Shawn & Sandy Hedonism II trip report November 13-16 1999
Hedo soon come!
No sooner had the landing gear on our flight back to the USA left the
tarmac at MBJ on our last trip than planning for this trip to Hedonism II
began. In the weeks and months that followed dreaded island fever began to
set in and to encourage each other at the lowest moments when our trip seemed
so far away we adopted the rally cry of hedo soon come! In this trip report
we will try to include information for newbie's considering or awaiting their
first trip, laughs for our special hedo friends of 1999, and something for
Hedonism repeat offenders who like ourselves live vicariously through these
reports until once again for them, hedo soon come!
Travel:
We will spare you a critique of the airline service as everyone's travel
experience will vary and they are normally boring to read with the notable
exception of smiling57's 1999 www trip report. After a missed connection at
JFK we took a detour through Kingston and onto MBJ. A short flight from MBJ
to Negril and we were once again at the gates of "home." We did take
the bus
home and would like to update everyone on the road construction. Road soon
come! Seriously it is our hope that in our lifetime the slow bus ride filled
with the smiling faces of the Jamaican school children will be replaced by an
interstate type road and we will no longer see those beautiful Jamaican
children because they will be adults living in a first world country below us.
Public Displays of Affection:
We will not make you wait any longer. During the daylight hours any
activity that took place was discreet but once the clock struck midnight
2somes, 3somes, and even a few moresomes were in abundance in the nude hot
tub. There were also the prerequisite number of vinnie's and wallie's in
attendance. We admit that we actually look forward to having an audience and
do not mind if it is consists of a few very interested single male onlookers.
In an impressive display after Monday nights activities the hot tub was
closed for cleaning until noon on Tuesday. Sex police never soon come!
Wet T-shirt Contest:
This is the part of the trip report where someone confesses to deleting
all the pictures of his wife's first wet T-shirt contest. duh... It is
also the part where he requests that any one with photos of the wet T-shirt
contest on Monday, November 13th email him with them. Of course she could
just do it again next time! As punishment someone
has been sentenced to actually read the directions for the camera instead of
just figuring it out as he goes.
Naked Volleyball:
The afternoon volleyball games were played with just three rules #1 run
like hell after the ball if it is going to go in the water and two others
that 12 drunk people could never remember from one minute to the next. We
would like to acknowledge the very attractive naked ball dryer for her
efforts during the week. Team photo's should be arriving in the mail shortly!
Other Silly Naked Activities:
In addition to the usual game of naked twister we also participated in a
great game of find your mate. For those not familiar with the game it is
played by a half dozen naked couples with a large hot tub audience. Each of
the females is blindfolded and given a body part such as buns, chest, or
nipples with which she must identify her mate. When Sandy's turn came she was
instructed to lick each of the men's nipples and determine which one belonged
to her significant other. To make things more interesting a women was
slipped into the line about halfway down. As she reached for the female
nipple she quickly realized that it did not belong to one of the men in line.
At this point she resumed her licking much to the delight of all those
watching in the hot tub. Eventually the entertainment coordinator had to
tell her that was enough.
Dinner / Food:
The highlight of the week. The food was good, the drinks plentiful, but
it was the company during dinner that was most outstanding. We enjoyed the
stories and conversations we shared each night. One of us also enjoyed the
entertainment provided by someone sitting on his right (you know who you
are). Many of the trip reports on this web site state that it is the people
that make hedo what it is and we agree completely.
Regrets:
Other than the short length of our stay our only regret was not being
able to complete the Texas Ranger fan initiation course. We look forward to
an outstanding year for Rafael Palmeiro filled with several milestones!
Thank you:
The first thank you is for Denny for providing this forum. The visitors
list was an invaluable resource for meeting others online prior to our
arrival. It is amazing what trading a few emails with pictures of your naked
backsides (for identification purposes on the nude beach) will do for your
comfort level when meeting others for the first time. The second thank you
is to the staff at Hedonism and the other Jamaican people we met along the
way for our refresher course in "respect." We promise to try to apply
this
attitude of tolerance in our everyday lives. Lastly we would like to thank
those that became our friends of Hedonism 99 for helping us to escape for a
short period of time what can become a sometimes hectic life of pushing tin.
Your names have been omitted from this report out of respect for your privacy
but we are certain that you will recognize yourselves. For Shawn, Sandy and
their Hedonism 99 friends hedo long gone!
Shawn & Sandy
swi3997266@aol.com