Steve & Megan - 06/99

Our flight to Mo Bay was fine and customs was a breeze. We made it to the Superclubs desk and were joined by one other couple and soon were taken to our bus. It was a small bus that barely held us and the driver. With a Red Stripe\Bathroom stop and a Ganja break on the way we finally made it to Hedo after about an hour and 45 minutes of curving and speeding. The driver's eyes kept closing as he was getting tired and wanted to go home, we were just thankful we made it and had no doubt that we would be taking the plane back to MoBay. Check in was a breeze, it was around 5 or 6 on a Sunday. Our room was ready and it was just where we wanted. We had requested room 2270 and got 2268 which was perfect. A great view of the nude beach and quiet at all times just perfect for a nap. We walked around a little on the prude side as we were a little nervous about venturing over to the nude pool and hot tub we had read so much about. We ate dinner and watched the magic show (a little boring) and then Elvis. We walked on the beach and to bed at about 1:00am. Monday - At about 10:30am we scoped out 2 chairs on the nude beach and headed straight for them. Layed out for a while and then finally got in the ocean. There is no need to bring rafts, there were always plenty available. We met up with John, Jocelynn, Randy, Misty, Mike, Carlos, Kimmy, Tom, John, Paula, Elmo, Dara, Chasin and Rachael and from there the fun began! That night we went to the beach party and danced a little but were all tired and went to bed about 1 again. Tuesday - Filled our big insulated mugs with Rum Punch Slush and headed for the beach. Met up with the group and layed out all day in the ocean. It was wonderful! Everyone took turns getting drinks and food. Pajama party that night was awesome. There were some wild outfits, fun to see! The disco played great music! We danced from 11pm to about 1am. Jocelynn won most sexy in a sheer white baby doll outfit. It was hot but we all had a great time dancing! Then we headed for the nude pool to get cooled off. Stayed at the nude pool\hot tub area until about 3:30am having a great time and then headed out to one of the floats at the nude beach to do some star gazing! Wednesday - Spent all day on the nude beach again, it was great! That night was Casino night, we got there a little late so we didn't get to play so we decided to go into Veronica's Piano Bar. Not a lot happening so we went into the (cool) game room and started playing some games. Jenga, Taboo and Dirty Charades - all made into a drinking game of some sort with us drinking Sex on the Beach shots as fast as Veronica could make and bring them out to us! We all ended up getting very drunk and went out to listen to the piano which was great. John ended up singing an Elton John song and then his own rap song. We then decided it was time to head to the hot tub but we were missing Mike and Misty. So, we decided to go get them and went to their room on the prude side yelling "We're on the prude side, we are nudes!" We stormed their room and then all went to the hot tub getting undressed on the way so we were naked by the time we got there! We were there until about 3am and saw a lot of action that night. There were no sex police in sight! Thursday - We went to Rick's Cafe on the Catamaran cruise that afternoon and it was very relaxing. On the way back Rasta Ralph kept us entertained and Megan won the limbo contest. We got home without being struck by lightening and went to get ready for Toga night. Lot's of great Toga's but the entertainment was kind of blah. We all were very tired and ended up in the nude pool with a quiet evening relaxing. Friday - The group that we had hung around all left this morning. We were bummed not knowing what we could possibly do for the next few days without them! We were sunburned pretty badly so we slept in and then headed for the shade of the nude pool. We met Sineva and Jason. It rained so we spent it in the hot tub. That night they had a beach party and bonfire. We were picked to be in the beach games and had a great time that night. Our team (the Big Bamboo) won! We ended that night in the hot tub. Saturday - We went on the Catamaran cruise to the Pickled Parrot. We jumped off the cliff, swung on the rope swing and got stung by jellyfish in the ocean but had a great time! Snorkeling nude felt so good! That night they had great entertainment. We danced all night and then ended up at the hot tub. We finally made it into the cave that night! Sunday - We flew out of Negril by Tim Air and it was great! I would definitely recommend it over the bus.

All in all it was a wonderful vacation! The best one we've had yet!! All of the people that we met made it so much fun! The employees and staff at Hedo were excellent. We always felt like we belonged there. There was never even a mention of a tip. Our wallets stayed in the safe in our room almost the whole time. The entertainment directors were great! They always had so much energy, 24 hours out of the day they were happy and enthusiastic. If you are at all nervous about going to Hedo, leave it all at home! We were nervous but had the time of our lives once we took off all of our clothes! This trip is what you make of it! If you want to find things to complain about you will - water temperature in the showers, bugs in the room, the food not being gourmet, the heat, the smoke, etc..... But, it is easy to overlook all of that when you can't wait to get naked, get a mug full of alcohol and lay on a raft on the beach with all of your new friends! We will definitely go back to Hedo!! Yah Mon!! Steve & Megan