To the first timers at Hedonism II:

We made our first visit to Hedo II and decided to write about our first impressions. Upon our arrival into Montego Bay we came upon a delay getting through customs…..it was very slow!! So you have to have patients and a sense of humor. Talk to your neighbors standing in the long lines with you, it makes for some interesting conversations.

Once through customs, we flew to Negril, a short 15-minute flight and landed at a small 3200ft-air strip. We were told that there would be someone to pick us up to take us to Hedo, but it was hot and we decided to take a taxi (who were all too willing to help you out) for $5.00. We thought that was a great price!! We laughed all the way…about of a mile down the road!!!!!!

Once entering Hedonism II, about one o’clock in the afternoon, we were told that the rooms wouldn’t be available until 3pm. so we left our bags and took off for the nude side of the beach. We soon were in the pool drinking, laughing, and generally having a great time. We were trashed by the time check-in time rolled around. My spouse left me at the pool while he checked us in. While he was gone I was asked if my breasts were real and they were given a squeeze. I responded with a quick YES. Our first day was filled with fun and exciting things. There were some wild people at the pool and sex was on their minds! Generally though, most people have discrete sexual encounters and usually at night. The people at the pool were told to cool the sexual stuff and they took it elsewhere. There is a grill at the pool area where you can grab the sustenance that one needs to soak up all the alcohol that you will drink. We went to bed that night about 3am.

Our second day was more of the same. We were recovering from the first day’s activities but still participated in some activities. We did go to the prude side of the beach for the wet T-shirt contest (my spouse was only in a towel) and sat up front to get a good view of things. They line up all the guys on the steps of the stage area to vote and have the women dance around of them. What I didn’t expect was that the announcer goes around and asks the guys what they want to see out of the wet T-shirt contest and when it came time for my husband to speak, he told them that he wanted to see me out there…of course all the guys hooped and hollered, so I did it. I figured that I would be the last one to go out since they put my name at the bottom of the list, boy was I wrong! I was the first contestant and from there on known at the nude pool as the first contestant! After that it was more drinks, laying in the sun, pool and hot tub time, and to bed at 8:30pm, which was suppose to be a nap to get up to do other activities but lasted all night.

Our third day we went out to scuba dive. We chose the 50ft dive site since we were a bit rusty. It was a beautiful day and the water was great. I do have to say that I expected to see more than we did, but the guides were great guys. We came back to the pool and hot tub area and started to drink. I must say if you go to Hedo II, women you must sit in the middle tub as the jets are incredible! There is nude volleyball that is fun to participate in, which we did, and nude twister! You lose all modesty if you had any to begin with. We managed to stay up late that night and went to dinner in the main dining area. The food is good and the drinks are abundant. We went to the Karaoke bar, which I thought would be fun, well let me tell you there are some really bad singers out there that don’t know they can’t sing. We left after half an hour and went back to the hot tub before going to bed.

Our fourth day we went out on the party boat to the cliffs to swim. We first stopped at the snorkeling sight and saw lobsters, eels, and a variety of colorful fish. It was great. We then went on to the cliff area where we swam and jumped off a 45ft cliff. It was incredible, the cave, the jump, and the deepest blue water you have ever seen. We were gone from Hedo for 3 hours. After returning we went back to the beach, pool, and hot tub for some more fun in the sun. Participation in activities nets you Hedo dollars or if you are lucky bottles of rum or other alcohol. We tried to take a nap for the up coming pajama party at the disco, but we didn’t make it as there are just too many things going on that are too fun to give up hours in the day.

In order to participate in the pajama party you have to be in some sort of skimpy PJ. There are different categories that you could win prizes for.

On the 5^th day we got up and spent the entire day in the water. My spouse loved the drinks called purple rain and had several of them. We played "Find Your Mate." What fun that was!! Actually all of the wives found their mates but it was interesting to play. I’ll let you, the reader, figure out how you might play that game and you will need to use your imagination!

The 6^th day rolled around quickly, we spent most of the day again in the pool and hot tub area with some time spent at the beach. That night was the toga party. My advice to anyone that goes is to definitely go to the toga tying instruction period! We had never tried to tie a toga knot and believe me we never laughed so hard trying to put the sheets on. If you are brave and/or happen to miss the instructional period make sure you leave yourself enough time, at least 2 hrs, to try different toga looks. Later we went to the disco and stayed for a while and then went back to the hot tub before going to bed.

 On the 7^th day, our last full day at Hedo, we got up and went on the 90ft scuba diving trip. We enjoyed it greatly and were back at the beach in an hour. The rest of the day was spent talking to friends that we had made during the week. We were in the water the entire day. During the day there were three or four guys casually giving their partners’ oral sex with other people watching the activities. Watch out for the weird people as there was one guy that was by himself and he kept floating really close and following everyone. He gave me the creeps. Later after dinner and the circus acts, we went to the ocean and used one of the round rafts for a little evening delight and looked at all the stars……we also got ate up by mosquitoes.

 Our 8^th and last day was spent checking out and sitting out at the beach. We ate lunch at Robert’s McMon Grill home of the famous french fries. Boy, they were good! We were rained out the last half-hour we were there and went to the airport in the rain. It was hard to say good bye to Jamaica, but we will definitely be back!! We met so many nice people that we hope to see again. We learned that we had to pace ourselves to be able to survive the entire 8 days and we didn’t get as wild as some of the couples there. If anyone would like to email and get more details, please do. If you go to Hedo you’ll have the time of your life.