Toga Joe - 02/99

On our 19 visit to this oasis of adult pleasures we arrived on the 10th of Feb. and as usual the room wasn't ready so we dropped our clothes at the front desk and told them when they have the room come find us at the nude beach or pool. NO PROBLEM we went down and to our amazement we saw our friends of 6 years prior it was sort of like a hedo reunion we never chat during the year but always seem to find each other at the same time every year. Well after buying each other more drinks than we really needed we were delighted by the locals who played guitar and what seemed to be a blow tube from a old anti aircraft missile holder from world war 2, turns out it was LOL. We ate jerk chicken from Robert's snack bar and staggered back to our room for a nap. Missed the repeaters party but such is life. The next day we woke early so we can get our regular spot on the point under the palm trees ahhh life is good. We baked in the sunshine for about 8 hours while drinking, making new friends and telling stories about previous years. OH ALMOST FORGOT THE 2 O CLOCK BLOW JOB WHICH WAS EVERY DAY. ( the only way we had an idea of what time it was). Thursdays TOGA PARTY was great being TOGA JOE I already had my custom toga and The lovely Lisa had her silky gold toga. We posed for many pics with our friends old and new and had a great time in the conga line. Every day was more fun than the previous. Until sat nights HOT TUB MASSACRE. What seemed like the start of a perfect evening suddenly went ballistic. The dreaded single guy from toronto was stalking some of the ladies in the tub and was following 1 of the ladies back to her room by hiding in the bushes, When her husband told the so called security guard the man went nuts saying he could go anywhere or do anything he wanted. Well he started to push the older gent and the odds were he wasn't going to leave it alone. The wife asked if anyone would stop him from hitting her husband, so a few of us got out of the tub and went to try to talk to the guy from Toronto. We all just asked him to leave and he went crazy, first he threw a punch at me then i told him there was no reason to fight we here to have a good time and no one wanted this aggravation, Trying to walk away he takes another shot and at this point i had to defend myself so i did. Punching him in the face. When he got up he ran away and everyone thought it was over, until he came back with his friend who had a fishing knife and everyone in the tub freaked ladies were screaming and men were trying to keep these guys away from their wives. His friend came at me with the knife and I had to disarm him so i grabbed his arm and through him in the pool where we wrestled around until every guy there was on top of these 2 like white on rice. In all 5 innocent people were severely injured 1 being a lady who was just standing there one of these guys just ran up and punched her in the face, knocking her down she broke 4 ribs and punctured a lung. Well security just stood there while the woman were screaming do something. The 2 guys from Toronto were way out numbered so they ran away bleeding and cursing we had to go see the doctor with the others so we all called the police and the resort had these 2 clowns removed from the property. So for the next 5 days I had to explain the story countless times getting sick of telling what happened here are the stories we did tell people who asked why i had a shiner 1 i was drunk and fell 2 my wife beat me up 3 my wife hit me with her strap on 4 it was from wearing cheap sunglasses 5 Scumba from the nude beach bar hit me for rolling ganga at the bar 6 Delroy hit me for ordering too many drinks at 1 time for the rafting people well now you all know what really happened.... The dreaded single guys were never seen again and we can only hope they spent the rest of their time in a jamaican jail. This was the only time the trip wasn't fun but as a silver lining on a dark cloud we did get 3 free days extended to our trip and i was thanked by many of the people there for getting involved (next time i will let someone else do it. Im too old for that crap even with 3 free days it wasn't worth a shiner or 6 stitches my buddy Pat received.)