub" was also packed. Went to the "Welcome Party". People were getting body painted. Once one of them found out we were staying on the nude side he insisted that I remove my shirt, then he painted my chest. Met a woman from Canada who said this was her 1^st trip, and wasn't prepared for so much wildness. Show time was an Elvis impersonator. He was quite good, sounded a lot like him. Hit the hot tub around 10:30pm-it was packed again. Much more mild-but lots of sharks. Talked to couples from San Francisco, Virginia, Long Island, Illinois and Germany.

Monday, Feb 2, 1998

Worked out again. So proud of myself. I'll admit it wasn't as tough a workout as home, but I'm moving. Hung out at the nude pool with Mark and Theresa. Very windy, so it seemed cooler. Had lunch with Randy and Linda, from Denny's page. There was a wet T-shirt contest for "Lunchtime Spin". About 8 women entered, but it was pretty much no contest. Before voting was tabulated Devon (one of the entertainment coordinators) had to have the ladies participate in lewd acts, with men they picked from the audience. One was a simulated blowjob, using a hot dog. One had to demonstrate her favorite sexual position; the eventual winner demonstrated her favorite 3 sexual positions. Lounged in room for some of the afternoon (we're both really fair, gotta stay out of the sun). Went to the nude hot tub and met up with Dave and Donna from Denny's page (they had spotted Mark and Theresa). Hot tub was crammed with people, mostly couples, and some sharks. A few couples were either riding or blowing. Even saw 2 couples enjoying each other. Ate dinner with Mark, Theresa, Dave and Donna. It was BBQ night. The chicken and cheesecake were really good. The show was reggae. The coordinators were introduced. Tavis and Michelle are still here from last year. Then it was time to "learn to reggae", we were copying the coordinators, Robyn, Terry, Tavis and Devon, they can move! Parker and I went down, some white boys just ain't got no rhythm. Went to the hot tub, pretty empty at first, then it got pretty crowded. A couple next to us started to fuck and a guy with a pierced scrotum joined in. Parker and I kept getting kicked. The couple got up gave the single guy their room number and left, he left shortly after that. The tub died down for awhile, then more joined. Then a big black guy came in and joined a couple, and then another guy joined in. The woman seemed to be having a really good time. We called it quits around 2:30am.

Tuesday, Feb 3, 1998

Didn't work out, got up around 8:30am. Dave and Donna were already in the dining room. Then Mark and Theresa showed up. We were going to go on the nude catamaran cruise (an off property, additional $$ event), but much too windy. No one's on the beach because of the wind. Met Peter and Barb from the page. They had e-mailed us to look for a hat, I spotted it as they walked by and I was pointing going "the hat, the hat, the hat". Barb looked at me like "Huh?". Then we introduced ourselves. Also met Roger and Nancy and Russ and Diane. We've run into most everyone from the list and all are nice. At lunch we met Dan and Deanna, ironically they were seated at the table next to us (Mark, Theresa, Dave, Donna, Parker and I). Dan recognized Parker and introduced himself. It started to rain like a monsoon, so we all stayed and played Bingo! How exotic and exciting. Parker won a Superclubs hat. Parts of the dining room were flooded. Went to the nude hot tub, this year late afternoon is a very popular time, lots of people doing a variety of activities. More mellow than late at night. This evening we had a reggae trio. "Joy To The World "(Jeremiah was a bullfrog") will never be the same. Had dinner with Mark, Theresa, Dave, Donna, Dan and Deanna. It's a good group, everyone is very friendly and willing to socialize, yet everyone appreciates the fact that each couple wants some time alone. After dinner was "Clash of the Titans", a battle of the sexes. Parker, Theresa and I joined in. It was basically a lewd scavenger hunt. We had to find a variety of items, from a ping pong ball to a real blonde; and prove it! A British TV crew (Sky TV) was filming the resort. The guys won. Then it was time for the pajama party. Some of the outfits were really nice. Most of the guys were in either boxers or g-strings. The women were in a variety of outfits, mostly lingerie. The disco was packed and very hot. We were all sweating heavily. Then it was hot tub time again (hey, we love it). It wasn't too busy at first, then slowly got busy. We all filled up a "pod". We were having a really nice time, chatting and joking. Then the tub started to get a little more heated. At first a group of swingers showed up. One woman was blowing 3 guys, and a fourth was fucking her from behind. They were standing by the side of the pool, attracting a lot of attention, particularly from the sharks. By then our "pod" had been invaded by 2 other couples who were kind of loud. Then a couple who was getting married came over. Called it a night around 3:30am.

Wednesday, Feb 4, 1998

Woke up around 7am, NO WAY!! Went back to sleep. Phone rang around 7:45am, Mom calling to say the kids are doing fine, they're 3 and 5. Back to sleep. Look at clock at 9:13am!! ACK! Need breakfast, it ends at 10am. Quick shower and to the dining room. Mark, Theresa, Dan and Deanna had just gotten there also, then Donna and Dave got there right after us. All but Dan and Deanna had a late night in the hot tub, so our butts were draggin'. COFFEE!!!!! The usual Island picnic was canceled due to huge waves. That is always a fun event, we were going to go on it. Oh well, 3 hours of "down time". Lounged around all afternoon. Returnee party at 6:30pm in the disco. Barb and Peter won the free trip for most timers; this was their 17^th trip. The after dinner show was a cabaret show. They were excellent. Some wild dancing. Hot tub was packed.

Thursday, Feb 5, 1998

Our last day. Boo hoo. Turned in our "Hedo Dollars" that we had won for the "Clash of the Titans" for rum, hat and one-time use camera. Nude pool is packed. The ocean is still too rough, no watersports. Went to lunch in a towel! Always new adventures at Hedo. Parker and Donna joined in on the lunchtime spin. Back to the pool. The sun felt really hot, so we all hung out in the pool. Met a Jamaican who now lives in Australia. He used to be a coordinator at Grand Lido. He was very nice and very funny. Told him about Denny's page. Time for toga night. No sheet, no eat. Gotta be naked under the sheet. Almost all are toga'd. We all get our picture taken. Dinner is good: steaks and linguine Alfredo. There are several toga contests, sexiest, worst tied, etc. But first we have a conga line around the dining room. Then we have to flip off and make noise at the surrounding resorts, 'cause after all they go to bed by 9:30! And at Hedo, the party's just starting up. The showcase was staff talent. Several of them did a dance number. Dionne and Marc put on a skit, Terry sang and Robyn lip-synched and danced. Everyone was very good. All of us ladies had to have our picture taken with Marc; he is so sweet and cute. We have decided to stay up all night, as we have to catch the 4am shuttle bus, TimAir doesn't run until 6:45am, our flight is 8am. So off to the hot tub. There are already lots of people. We're last to arrive; we had to finish packing. One of the weeks funniest moments (and there have been many) comes when a woman who's had someone's dick in her mouth (her husband and others), finally finishes off her husband, the entire hot tub erupts into applause. After a wonderful last night in the hot tub, it is time to say good bye to the group and promise to stay in touch. E-mail is a glorious thing.