Flights

If you travel much you know that delays and other inconveniences can happen. A trip to Jamaica is no different. Do take a puddle jumper from MoBay to Negril. Plan for an extra day of rest for when you return home. Your brain will not let you rest while at Hedo, you will be afraid you will miss something. It is as advertised, one non-stop party!

Activities

The Toga and PJ parties are fun and most entertaining. The Island Picnic is one of those events that we are glad that we experienced but one that we would not do again. If you go, pace yourself. You could easily lose a day.

The naked Catamaran cruise is one activity that you do not want to miss. The breeze, sun, and music set you free. Jump from the cliff but hold your package. Cameras are allowed and a video is made. Buy the video, it is worth the laughs and memories. The ladies in our group of friends were kind enough to provide us with several excellent photo ops. These are photos that I will still be viewing when I am ninety-five. Thank you ladies, you know who you are. Thank you Lord, life is good!

Bonding

You will be amazed at how fast you can make friends. There is something about being naked with other couples that makes you seem like old friends in just a matter of hours. The group we hung with was a diversified bunch from all over the states. Some had made contact prior to the trip over the Internet. The beauty of this experience is that no one cares if you are a millionaire, hundredaire, or a thousandaire! It is the way it is meant to be, friends are who they are naked, not for their social status in real life. No one cares if you saved all year for your vacation or whether you paid for it out of petty cash. Meet as many people as possible.

Hot Tub \ Pool Side

When we were headed for Hedo, we wondered if we would see any of the action taking place in the hot tub that we had read about on the net. We were not disappointed. In six nights we think we saw it all. There were couples and groups enjoying themselves. Some had to be just purely exhibitionist, not even a 16 year old male could be so horny. We wondered if some people ever had sex in the privacy of their own rooms. You will be approached by those that swing, no problem mon. If someone is making constant eye contact with you and you are not interested, look them in the eyes for a few seconds. Turn your head and gently shake it NO. They will get your message. Just because they swing does not mean that they are not potential friends. All variations of swinging are present. Some in our group did swing, some did not. We did not talk about it as a group, we just enjoyed each other's company!

For several days at the side of the pool, one young lady was constantly applying sunscreen to her man's member. This gal was good. She could read a book, carry on a conversation, sip on a drink and never miss a beat. We nicknamed her Miss Hand Job. We concluded that she was using it for a sundial so she would know what time it was. It must have paid off. When she left she strolled around the pool and hot tub carrying a full-length fur coat. Why anyone from LA would have a fur in Jamaica was beyond us. Guess we were suppose to cry because they were leaving. We did not. We couldn't have cared less what time it was.

Vinnies were no problem. One was so caught up in his viewing that he would move right up next to a couple and stare at point blank range. He was dedicated! We nicknamed him Woody because he was constantly aroused. On occasion we tried to out stare him, but were over matched. We were amateurs up against a professional.

It is best to give certain people nicknames so that your friends will know who you are talking about. A great time saver.

Brain Dead

We were on a strict schedule. A typical day consisted of group breakfast between 8:00 and 8:30. Beach until we mustered the energy to move 30 feet to the picnic table for lunch from the grill at 11:30.

Pool from 12:30 until 4:45. Hot tub from 4:45 until 7:30. Dinner at 8:00. We calculated that after arriving on the beach we moved a total of 55 yards in a day (excluding trips to the bar and restroom). Nightly entertainment\parties and then back to the hot tub until whenever.

The days when we went on the cruise and island party we had to work overtime to get back on schedule. We tried to stay away from conversations that required thinking. One friend tried to engage us in conversations pertaining to nuclear fusion and the right to life but we managed to tune him out. He promised not to make that mistake ever again.

Tits on the Table

One afternoon when there was a lull in the pool conversation it was decided that we should invent a new game for the Hedo experience. It had to be simple so those of us who were totally brain dead could understand the rules. Tits on the Table was born. Here are the basics. There are three chest high tables in the pool. If one is not available, a raft may be substituted. One player shouts "tits on the table" and the girls lay their breasts on the table as quickly as possible. There are no losers, all are winners. There is only one rule and that is "tits on the table". Quite often we would have as many as seven pair on the table. What a beautiful site. Thank you again, Lord. A fun game and it would be appreciated if those of you who follow would keep it going. We promise that you will not regret participating in what should become a time honored tradition.

Hedo Fever Forever

All in all we had a great time! Only wish we had discovered this place called Hedonism several years ago! The Grand Lido is nice but can not hold a candle to Hedo. The staff is friendly, accommodating and tries to ensure that you have the time of your life. Whether you stay on the nude or prude side does not matter, you will be thoroughly pleased that you spent the money and enjoyed life for a few days.

For our Special Friends

Who's My Name

Y'all Stop

Neked

I would have made one hell of a lesbian

Tits on the Table

Remember - I've seen you naked.

RESPECT

Hugs