April 27-May 4
Awesome! - The only way Deb and I (Robin) can describe our experience of Hedo. This vacation was by far the best we've ever had. Not only were the facilities and activities well above average, the people and "special friends" that were made were beyond comparison. Right off the top We would like to thank Paul and Sharon, Chris and Pam, George and Helen, Granville and Brenda, Christy and Nick, Morris and Theresa, Single Nick, Bill and Joyce, Darryl and Karen and especially our close friends, Connie and Kevin. Without these fine people the vacation would have been much less enjoyable.
DAY 1 - We arrived at Hedo at 1:00 pm without a hitch. Even the bus rid was enjoyable. We met Paul and Sharon at Mobay and talking with them while on the bus made the trip seem much shorter. After a 1 hour wait for our room we were off to the nude beach. We spent the rest of the afternoon and evening with Paul and Sharon there. The sights were to say the least "interesting". We saw our first "woody" out on one of the rafts. The sun was very hot so off we went to the nude pool. There we met a very "conservative" Pam and her husband Chris. We recognized them from pics that we had shared through e-mail. The drinks started to flow and before we knew it dinner was calling. The six of us met for dinner and watched the Battle of the Sexes. Pam participated, showing off when the announcer asked for a shaved pussy. Chris kept telling us that Pam wasn't really like this. Right Chris. After the women won the contest we were off to get dressed for the Pajama Party. We had a great time, Deb was worried about wearing a semitransparent baby doll but all that was laid to rest when a guy showed up nude. Next year we will dress with a lot less. The disco was rather small and overheated, the drink lines a little too long but at Hedo you really don't seem to care. We were there to have fun. We stayed until about 1:30 am and then headed to the nude hot tub for a while before hitting the sack.
DAY 2 - We slept in until 8:00 am and then headed for breakfast. We told the group that we were going to the Island Picnic. We were warned that it is usually for singles so we stood back of the pier and waited to see who showed up. Most were single guys so we passed. Back to the nude pool. We did the Body Painting which was fun. Washing it off was even better. Soap was needed so Pam invaded the room next to the pool and took their soap while it's tenants were in the shower. Chris denied knowing her. Drinks started flowing again. Mudslides, Dirty Bananas, Orgasms and Screaming Orgasms flowed like water. Again This tended to bring out the best in Pam. We also started to notice some of the other people. Vinnies and Wallies were there but were made fun of more than anything. Guys - remember the "Groaper", the "Lobster man", the "Sugar Daddies", the "Silicone Mamas" and of course the Wally that stood in the middle of the hot tub with his hands behind his back watching everything. Here is where I must say that no problems occurred with the Butt Crack Tour people. We even got into a friendly competition with them in the hot tub. We won with the Triple Butt Crack Pour, that was beer being poured over three beautiful derrieres and into my mouth. That move earned me the title of embassador of entertainment of the hot tub which I passed on to Nick at the end of our stay. Hopefully Nick lived up to my expectations. After dinner we went to the Piano Bar and then back to the hot tub until the wee hours of the morning.
DAY 3 - Again early breakfast and off to the nude beach and pool areas. Lunch was had today as was most days at the nude grill. This was the best place to get "normal" food. We attended the toga class for some ideas and then back to the nude pool. I entered the Beer Drinking competition and was beat by a woman very handlely. We had to suck beer through a straw, need I say more.
Chris and I entered the Best Buns contest with Chris taking 3rd and me taking 2nd. Deb assured us both that we had the best though. Of course that might have been the rum talking. We stayed at the pool taking pictures and whatever until it was time for the Toga. Deb decided to do a two piece toga. That left me without a sheet. Sharon suggested a pillow case would do just fine. It did. I was a little disappointed that Hedo didn't follow the no sheet no eat rule but that's okay because people without sheets didn't stick around long anyhow. Again after the Toga Party it was back to the hot tub. As you may have noticed the only time we were in the room was for sleeping and sex. Great sex.
DAY 4 - The day began with us saying our good byes to Chris and Pam. This turned out to be harder that expected. Pam didn't help with all those tears flowing. In the afternoon we watched Paul try out the Flying Trapeze, Deb and I then went to the nude pool. There we met Connie and Kevin. Immediately we felt that we had known each other all of our lives. The connection between the four of us was evident even to the others we had become friends with. We spent the evening with them doing dinner, the circus show and then off to the beach party. Things at Hedo usually run behind so after waiting an hour or so for the party to start Sharon got antsy and wanted to go to the hot tub. She suggested nude twister but it never came about. We spent the rest of the night at the hot tub.
DAY 5 - Paul, Sharon, Connie, Kevin, Deb and I decided to do the nude catamaran cruise. What the staff told us was to show up with a towel, camera and spf 30. Nothing was said about clothes so when we got to the cliffs we were not permitted to climb the rocks. Next time we will take shorts at least. The snorkeling was okay, some coral and a few fish. At the cliff there are caves to go into so Deb and Connie wanted to swim over to them. This is where you need to put on fins or wear a vest. Both girls got tired and needed help getting to and from the caves. The cruise was great and our new friends made it even better. Good times were enjoyed by all. I must have had a few too many rum punches because I don't remember suggesting the pic of us mooning the catamaran from the pier. Oh well pictures don't lie. After the cruise it was back to the pool for more fun and games until dinner. We ate at Pastafari's and then headed again, you know where. Here Deb showed her prowess by competing in our own version of muff diving. She won the competition twice, that's my beloved wife for you. All you guys can eat your heart out. Most everyone were turning in or going to whatever when Sharon gave us her Twister game. Many thanks for it's use but the "fun and frolicking" with Kenny G. proved to be much more exciting.
DAY 6 - Had to sleep in, got in last night around 5 am. We said good bye to Paul and Sharon. Thanks again to you both for helping us get oriented to Hedo. We met Connie and Kevin for Hobie craft sailing. HeHeHe Kevin and I took the free lessons so we thought we knew what we were doing. WRONG. We crashed into the side of the big catamaran. I hope someone videoed this because it would have to make the world's funniest. :) Needless to say we turned in the Hobie for safer kayaks. We did dinner and spent the evening enjoying some more Kenny G and candlelight.
We hit the hot tub around 12 am for socializing. By this time Deb and I were beginning to run out of steam. When we got home we added up the hours of sleep and figured somewhere around 22 to 24 hours in 7 nights. Whew!
DAY 7 - We got up at 6 am to see Connie and Kevin off. This proved to be the hardest good bye of the week. In just a few short days a friendship formed between us like no other before. Deb and I watched them walk towards the bus with tears flowing. The rest of the day was spent in and around the pool with Christy and Nick. We got to see a wedding. Neat. They stripped for everyone after the vows. I passed on the Embassador of Entertainment title to Nick in a quiet little ceremony. Basically we knew our time was soon to end in Hedo and the day was kind of subdued.
Day 8 - Time to leave. Check out was a breeze. We checked with Air Jamaica at the dining room so we could bypass all the lines at the airport. Hint don't put out your carry on when they ask for your luggage, it's too hard to get to them later on. Recommend to find a friend to stash them in until it's time to go. The trip home was again uneventful however tiring.
MEMORIES -
Candlelight and Kenny G.
Romantic walk through the garden.
Standing over the water fountain.
Seeing "wood" almost anytime.
Being left with "wood" in the cave at the pool.
Pink dildo sticking to the window at the room above the pool.
Crashing into the catamaran.
Pond scum.
French ladies's burnt feet.
The man fishing with a dildo.
Butt Crack Pours.
Biff's Bunch and The Butt Crackers.
Muff diving.
Sex - Although open sex was not seen, lots of playfulness was. At any given time you could see someone playing or being played with. On day 7 Deb and I were walking back to the hot tub, I was lagging behind, Deb asked me why I was so slow. I responded with "I've had so much sex in the last week that my nuts feel as if they are slapping off my ankles." That sentence in a nutshell describe the average couple's lovemaking while in Hedo. As Kevin said "Hedo brings out the best in us".
FINAL THOUGHTS - We met some great people and made some special friends while at Hedo. People are the key to having a good time. The memories that are created will last a lifetime.
Thanks Denny for the opportunity to share our vacation.